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| Rob |  | ... | 05-11-2009 @ 09:36 |
 Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator |  | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 05-11-2009 @ 10:03 |
 a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6843 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | Had the pleasure of sharing a platform with Ste the other week while he was deadlifting: Ste: What's on this bar Jeff, 170 Me: No Ste, it's 110 Ste: 170? Me: No 110 Ste: poonds, kilors?? 170 Yaar, hmmmph, Yaar He puts a 10 on each end Ste: How about now? Me: Thats 130 Ste Ste: Yaaar, 130, that's what a wanted, five!!! ?????? He is a legend!!!! | ||
| PeteHodgson | | ... | 05-11-2009 @ 10:47 |
 Has little understanding of the sugden Member 677, 11338 posts SQ 165, BP 125, DL 220510.0 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | Just read some of this thread for the first time. Sounds like a right character. Is he a pirate? | ||
| aaron_lohan | | ... | 05-11-2009 @ 15:19 |
 Hasn't always been a bench press specialist Member 44, 1907 posts SQ 252.5, BP 220, DL 210682.5 kgs @ 83kgs Eq | PeteHodgson said:Just read some of this thread for the first time. Sounds like a right character. Is he a pirate? No but hes related to the sea captain off simpsons Yarr: | ||
| staplegun16 | | ... | 06-11-2009 @ 19:00 |
 Even his dad lifts more Member 388, 313 posts SQ 315, BP 210, DL 285810.0 kgs @ 98kgs Eq | Tonight, after squats, stripping the bar, taking my suit off and packing my bag, Truner approached ... "going up ?" "no, i think ill leave it at that tonight" i turned to pete, rick and big phil... but they were all distracted by ricks bench pressing. So in my opinion, they missed a turner gem. | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 02-12-2009 @ 22:22 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17884 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Turner loomed large today "it wouldn't have fit you" said he "what wouldn't?" "leather jacket" "which leather jacket?" "I gave it to Andy" "which jacket?" "it fits him just reet" "which jacket?" Thy't too big" "which jacket Steve?" "Alan's got one too" "a jacket?" It wouldn't have fit you" | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 03-12-2009 @ 07:27 |
a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6843 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | I had a similar conversation: Yaar i give one to Andy What Ste Jacket Oh yeah Yaar, had one fur you too but Alan said that looks good Ah well never mind Ste It were just like this one, but bigger Never mind mate, not really my style It's leather! Yeah I know mate, but not my sort of thing Leather yaaar! Yeah I know It were leather Yeah leather You dont like? Not really my cup of tea mate Leather! Yes Leather, yar they were me dads. Do you not like it It's very nice Ste but not my style Leather Yes Yar i benched ok, shirt was a bit loose leek, I weigh 75 yar | ||
| cuntos | | ... | 04-12-2009 @ 10:31 |
 old fat fingers needs to find 10kg Member 192, 640 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 245735.0 kgs @ 122.7kgs Eq | I think I'd like to meet Mr Turner. That's meet and not MEAT! | ||
| PeteHodgson | | ... | 04-12-2009 @ 10:40 |
Has little understanding of the sugden Member 677, 11338 posts SQ 165, BP 125, DL 220510.0 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | ha ha ha, these have gotta be exagerated somewhat. hilarious! | ||
| Joni | | ... | 04-12-2009 @ 10:45 |
 left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | PeteHodgson said:ha ha ha, these have gotta be exagerated somewhat. no. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 04-12-2009 @ 11:00 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Joni said: PeteHodgson said:ha ha ha, these have gotta be exagerated somewhat. no. In fact we forget more than we remember. During his occasional aggressive phases he'll just shout out "Shut up baldie". We're not even sure who he's talking to as there's no build up and he walks off giggling to himself straight after. Boring Mr Turner isnt  | ||
| Rick | | ... | 04-12-2009 @ 20:16 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10035 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | PeteHodgson said:ha ha ha, these have gotta be exagerated somewhat. Nope. And we forget bits, and then there's the bits (lots) that we just can't understand the words. | ||
| Joni | | ... | 04-12-2009 @ 20:17 |
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | Rick said: Nope. And we forget bits, and then there's the bits (lots) that we just can't understand the words. for me that has always been over 90%. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 05-04-2010 @ 16:58 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Walked in tonight - "hiya lads" Turner says - "Awreeet baldy" ------------------------- Some time later... Big Phil - 'He's on his own Andy. His Ma's away for 2 weeks' Me - 'Is that righ Ste?' ST - "Yarr. Hers gone awaaaaeey. Am on me own." Me - 'Where's she gone mate?' ST - "In an apartment" Me - 'Where?' ST - "Dubart. Dubart. Dubart. Somethin laark that yarr" Me - 'Dubai?' ST - "Theyer yarr. Gamon staaake fo me tea" Me - 'Rum un you Turner' ST - "Yaffort be. Won be raart if tha want" I've missed this. | ||
| nico | | ... | 06-04-2010 @ 20:04 |
 just smoked Ed and Neil - EAT MY GOAL Member 120, 1582 posts | little_a said: ST - "Yaffort be. Won be raart if tha want" I've missed this. Right, I've read this line a fair few times and I've absolutely no idea what it is all about??? It's been a while since we had another Turner gem. great stuff. | ||
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