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badboy007Icon...14-10-2007 @ 09:39 
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LOL. I remember the posing sessions, pretty funny tbh. 'Great White' Turner strikes!!!
Has Ste broken the 450lb DL barrier?
little_aIcon...14-10-2007 @ 13:35 
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I think Aaron may still be reeling from a grilling from John F in the pub yesterday about his carnal activities and preferences.
"Do you ever have sex with animals Aaron?"
"No"
"Do you never put animals in your arse?"
"No. Do you?"
"Yeah. Mice and gerbils and stuff"
"Dont they die?"
"Yeah. You have to s**t out dead animals"
You just couldnt make it upGrin
RickIcon...14-10-2007 @ 18:03 
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that is outstanding!
PorkPieIcon...17-10-2007 @ 19:25 
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This is the best thread I've ever read on the internet. It even beats "Mom caught me milking the lizard - what should I do now?" I once read on an American site.
little_aIcon...18-10-2007 @ 08:14 
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Originally posted by PorkPie...
This is the best thread I've ever read on the internet. It even beats "Mom caught me milking the lizard - what should I do now?" I once read on an American site.

Easy pork Pie. We have to respect Ste Turner, and his thread, so please... No animals and no ChineseEek
badboy007Icon...18-10-2007 @ 09:15 
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John F is one funny bas***d! He comes out with some classic man s**t... HAAHAH...

Alan,

My mum used to say to me, " If you're not in bed by eleven, come home.."
TitchIcon...18-10-2007 @ 13:31 
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Turner sounds suspiciously like Karl Pilkington.
nicoIcon...18-10-2007 @ 19:27 
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Originally posted by PorkPie...
This is the best thread I've ever read on the internet. It even beats "Mom caught me milking the lizard - what should I do now?" I once read on an American site.


right, we need a link to that one immediately.
nicoIcon...18-10-2007 @ 19:28 
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and while we'rte on it pork pie, just what sort of "American site" ahem, were you reading when you came across that little gem?
little_aIcon...19-10-2007 @ 08:33 
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Originally posted by nico...
and while we'rte on it pork pie, just what sort of "American site" ahem, were you reading when you came across that little gem?

Lets be honest here. It was probably a lifting forum of some kind.
Outside of a Cat A institution where else can you find such a bunch of reprebates?
badboy007Icon...19-10-2007 @ 08:44 
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LMFAO. Does Adders get post delivered? I want to send Ste a Xmas Pressie (Chinese midget porn)
WiganIcon...22-10-2007 @ 22:18 
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The Turnermator very nearly caused a riot at Adders tonight.

Anyone that has visited Adders in the winter months will know how bollock dropping cold it gets due to the complete lack of heating. Tonight signalled the start of winter at Adders as it was rather f**king nippy early on. Alan was sporting a jumper and two pairs of trousers (something that was missed by most i think), and mentioned that he'd try to get the gas heater sorted out. At hearing this Ste pipes up...

"Naye, Alan, we dint need any 'eaters, we make the 'eat in 'ere by trainin, dint we Jeff???"

"No we f**king don't Ste, shut the f**k up" was my response, as the first penguin of the season prepared to bench!!!

"Naye, Alan we dint need 'em, we make the 'eat in 'ere, dint we Jeff"

"No Ste we f**kin don't"..... and so it went on for some time!!!

"Alan can have a 'eater 'cos he's old" says Ste

"What!!!" growls Alan, advancing menacingly toward Ste who was having a near death experienced without realising it

"'Cos yer cold" says Ste, and thus lives to see another sunrise

So gentlemen, if no heater appears at Adders in the coming months it is due to your friendly neighourhood Turnermator

Ste rocks!!!!
HaydenIcon...22-10-2007 @ 22:20 
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hahahahah
little_aIcon...23-10-2007 @ 08:14 
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Millsie made a guess appearence last night and on entering was greeting with...
"Ya cont beet th'atmosphere ere con ya Jon?"

Last Friday I walks in and got several renditions of "Why did you drop Jeffs new bar? Thats a t**ts trick". After 5 minutes of this, solid, I asked further what he was talking about and get the reply "That 400. why did you drop it"
"Because it was f**kin heavy"
"Do some training then and stop being soft..... I've put that thing in yer bag"
RobIcon...23-10-2007 @ 08:17 
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Post Edited: 23.10.2007 @ 08:23 AM
LOL The legend grows!

Oh, and it was absolutely sodding freezing!!! I was wrapped up in hat and trousers, Boar and Davo were in SHORTS and T-SHIRT. This is from 7 - 8.30 remember, so it's even colder. Crazy mofos.

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