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| Thing |  | ... | 24-06-2010 @ 08:51 |
 a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 24.06.2010 @ 08:52 AM by Thing little_a said:Dont know if it should go in here but as we dont have a 'Rick says'... Turner lays down for a bench and his eyesight being what it is he's feeling his way for his grip and Rick says "That isn't legal Ste. You need to get your fingers inside your ring" I laughed on the inside  no wonder i'm PMSL, i can only imagine what's legal in Ricks Mind | ||
| aaron_lohan | | ... | 26-06-2010 @ 14:46 |
 Hasn't always been a bench press specialist Member 44, 1907 posts SQ 252.5, BP 220, DL 210682.5 kgs @ 83kgs Eq | Turner: Ive got a new camera Little a: oh right whats it like tell us about it Turner: well its got a square for your head Little a: a square for your head?? Turner: yeah you know that square Little a: oh right yeah whats it like? Turner: its got 12 Little a: 12? Myself: megapixels i think he means Turner: yarr 12 million megapixels Myself: 12 million pixels. | ||
| Tom_Martin | | ... | 27-06-2010 @ 00:33 |
 No one believed him anyway. Member 958, 11411 posts SQ 410, BP 215, DL 4251050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | aaron_lohan said:Turner: Ive got a new camera Little a: oh right whats it like tell us about it Turner: well its got a square for your head Little a: a square for your head?? Turner: yeah you know that square Little a: oh right yeah whats it like? Turner: its got 12 Little a: 12? Myself: megapixels i think he means Turner: yarr 12 million megapixels Myself: 12 million pixels. Did you really HAVE to correct him? If it came down to letting him think his camera had 12,000,000,000,000 pixels, or explaining to him exactly why it didn't (probably over and over again every time the camera came out?) I know which option I'd choose... | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 27-06-2010 @ 08:50 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17867 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | You don't correct Turner. He thinks what he thinks at any given moment and it can all change in a heartbeat. For example if you ask him who weight he has just lifted in the gym, he almost never knows. But come the following session two days later he can tell you that he did 160 for 5 or whatever. Ask him about any of the preceeding sets though and he won't even know that there were any. | ||
| little_a | | He's back... | 19-01-2011 @ 19:26 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Turner "Did you see me on telly?" Me "You've been on telly Ste?" Turner "No. Martin Flett" Me "You just said you were on telly" Turner "No. Martin Flett" Me "Yeah I saw him. Did well didn't he?" Turner "Yarr. He meet lend me some money nahh. Do you know Wigan?" Me "Not really Ste" Turner "We went forra meal at this restaurant in Wigan" Me "Nice one. Was it OK?" Turner "Yarr. Near't Bricklayers arms" Me "I dont know that Ste" Turner "You know where't torletts are in Wigan centre?" Me (crying) "f**k off Ste you rum f**ker" Turner "Yaffort be" | ||
| EDCLARKE | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 19:43 |
 not particularly well educated Member 85, 10986 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | best thread on sugden ,nice to see it updated with a bit of turner wisdom! | ||
| Thing | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 19:55 |
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | nice to see you login in to the best thread Andy | ||
| tz1127 | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 20:26 |
 Member 1419, 2281 posts SQ 175, BP 105, DL 240520.0 kgs @ 82kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 19.01.2011 @ 20:27 PM by tz1127 Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous". | ||
| MrSmall | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 20:28 |
Gone and easily forgotten....... Member 331, 22298 posts SQ 185, BP 100, DL 230515.0 kgs @ 85kgs UnEq | tz1127 said:Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous". You do not belong in this thread! | ||
| EDCLARKE | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 20:30 |
not particularly well educated Member 85, 10986 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | tz1127 said:Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous". i think most of the people who have met Steve are laughing with him rather than at him. | ||
| Jackcarter | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 20:42 |
 wants part of OSG furniture ..one of the benches Member 843, 192 posts SQ 157, BP 100, DL 185442.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | tz1127 said:Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous". this opinion is from someone who has mental issues. The thread starts saying he asked for the thread to be started to spread his words of wisdom! | ||
| tz1127 | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 20:46 |
Member 1419, 2281 posts SQ 175, BP 105, DL 240520.0 kgs @ 82kgs UnEq | Jackcarter said: this opinion is from someone who has mental issues. lol. Please kindly go conjugate yourself.  | ||
| likesadeadkf | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 20:47 |
Member 1384, 483 posts SQ 210, BP 140, DL 275625.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq | Hahaha! Just read the entire thread. This guy sounds hilarious! The picture below kept me laughing for about a minute each time i saw it. thosebananas said:The guy that answers everything in a aggressive manner. makes absolutely no sense some times. I also know EXACTLY who you are talking about. I remember asking if he had many more sets to do on bench to which angrily muttered back "yes!" and looked at me as if id done something to offend him and then walked away. Very strange guy!! | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 21:23 |
 a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6840 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | tz1127 said:Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous". Ste is officially mad as a badger, and is held in very high regard by everyone at Adlington. This thread is a tribute to him as he is a one in a million bloke. He is also like a dog with two dicks when you tell him about this thread, he loves the attention. I had a conversation with him the other day and for the love of god i couldnt tell you a word of what he said, sometimes he just talks in broken bottles, but always finishes with a Yah, and a laugh and walks off leaving you feeling better for talking with him | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 19-01-2011 @ 21:56 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11329 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | This dude sounds f**king amazing. I wish we had one of him in our gym. | ||
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