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| mishima |  | ... | 15-04-2010 @ 12:41 |
 pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | I was thinking maybe there's an inner logic to it. He might think Rob will make the lift all day every day; and since he's dead sure about it, he's willingly waiting for him to come back up where he could, in his mind, fail the lift at some point. Sharp lynx eye in deed, he's the real Adders mastermind!  Or maybe he just freezed there. | ||
| aaron_lohan | | ... | 15-04-2010 @ 16:01 |
 Hasn't always been a bench press specialist Member 44, 1907 posts SQ 252.5, BP 220, DL 210682.5 kgs @ 83kgs Eq | Wed 14/4/10 Ste- Where is he? Me- Who Ste- Big lad Phil hes not here hes gone doing something funny Me- Whats he doing? Ste- He's gone somewhere | ||
| aaron_lohan | | ... | 15-04-2010 @ 16:01 |
Hasn't always been a bench press specialist Member 44, 1907 posts SQ 252.5, BP 220, DL 210682.5 kgs @ 83kgs Eq | Does anyone have the picture where he's spotting for someone on the squat and picking his nose during the lift? | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 27-04-2010 @ 17:43 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17869 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Kept forgeting to post this. Last Friday jake was squatting and was having some difficulties, he was explaining these to Joe who was listening intently and offering possible solutions, Turner ambled over, grinning like a fool and joined it. "Thy were all over shop, all over shop thy were, they were all over shop, thy were all over shop, thy made a balls of it, a reet balls of it, thy made a proper balls of it. Do it again, do it again now, go on, get it done" Joe - "Steve, f**k off" "Reet, yar" | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 28-05-2010 @ 19:49 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17869 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Turner collared me in the changing rooms Turner - I seed 'um on Tuesday neet Me - Who ? Turner - Mick Monopoly Me - Who ? Turner - Mick Monopoly Me - Who the f**k's Mick Monopoly ? Turner - Tha knows, him off Dire Straits Aaaaahhhhh, THAT Mick Monopoly | ||
| staplegun16 | | ... | 29-05-2010 @ 08:45 |
 Even his dad lifts more Member 388, 313 posts SQ 315, BP 210, DL 285810.0 kgs @ 98kgs Eq | Apparently he turned to big phil on the way to the gym the otherday and said on his performance at the lancs & cheshire: "yarrr, at least i didnt bomb this weekend" phil made the right move and just nodded and agreed. He did bomb though.  | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 08-06-2010 @ 19:15 |
 a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6840 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 08.06.2010 @ 19:16 PM by Wigan Yesterday saw a case of Turner does, rather than Turner says...After finishing off his deadlifts and receiving several bollockings for various misdemeanours Ste adjourns to the other room for some bodybuilding. Shortly after, Alan goes in there and we start to hear shouts of "Who's put all these f**kin weights all over the floor?" It turns out Ste had been on the hack squat machine doing some calf raises, only thing was it was too heavy so he unloaded all the plates and put them on the floor. Nothing wrong with that you say.. Only thing is, the weights he unloaded were actually sat harmlessly on a storage rack that just so happened to be at the back of the hack squat machine he was using, not on the machine itself... Good old Turner!!! | ||
| Joseph_Walton | | ... | 08-06-2010 @ 19:37 |
Mighty young Joe Member 675, 2271 posts SQ 272.5, BP 180, DL 275727.5 kgs @ 114.8kgs UnEq | little_a said:Last weekend I struggled to breath... http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/uploads/1176806840.jpg Just seen this and nearly pissed myself, this threads brilliant. | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 14-06-2010 @ 21:20 |
a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6840 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | Had been in the gym about 20 minutes when Turner steams over to me, looks me straight in the eye, serious face, building up to something!! "Yaar, got it in me bag, new one, 12 million thingies. Yar, av got it with me nar. Yer gonna take the pictures, Yaar" "am I Ste?" "Yaar" "Have you got a camera or something Ste? Do you want me to video you lifting?" By this stage he was storming away from me to his bag, only to return with a spankin new camera.. "Yaaar!!" Looks like I'm videoing Turners squatsn tonight then.. Turner then squats as I film him, with even louder pirate noises than usual. Popular opinion being that this was for the benefit of the camera. After two sets the battery on the camera is dead. "Ste the battery's gone mate" "Yaar, has it? I deleted some pictures off it before 'cos it said it was nearly full!" "That's you memory mate, this is your battery" "Reet, yaaar, I deleted some. Can I watch meself on it nar?" "No Ste the battery has gone mate it needs charging" "So can I not watch meself on it now then?" "No" Turner wasnt happy... | ||
| Tannhauser | | ... | 14-06-2010 @ 21:42 |
 fighting woo with woo Member 206, 1491 posts SQ 227.5, BP 165, DL 260652.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | I love this thread. | ||
| andysmiles | | ... | 14-06-2010 @ 22:44 |
 naughty !! Member 642, 2482 posts SQ 204, BP 142.5, DL 260606.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | best thread ever! loved every page! legend | ||
| mikehowarth | | ... | 14-06-2010 @ 23:23 |
 Not so much as forgotten as can't remember Member 894, 4924 posts SQ 245, BP 167.5, DL 272.5685.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Yaaar | ||
| Thing | | ... | 14-06-2010 @ 23:41 |
 a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | It's beggars belief that there is a man/pirate like Turner. | ||
| LukeC | | ... | 15-06-2010 @ 03:31 |
 The one in the guns and roses teeshirt. Member 171, 2462 posts SQ 272.5, BP 140, DL 245657.5 kgs @ 80.2kgs Eq | Reading through this thread was well worth the time it took. Pure class! | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 15-06-2010 @ 07:29 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17869 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Wigan said: Turner then squats as I film him, with even louder pirate noises than usual. Popular opinion being that this was for the benefit of the camera. I wasn't paying that much attention last night, but I was aware of the louder than usual pirate noises and the bollockings given by Big Phil and Joe, but the fact that it was Turner's camera explains so very much | ||
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