Turner says...
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| Fatpete |  | ... | 31-03-2009 @ 11:52 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 19320 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Last night I squatted with a small wedge under my heels to decide if there was mileage in having them raised. It was decided there was, but as I also deadlift in my squat shoes they now might be a little high for that so I tried a few deadlifts flat-footed. Not having any slippers with me I lifted in my socks, something I never normally do. Whilst sat on a bench, between sets, Turner approached. He nodded in the general direction of my feet Turner - "are them socks" FP - "yes" Turner - "Yar, now, I mean are they your socks" FP - "yes" Turner - "reet then" | ||
| Thing | | ... | 31-03-2009 @ 12:32 |
 a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | does turner get free membership? | ||
| PorkPie | | ... | 31-03-2009 @ 14:31 |
 Do hugs, not drugs. Member 136, 712 posts SQ 380, BP 242.5, DL 330952.5 kgs @ 110kgs Eq | Great stuff. | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 31-03-2009 @ 15:23 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 19320 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Thing said: does turner get free membership? He doesn't know, he thinks he might but he doesn't really | ||
| Thing | | ... | 31-03-2009 @ 15:27 |
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | excellent he's and honorary member | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 30-04-2009 @ 11:11 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 19320 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Last night Handsome Fred tried his "what's pink and fluffy" joke (Pink fluff by the way) He asked Turner HF - what's pink and fluffy Turner - blank look HF - what's pink and fluffy Turner - even blanker look HF - come on Steve, what's pink and fluffy Turner - Ped's head HF - That's one answer I didn't expect FP (to turner) You c**t! Turner - grinning dementedly - "Yar, c**t" | ||
| Rob | | ... | 30-04-2009 @ 11:55 |
 Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7174 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | LOL  | ||
| little_a | | ... | 03-11-2009 @ 09:41 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts | He's back!!!! Turner said:Shut up Baldie That was it. Not part of any conversation. No build up. No wind down. No other explanation. I laughed Jeff laughed Rick laughed Pete looked around with a confused look on his face Turner did his next set | ||
| PorkPie | | ... | 03-11-2009 @ 15:47 |
Do hugs, not drugs. Member 136, 712 posts SQ 380, BP 242.5, DL 330952.5 kgs @ 110kgs Eq | This is my favourite thread in the short history of the internet. | ||
| Rick | | ... | 03-11-2009 @ 21:25 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10068 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | Later, he also said "yarr. Baldy." The first time he was looking at Pete. The second time I THINK he was looking at you, but it could still have been Pete. He'd just had corrective eye surgery, so it's quite possible he didn't know before. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 04-11-2009 @ 07:58 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts | Rick said:He'd just had corrective eye surgery, so it's quite possible he didn't know before. Maybe he was looking at us both? | ||
| mishima | | ... | 04-11-2009 @ 09:03 |
 pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | What a great man! | ||
| Sparrow | | ... | 04-11-2009 @ 18:25 |
 always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 255, BP 167.5, DL 330752.5 kgs @ 103kgs Eq | I miss Ste! Need to get my arse to Adlington to catch up...(should take all of 5 seconds of me entering the building before I'm 'caught up'). | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 04-11-2009 @ 22:46 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 19320 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | After training I was sat on a bench watching the others, Turner plonked himself next to me "all reet Pete" "all right Steve" "art going out tonight" "it's Wednesday Steve, I usually do" "art courtin'?" "I suppose I am Steve" "in Radcliffe" No, not in Radcliffe" "in Cardiff then" "Cardiff ! Is it phuck in Cardiff" "where then" "Steve everybody knows where I go" "I don't" "You do" "Blackburn?" "Phuck off Steve you muppet" "Yar reet" said he grinning dementedly CARDIFF !!!!!!!!!! | ||
| Carl | | ... | 05-11-2009 @ 08:19 |
 Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | f**kin cardiff, LOL | ||
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