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little_aIconTurner says...21-09-2007 @ 20:33 
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Those of you fortunate enough to of had the pleasure of training with Steve ' The Turnermator' Turner at Adlington will understand this, those who dont, either make the trip, or face the fact that you are missing out. Anyway, Young Steve has asked me to be his internet representative in a new initiative to spread the word of enlightenment to non believers. Steve will give me, and me only, a weekly word of advice or information to some lucky, unsuspecting soul
Friday 21st September - Turner says..."Next time you talk to Andy (Badboy) tell him to come and do some training, and stop being soft"
Dont shoot the messenger.
TonyIcon...21-09-2007 @ 20:37 
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I think this may become my favourite thread ever.
little_aIcon...21-09-2007 @ 20:43 
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I almost cant wait for next Friday myself T. Maybe if it were made a sticky Ste could be talked into giving more of 'the word'. He also posed for a facial photo which I'll upload to this thread when I'm on my other PC.
RobIcon...21-09-2007 @ 22:21 
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LOL. This thread sounds like a goldmine. It could lead to all sorts of things... The Turnermator Appreciation Society, The Turnermators guide to Spotting... who knows!!
HaydenIcon...21-09-2007 @ 22:22 
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Has anyone ever given him a hug??? I think he needs a hug...no?? just me??

o well
RobIcon...21-09-2007 @ 22:32 
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f**k... Turnermator is a legend...

In one of my first sessions at Adlington back at Christmas, I was in my car just starting to drive out of the car park... The Turnermator suddenly just opened the passenger door, got in and made himself comfy.

I was like "er alright Ste?"

Wrong car!!
HaydenIcon...21-09-2007 @ 22:33 
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hahahaha lmao.
purplepaulIcon...21-09-2007 @ 23:11 
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The Turnermators guide to Spotting


Just actualy spat my magners on my pc lol

as i have said before i cant understand anything he says, as im a trifle deff. so i just nod at him
badboy007Icon...21-09-2007 @ 23:20 
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Post Edited: 21.09.2007 @ 23:26 PM
lol...

"strong f**ker"

"I used to be into bodybuilding but I only came third... now I'm winning at powerlifting" (his nickname was the Great White, big back and nothing else!)

"I was 4-5 kg over the weight limit so I stopped drinking tea"

"Andy... Andy... Want a DVD?... I've got more but John/Joe haven't given them back"

" I was seeing a girl but she has kids and that... ummm....ummmm... you should come round mine for tea Andy... My dad can get you a job on the scrap... we got three boilers today.. One time.."

" How do my abs look?" Semi naked Ste, in some sort of nearly vacuum pose, white as f**k, glasses steamed up, holding his breath and pushing out his stomach... and yet i still stripped down for a double bi comparison..

Maybe Ste is kidding us all, and he is a genius trapped in another body. Then again, he seems happy in his life and loves his porn, so I think I know who's winning!
FatpeteIcon...22-09-2007 @ 12:03 
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At Adders there are three pair of similar and unusual looking weights, one pair is 25kilos each, another is 20K and the third are 15K. One day I walk in and Steve is deadlifting with four of these weights on the bar. Lying on the floor are a 25 and a 20 kilo weight.

"Steve" I say "There's a 25 and a 20 on the floor, so their partners must be on the bar"

"Yes" said Steve and did another set
RobIcon...22-09-2007 @ 12:07 
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Tracked this great photo of the Turnermator in action!!

http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/uploads/1176806840.jpg
SparrowIcon...22-09-2007 @ 13:56 
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LOL best thread EVER!

Thanks Andy.

Badboy a few class quotes there (although there really are too many to mention) and that pic makes me piss Rob.

I like the one where he was stopped by the police driving his dad's truck. The conversation somehow got to:
Officer - "So what do you do for a living then?"
Turmenator - "Well I'm on the dole but I work for my dad!"

You just can't buy it.
badboy007Icon...22-09-2007 @ 14:12 
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lol!!!
HaydenIcon...22-09-2007 @ 14:18 
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Originally posted by jonnymills...
Officer - "So what do you do for a living then?"
Turmenator - "Well I'm on the dole but I work for my dad!"


LMAO!!!!
badboy007Icon...22-09-2007 @ 17:02 
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Ste is such a bloody legend, seriously, I think if we could all live our lives like him we would have less problems!

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