Turner says...
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| Wigan |  | ... | 06-04-2010 @ 20:28 |
 a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6950 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | nico said: little_a said: ST - "Yaffort be. Won be raart if tha want" I've missed this. Right, I've read this line a fair few times and I've absolutely no idea what it is all about??? It's been a while since we had another Turner gem. great stuff. "Yaffort be. Won be raart if tha want" "You have to be. You wouldnt be right if you weren't"  | ||
| little_a | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 08:23 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts | You train at Adders Nico mate, you learn to speak 'Turner'... fluently | ||
| nico | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 09:13 |
 just smoked Ed and Neil - EAT MY GOAL Member 120, 1583 posts | little_a said:You train at Adders Nico mate, you learn to speak 'Turner'... fluently Cheers Jeff and Andy. I'll book my holidays now  | ||
| PeteHodgson | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 09:37 |
 Has little understanding of the sugden Member 677, 11338 posts SQ 165, BP 125, DL 220510.0 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | ha ha ha ha How old is Turner? What does he do? Can someone make a tv programme about him please? | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 09:57 |
a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6950 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | PeteHodgson said:ha ha ha ha How old is Turner? What does he do? Can someone make a tv programme about him please? Turner is mid 40's He watches porn Not sure Tv is ready for him!!! But I will attempt to get him on video addressing the nation (or at least Sugden) for a Youtube Special!!!! | ||
| mishima | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 11:35 |
 pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | LOL You guys should put it down on your CV. Turner language spoken fluently. | ||
| Tony | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 11:36 |
 Is partial to the odd bender. Member 6, 10239 posts SQ 280, BP 192.5, DL 317.5790.0 kgs @ 102kgs Eq | Get him in the big brother house. | ||
| b_rex | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 12:06 |
 jogging bottoms are like sweat pants Member 935, 972 posts SQ 220, BP 120, DL 227.5567.5 kgs @ 97.6kgs UnEq | I can't believe I just read this entire thread... very funny stuff! | ||
| Rick | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 12:31 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10068 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | Fatpete said:Last night Handsome Fred tried his "what's pink and fluffy" joke (Pink fluff by the way) He asked Turner HF - what's pink and fluffy Turner - blank look HF - what's pink and fluffy Turner - even blanker look HF - come on Steve, what's pink and fluffy Turner - Ped's head HF - That's one answer I didn't expect FP (to turner) You c**t! Turner - grinning dementedly - "Yar, c**t" I just reread the whole thread and almost choked to death laughing at this. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 13:02 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts | Last weekend I struggled to breath... http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/uploads/1176806840.jpg | ||
| MrSmall | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 13:34 |
Gone and easily forgotten....... Member 331, 22298 posts SQ 185, BP 100, DL 230515.0 kgs @ 85kgs UnEq | LOL!! | ||
| mishima | | ... | 07-04-2010 @ 13:40 |
pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | The Turnermator! f**k spotting, i'll do something weird and useless instead! | ||
| little_a | | ... | 15-04-2010 @ 10:14 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts | AL - "Got that thing for me Ste?" ST - 'Ya know that lad comes in wi big Phil? Quite a big lad. Bigger than me' AL - "Bigger than Phil?" ST - 'No. Yooor saaarze' AL - "No. Dont know him" ST - 'Am doin a swap wi yim' AL - "OK. Have you got any porn for me Ste?" ST - '6 weeks. Look, av lost me gut. Look good dun a?' AL - "You cant get me any porn for 6 weeks" ST - 'Lancs and Cheshire. Am liftin' AL - "Good man. You looking forward to it?" ST - 'Av got 2 disks. Peds got one an you con av one too.' AL - "Thanks Ste. Any tits in it?" ST - 'Stop beyin cheeky. Rum f**ker you' I really have missed him. | ||
| MarkClegg | | ... | 15-04-2010 @ 10:17 |
 knock knock !! who's there ?? OLD SCHOOL SUGDEN Member 212, 11439 posts SQ 325, BP 212.5, DL 370907.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq |  | ||
| staplegun16 | | ... | 15-04-2010 @ 12:24 |
 Even his dad lifts more Member 388, 313 posts SQ 315, BP 210, DL 285810.0 kgs @ 98kgs Eq | little_a said:Last weekend I struggled to breath... http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/uploads/1176806840.jpg This is one of the funniest pictures i have seen in a while, helped all the more by the fact i have met the man himself ! Really makes me laugh how impatient Alan gets with him sometimes. But seeing this, you remember why ! | ||
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