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n3ver3nderIcon...17-07-2014 @ 22:49 
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next comp I want to enter the platform via zipwire
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Spent my spare time at work yesterday reading this whole thread. Amazing stuff.
CarlIcon...31-08-2016 @ 15:49 
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Loves rugby league ...
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Boar said:I have posted this - it really isnt PC to laugh at others misfortunes, but it is funny !! good lad ste, he got the next attempt



Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

How is he? well i hope!
aaron_lohanIcon...31-08-2016 @ 19:28 
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Carl said:
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
How is he? well i hope!


he is fine and may make a comeback.
StevenFattyIcon...01-09-2016 @ 10:37 
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My name is Steven , I am a fatty.
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I have checked this thread and I've definitely met him a few times. I've seen him training at a gym in Wigan. I've spotted him a few times doing dumbbell presses. The conversation with him is pretty boggled to say the least. My attempts to enquire about his life yielded no sensible results. But I have to say, I quite liked him.

He was never alone, always had a group of younger lads with him.

I never realised he had an online fan club.
WiganIcon...01-09-2016 @ 11:07 
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Turner is alive and well and was training last night. He is still a fabulous person, and still makes little sense!!
matthewvcIcon...01-09-2016 @ 11:07 
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what i'm most interested in is does he still distribute porn dvds?
there was something great about pre-web porn.
so much more exciting getting a sordid little package, not quite knowing what to expect.
now you just go on p0rnhub, select the lady artiste(s) you like and you kind of know what will happen.
little_aIcon...01-09-2016 @ 13:54 
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When I last moved house and had a clear out I skipped 3 bin bags full of clothes, and 6 bin bags for of Frankie mags. The youth of today will never learn the organisational skills of arranging your favourite pages ahead of commencement. Unhappy
b15ape1Icon...01-09-2016 @ 17:38 
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little_a said:When I last moved house and had a clear out I skipped 3 bin bags full of clothes, and 6 bin bags for of Frankie mags. The youth of today will never learn the organisational skills of arranging your favourite pages ahead of commencement. Unhappy


Kids today will never know the feeling of finding a black bag down the woods full of wank mags of hairy bushes..

..I think the feeling then was probably close to winning the lottery now Grin
aaron_lohanIcon...01-09-2016 @ 18:52 
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b15ape1 said:
Kids today will never know the feeling of finding a black bag down the woods full of wank mags of hairy bushes..
..I think the feeling then was probably close to winning the lottery now Grin


il never forget that day.
aaron_lohanIcon...01-09-2016 @ 18:53 
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matthewvc said:what i'm most interested in is does he still distribute porn .


i can ask. would you be a paying customer?
matthewvcIcon...01-09-2016 @ 20:53 
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aaron_lohan said:
i can ask. would you be a paying customer?


unless he can actually get me Lisa Ann in person I'm fine with the myriad of Youtube sites Grin
JackRevansIcon...08-10-2019 @ 10:37 
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I just finished reading this entire thread from the begging. That was time well spent.
WiganIcon...30-09-2021 @ 16:02 
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Just to let people know, Turner is still alive and well(ish) and still regularly haunts Adlington.

He is still a character and still brings great joy on each and every visit!

Too many things to mention have happened since last this thread was updated, but as a flavour a few things he has done recently..

- We have a new pull down machine and when not in use the pull down attachment is taken off the cable and it hangs on fixed hooks at the top of the machine. I find Turner merrily trying to use the machine with the attachment on the fixed hooks and wondering why it wasnt working. I offer assistance and take the attachment off the hooks, but before i can attach it to the cable he grabs it and starts his set with an attachment that isnt in fact attached to anything.

- We had a brown towel next to the sink for hand drying, Turner sees the towel, knows he has a brown towel, so the towel must be his, so takes the towel (it isn't his towel)

- Pete puts his bag on a bench, the bag is in the way, Turner moves the bag. A short time later another member puts his phone, diary, and car keys on the bench. Turner sees them, and puts them in Pete's bag (assuming of course that they are Pete's). Glynn sees Turner in the act and stops him, Turner is severely berated by Pete for almost getting him killed as the owner of said phone is an armed police officer. Turner is undaunted and offers no response other than a 'Yaaaarr'. Some time later Pete is leaving and randomly notices something in his bag, which turn out to be the car keys Turner had put in there earlier but during his berating from Pete he had not brought them to his attention (intentionally or not who knows??) Had Pete not noticed them the aforementioned firearms officer would have been without car keys on his departure. Pete found all of this highly amusing (the extent to which Pete found this amusing is probably the best part of the whole shenanigans.

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