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| Rob |  | ... | 23-02-2008 @ 11:00 |
 Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | LOL Legend!! | ||
| Rob | | ... | 25-02-2008 @ 22:44 |
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | So tonight a few of us are having a brief chat about Mishima's visit to the Classic... Big Phil - "I know a few French words" Turnermator - "Me too..... yarrrrrrrrr". | ||
| little_a | | ... | 26-02-2008 @ 07:51 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Rob said: So tonight a few of us are having a brief chat about Mishima's visit to the Classic... Big Phil - "I know a few French words" Turnermator - "Me too..... yarrrrrrrrr". Big Phil - "We can get Turner to be interpreter" Turner - "yarrr" Littler - "It's La Yarrr in French Ste" Turner - "Aye, OK, Yarr. Rum f**ker you. Got you that thing" | ||
| JC | | ... | 26-02-2008 @ 14:02 |
 technical retard Member 172, 36827 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 335850.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | little_a said: Rob said: So tonight a few of us are having a brief chat about Mishima's visit to the Classic... Big Phil - "I know a few French words" Turnermator - "Me too..... yarrrrrrrrr". Big Phil - "We can get Turner to be interpreter" Turner - "yarrr" Littler - "It's La Yarrr in French Ste" Turner - "Aye, OK, Yarr. Rum f**ker you. Got you that thing" LOL, this fella sounds funny as f**k  | ||
| little_a | | ... | 29-03-2008 @ 11:17 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | After Mark Felix push jerks 182K Turner goes up to him and says..."You wouldnt do that at any other gym. We train hard here you know. Yarr" He said a fair bit to Pedallo, and a few things to Jeff, but they probably couldnt remember what, or even tell you at the time. Legend. | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 06-04-2008 @ 14:11 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17892 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | On the way to the Britsh Masters yesterday, about a mile or so from his house, he points out of the window and says That's that house What house ? Where he lived Where who lived ? That bloke What bloke ? Him as crashed Crashed, when ? Ten year back Ten years ? Yar | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 06-04-2008 @ 14:15 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17892 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Late on just before we dropped him off he asked "Are you down on Monday" ? "probably, I'll have to see" "Are you down Wednesday if you're not" ? "Yes, Wednesday definite" "have a look in't cupboard before you come" ?????????????? | ||
| Lurkio | | ... | 06-04-2008 @ 18:13 |
 as deep as his fat little body will allow Member 265, 4173 posts SQ 222.5, BP 142.5, DL 235600.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Fatpete said: "have a look in't cupboard before you come" ?????????????? You have'nt got one of his video 'things' in there have you? | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 06-04-2008 @ 18:25 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17892 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | I haven't even got a cupboard. No that would have been, "Bring us that thing Yar" | ||
| little_a | | ... | 03-06-2008 @ 12:44 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Bullock - "We need to get rid of all these weightlifters dont we Ste" Turner - "Neigh. It's these mon who's keepin't place going" Littler - "Tell him Turner. Stinkin powerlifters" Turner - "Yarr. Got that thing for you" | ||
| tonyjb72 | | ... | 03-06-2008 @ 13:21 |
 abs by summer 2011? Experts opinions vary Member 290, 2552 posts | Oh Christ... this is the funniest thread in the history of threads. I have pissed meself 3 times in the last 15 minutes | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 07-07-2008 @ 20:26 |
 a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6844 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 07.07.2008 @ 20:28 PM by Wigan It's been a while but had a good couple of conversations with Ste tonight, arrived at the gym, got into the changing room and he was on me!!!Ste: "Yaar, he's here good lad!!" Me: "Alright Ste, how you doing?" Ste: "He aint here, carnt come toneet, so i got a lift off me dad, an i'll go home wi you, yaar" Me: "I dont go that way any more Ste, i go a totally different way" Ste: "Thur aint many ud go oot thar way like that good lad. We lost me Gran yesterdee." Me: " Sorry to hear about that Ste" Ste: "I had a good session on Friday" and that sealed it, i was giving Ste a lift home!!! Trip home was no less surreal!! Ste: "Yaar, that Aaron has got a gut an he's not 45 like me, so i might do 75's, 82's are... yaar, so we'll see yaar" Me: "Dont worry about your weight Ste just train and lift in whatever class you weigh in at" Ste: "Yaar, that Aaron is a reet tub, f**kin strong though, so yaar, squatting well... right gut on him. They're gonna change me insulin, been on it for two years, me dad goes back for some treatment soon, new merc, diesel, paid 16 grand for it, Big Phil's been at the doctors, Ste's not been too good, he'll bring me down on Wednesday, yaar Audi A3, nice (and Audi A3 was in front of us).... he got 6 1/2 grand for his old one me dad, not bad, yaar change me insulin, my brother's dropped his house by 5 grand, you havent seen my dad's car have you. Yaar that's my sisters car there, she's got an Audi TT as well. Keep asking me about driving, but it dont matter i dont struggle to get about" My head hurts just re-living it. The man is a legend and a gentleman!!! God bless Ste Turner, the world needs more Ste Turners!!!!! | ||
| Lurkio | | ... | 07-07-2008 @ 20:55 |
as deep as his fat little body will allow Member 265, 4173 posts SQ 222.5, BP 142.5, DL 235600.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Brilliant. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 07-07-2008 @ 21:04 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Cant help it... "That thing you gave me on Friday has a proper film in it" "Show me Ste" There is indeed a copy of 'the invasion' starring Nicole Kidman in the folder of 'pump friction' "I'll take it home and get it changed for you" "I've told em I want some new insulin. My gran died so it's not been a good weekend. She was 94 though so thats not bad. Rum f**ker you are Pete" "Fat f**ker you mean" "You said that Pete. Aarons fat too, and Joe. Dont forget that thing on Wednesday Andy. I did some squats earlier & My dad brought me" | ||
| EDCLARKE | | ... | 07-07-2008 @ 22:01 |
 not particularly well educated Member 85, 10990 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | lol ,good to see you posting again mate! | ||
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