Gym wankers.
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| Harry |  | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 00:38 |
I have sex with women Member 2122, 310 posts SQ 180, BP 135, DL 220535.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | I've got a few. -Chavs with socks tucked into their s**tty sports trousers -hat wearing t**ts, this goes for chavs -Black kids who dont STFU about KFC...I lie and yes I am partially racist but these 2 black kids are so loud and always do rubbish squats whilst yelling to this elite instructor "HEY IS IT RITE?" -Big, stompy fat guys who feel they need to scream and slam a pair of DBs down so hard the floor rocks when they know full well theres no need for it -Theres this one guy who has a big ol' nosey perv when girls are doing pole dancing sessions. yes they are hot but this guy is so hilariously pervy its unreal. He's a big, fat ugly son of a b**ch too and has a 'rape-face' stare whilst he's doing it. -I f**king hate guys who use squat racks for curling barbells. Its like cleaning it up is beyond them. - Theres 2 guys I see and they smell of s**t and sweat. Most times they end up near me. -I've been told the bar I am using for my deadlifts is 'not a Dl bar' but this much smaller one is. The guy was dressed like he was from a gucci commercial. Total t**t and he was deadly serious. he never got the bar as I just loaded it up and ignored him. | ||
| cowsforsale | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 00:40 |
 don't have a cow, man !! Member 1951, 116 posts | Post Edited: 26.05.2011 @ 00:41 AM by cowsforsale Hate it when I'm in the middle of my set of squats, some bloke would crouch down the side of me to change plates on his bar or on the leg press machine. This means I have to wait with the bar on my back until he's done loading his equiptment for fear of him rising up and bumping into my bar {has happened before - nearly dropped said bar}. | ||
| Rico | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 07:11 |
 Sugdens very own David Dimbleby Member 1403, 3716 posts SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq | cowsforsale said:Hate it when I'm in the middle of my set of squats, some bloke would crouch down the side of me to change plates on his bar or on the leg press machine. This means I have to wait with the bar on my back until he's done loading his equiptment for fear of him rising up and bumping into my bar {has happened before - nearly dropped said bar}. Thats just due to the poor layout of the gym. Ive smacked someone on the head with the bar (not on purpose) before cos they wouldnt get out of the way of loading their bar on the squat rack. | ||
| tz1127 | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 07:17 |
 Member 1419, 2281 posts SQ 175, BP 105, DL 240520.0 kgs @ 82kgs UnEq | I was setting up for a heavy-ish raw squat a few days ago, and whilst I was walking the weight out, some fat 50-something year old man walked pass and muttered "it'll break your back..." WTF? | ||
| Thing | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 07:52 |
 a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | i rememebr when i trained atthe warehouse gym in Aberdeen there was the Vest Gang. a group of middle aged men who did nothing but upper body movements sometimes and lots of chat about how strong they were. Verdict GYM wa**ers now at the new place i'm at there this one guy who keeps moving stuff around and never puts its back in the right place. verdict gym wa**er ( but thats me and i'm the only memeber  ) | ||
| drew | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 07:56 |
 I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich? Member 616, 8404 posts SQ 180, BP 130, DL 220530.0 kgs @ 78.8kgs UnEq | At my gym there's a couple of lads who walk around shouting 'like a boss' | ||
| James_94 | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 08:03 |
 A very experienced novice Member 1092, 1989 posts SQ 170, BP 125, DL 245540.0 kgs @ 88kgs UnEq | The gym is use is my garage and it's roof had collapsed due to heavy snowfall...7 months ago. The land lord still hasn't had it repaired and is dragging his heels about getting it repaired, does this make him a gym wa**er?.. | ||
| Thing | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 08:14 |
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | James_94 said:The gym is use is my garage and it's roof had collapsed due to heavy snowfall...7 months ago. The land lord still hasn't had it repaired and is dragging his heels about getting it repaired, does this make him a gym wa**er?.. Yes and a Lazy c**t  | ||
| hixxy1985 | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 08:23 |
 www.grahamhicks.co.uk Member 994, 9594 posts SQ 330, BP 250, DL 405985.0 kgs @ 135kgs UnEq | we have ones who do bicep curls in the squat rack. Defo gym wa**ers | ||
| Rodger | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 08:31 |
 salad dodger *missing* Member 1805, 10367 posts SQ 215, BP 121, DL 240576.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | hixxy1985 said:we have ones who do bicep curls in the squat rack. Defo gym wa**ers It was only the once mate, sorry about that | ||
| dr_hazbun | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 08:40 |
tabbouleh and fattoush salads were very refreshing Member 267, 8548 posts SQ 220, BP 165, DL 250635.0 kgs @ 90kgs Eq | tz1127 said:I was setting up for a heavy-ish raw squat a few days ago, and whilst I was walking the weight out, some fat 50-something year old man walked pass and muttered "it'll break your back..." WTF? I've had this before but from a prematurely balding personal trainer called 'goose' | ||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 09:07 |
 some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | tz1127 said:I was setting up for a heavy-ish raw squat a few days ago, and whilst I was walking the weight out, some fat 50-something year old man walked pass and muttered "it'll break your back..." WTF? I think you misheard. He probably said "I'll break youR back doors in...". Sounds like a bromance in the making? Hope you didn't let him leave without getting his number? | ||
| PeteHodgson | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 09:21 |
 Has little understanding of the sugden Member 677, 11338 posts SQ 165, BP 125, DL 220510.0 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | Tannhauser said:Jeez, what a depressing thread. I can understand getting annoyed because someone is inconsiderate in the gym,or subjects you to their s**tty music. But a lot of this sounds like 'if you're not in my little strongman/powerlifting clique, you're a wa**er.' This is a case in point. A bloke written off partly on the basis that he's not in the correct training uniform. And if he's training for cosmetic appearance, why shouldn't he check his arms out? He's checking his progress and probably there's some vanity there too. A bit like lifting single rep maxes. I tend to agree with Tannhauser. Although I don't understand why people have so little respect for others and leave weights wherever they want. | ||
| EDCLARKE | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 09:35 |
 not particularly well educated Member 85, 10990 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 26.05.2011 @ 09:43 AM by EDCLARKE I trained at this gymn once ,and down one end there were a load of fat lads who hogged the squat rack and lifting platform , doing the odd set of 1 or 2 reps with 10 minutes rest between sets, whilst there noisy mates shouted stupid stuff likeconcentrate and head up and easy ,whilst some bald northern t**t videod it as if he was making some sort of gymn porn for bear lovers. There was even some dick who was benchpressing with a lump of wood on his chest, and when he got stuck and i tried to help him out he shouted leave it ,Ive got it. they even had a pet Turkish attack goat. What a bunch of gymn wa**ers! | ||
| leeboy | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 09:41 |
 do i love snipers? hellyeah Member 2025, 883 posts | Harry said:I've got a few. -Chavs with socks tucked into their s**tty sports trousers -hat wearing t**ts, this goes for chavs -Black kids who dont STFU about KFC...I lie and yes I am partially racist but these 2 black kids are so loud and always do rubbish squats whilst yelling to this elite instructor "HEY IS IT RITE?" -Big, stompy fat guys who feel they need to scream and slam a pair of DBs down so hard the floor rocks when they know full well theres no need for it -Theres this one guy who has a big ol' nosey perv when girls are doing pole dancing sessions. yes they are hot but this guy is so hilariously pervy its unreal. He's a big, fat ugly son of a b**ch too and has a 'rape-face' stare whilst he's doing it. -I f**king hate guys who use squat racks for curling barbells. Its like cleaning it up is beyond them. - Theres 2 guys I see and they smell of s**t and sweat. Most times they end up near me. -I've been told the bar I am using for my deadlifts is 'not a Dl bar' but this much smaller one is. The guy was dressed like he was from a gucci commercial. Total t**t and he was deadly serious. he never got the bar as I just loaded it up and ignored him. lol great post | ||