Gym wankers.
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| Cuddles |  | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 09:41 |
 Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator | Geez, some of you lot need to get laid more. | ||
| BigSam | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 09:54 |
 HORRIBLE MEDLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Member 621, 4744 posts SQ 340, BP 220, DL 335895.0 kgs @ 106kgs Eq | Cuddles said:Geez, some of you lot need to get laid more. Is that an offer darlin?? | ||
| bryce | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 10:36 |
 Juice loose aboot this hoose Member 1401, 3962 posts SQ 160, BP 107.5, DL 210477.5 kgs @ 88kgs UnEq | EDCLARKE said:I trained at this gymn once ,and down one end there were a load of fat lads who hogged the squat rack and lifting platform , doing the odd set of 1 or 2 reps with 10 minutes rest between sets, whilst there noisy mates shouted stupid stuff like concentrate and head up and easy ,whilst some bald northern t**t videod it as if he was making some sort of gymn porn for bear lovers. There was even some dick who was benchpressing with a lump of wood on his chest, and when he got stuck and i tried to help him out he shouted leave it ,Ive got it. they even had a pet Turkish attack goat. What a bunch of gymn wa**ers! Took me a second but super-LOL | ||
| MrSmall | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 10:41 |
Gone and easily forgotten....... Member 331, 22298 posts SQ 185, BP 100, DL 230515.0 kgs @ 85kgs UnEq | EDCLARKE said:I trained at this gymn once ,and down one end there were a load of fat lads who hogged the squat rack and lifting platform , doing the odd set of 1 or 2 reps with 10 minutes rest between sets, whilst there noisy mates shouted stupid stuff like concentrate and head up and easy ,whilst some bald northern t**t videod it as if he was making some sort of gymn porn for bear lovers. There was even some dick who was benchpressing with a lump of wood on his chest, and when he got stuck and i tried to help him out he shouted leave it ,Ive got it. they even had a pet Turkish attack goat. What a bunch of gymn wa**ers! lol  cowsforsale said:Hate it when I'm in the middle of my set of squats, some bloke would crouch down the side of me to change plates on his bar or on the leg press machine. This means I have to wait with the bar on my back until he's done loading his equiptment for fear of him rising up and bumping into my bar {has happened before - nearly dropped said bar}.  Snap! Have you trained in Sugden sports centre by any chance?  | ||
| SMed | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 10:48 |
 a splendid chap, unlike some bitches on here Member 1670, 1705 posts SQ 190, BP 112.5, DL 220522.5 kgs @ 89.5kgs UnEq | EDCLARKE said:I trained at this gymn once ,and down one end there were a load of fat lads who hogged the squat rack and lifting platform , doing the odd set of 1 or 2 reps with 10 minutes rest between sets, whilst there noisy mates shouted stupid stuff like concentrate and head up and easy ,whilst some bald northern t**t videod it as if he was making some sort of gymn porn for bear lovers. There was even some dick who was benchpressing with a lump of wood on his chest, and when he got stuck and i tried to help him out he shouted leave it ,Ive got it. they even had a pet Turkish attack goat. What a bunch of gymn wa**ers! f**kING LOL! | ||
| Cuddles | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 11:46 |
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator | BigSam said: Is that an offer darlin?? Just for you Treacle. | ||
| Carl | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 11:50 |
 Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | the only thing that really pisses me off is leaving kit out, and knocking the bar when im lifting/ getting in the way of the bar, either under the end of the squat bar/ bench bar or standing over the end of the deadlift bar idiots | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 11:51 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | drew said:At my gym there's a couple of lads who walk around shouting 'like a boss' You've been to my gym?! That's me and Voldomonkey. LIKE A BOSS! | ||
| IainT | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 12:16 |
normal people, like me. Member 2325, 550 posts | Always got the feeling that there are forums out there full of people posting about some wa**er at their gym who is always squatting in the shrug rack. Or doing weird exercises with bands. Grunting occasionally, how gauche. So I'm in the group that most people outside of forums like this one probably think are the gym wa**ers. Only a few things have made me really angry. At the old gym the bench was right next to the cage, and on more than a few occasions a group of wa**ers on the bench getting all excited about 100kg assisted lifts would pay no attention to me trying not to hit them with the end of the bar I was using. When my brother wasn't a confident squatter someone did actually walk into the end of the bar as he was on his way up. Cleans used to really worry me, people just walk around you, get really close to the bar. It might only be 60kg mate, but if it hits you in the jaw you're going to know about it. There was one guy who trained there occasionally, tried to bump me in the queue for the rack by telling me that dumbbell squats were all I needed. When he did get to use it, knee wraps, erector shirt and all, 140kg for quarter squats. Big chap, 18st easy. Saw him screaming over 140kg rack pulls the week after, so I was the wa**er and pulled 200 easily after a couple of warm up sets. | ||
| JC | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 12:25 |
 technical retard Member 172, 36827 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 335850.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | gossamer said: Yes my gym is terrible now. The influx of pre-ibiza trainers have arrived. Place is full of chavs curling everywhere! Jeez lighten up. Your going on a boys holiday...you want to get laid....lots! The more you look like a mens health model, the better your chances of getting laid The guys just want some flange ffs! | ||
| Martin1956 | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 13:03 |
 Old Age Presser Member 75, 7743 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | In the gym I've been training in the last 18 months I guess it's me. Using weird shirts, bands, slingshots, wrist wraps, touching my chest on every bench rep (unless I've got someone holding a cricket bat on my chest), not to mention coaching people to squat so deep that they'll hurt their knees of course. Plus so many catty comments about me hogging the bench that I've now changed the gym I bench at. You must remember, in the land of the weird, the one who isn't weird is the weird one... | ||
| BigSam | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 13:10 |
HORRIBLE MEDLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Member 621, 4744 posts SQ 340, BP 220, DL 335895.0 kgs @ 106kgs Eq | It's mad reading all these! Don't normally get these at osg! When I'm lifting on platform ... The only one who dares walk to the bar is me or my spotter!  | ||
| dr_hazbun | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 13:24 |
tabbouleh and fattoush salads were very refreshing Member 267, 8548 posts SQ 220, BP 165, DL 250635.0 kgs @ 90kgs Eq | Martin1956 said: You must remember, in the land of the weird, the one who isn't weird is the weird one... good point well made. | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 13:26 |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Martin1956 said:In the gym I've been training in the last 18 months I guess it's me. Using weird shirts, bands, slingshots, wrist wraps, touching my chest on every bench rep (unless I've got someone holding a cricket bat on my chest), not to mention coaching people to squat so deep that they'll hurt their knees of course. Plus so many catty comments about me hogging the bench that I've now changed the gym I bench at. You must remember, in the land of the weird, the one who isn't weird is the weird one... 5 star post right there! | ||
| Stetec | | ... | 26-05-2011 @ 14:02 |
 Thing thinks he can decide what goes here. He cant Member 354, 1452 posts | Hey, I think this thread is doing a lot to make any strongman/powerlifter out to be a gym wa**er who's intolerent of anyone who doesn't have the same training goals as him. Keep up the good work. | ||