Gym wankers.

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strange1		...	25-05-2011 @ 22:47
Member 535, 618 posts SQ 267.5, BP 140, DL 275 682.5 kgs @ 114kgs UnEq	there are afew lads in the base gym that only train arms and chest every other day they are in the gym every day im in there and iv never seen them go near the squat rack or even the leg press. the other day one of them was trying to teach me about nutrition and he said ''you wana get some bcaa they take all the protein from your food and send it straight to your muscles'' when i tryed correcting him he looked at me like i s**t on his kids at xmas. one of them asked me why i train legs so much (once a week) as it makes you look smaller if you have big legs. i told him i train for strongman and he started the big im speech so i told him to get his name down for the navys strongest man he said yeah il do it il smash em all up, i told him the weights (around novice and inters level)then he started the excuses

SMed		...	25-05-2011 @ 22:56
a splendid chap, unlike some bitches on here Member 1670, 1705 posts SQ 190, BP 112.5, DL 220 522.5 kgs @ 89.5kgs UnEq	Next time you see the Gym wa**er, walk up to him and be like: "Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth."

Wiegieboard		...	25-05-2011 @ 22:59
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190 502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	SMed said:Next time you see the Gym waer, walk up to him and be like: "Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth." HAAAAHAHAH!!! fkIN' GOLD!!! I'm the only wa**er in my gym and I like to keep it that way. NO.1 BABY! NO.1!!

PAGAN		...	25-05-2011 @ 23:02
I took about £4 out of Sooty's bottom Member 685, 8719 posts SQ 225, BP 150, DL 290 665.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq	SMed said:Next time you see the Gym waer, walk up to him and be like: "Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth." and when it turns out that despite his ignorance regarding proper strength training he's a hard ct who can knock f**k out of you without breaking sweat you can always take solace in the fact you can squat to depth..

PAGAN		...	25-05-2011 @ 23:04
I took about £4 out of Sooty's bottom Member 685, 8719 posts SQ 225, BP 150, DL 290 665.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq	Am I missing the joke ??? I never know , I hate snobbishness but I like ironny ......

gossamer		...	25-05-2011 @ 23:06
gassamer more like Member 2182, 489 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 250 620.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq	Rick said: If you think "wearing a bandana" is terrible etiquette, then, well, yes you are. You wear one don't you?

PAGAN		...	25-05-2011 @ 23:09
I took about £4 out of Sooty's bottom Member 685, 8719 posts SQ 225, BP 150, DL 290 665.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq	gossamer said: You wear one don't you? I used to wear one to raves back in the early 90's . I have never worn one to the gym. I cant imagine an excuse to do so despite my attempt at tollerance.....


SMed		...	25-05-2011 @ 23:10
a splendid chap, unlike some bitches on here Member 1670, 1705 posts SQ 190, BP 112.5, DL 220 522.5 kgs @ 89.5kgs UnEq	PAGAN said:Am I missing the joke ??? I never know , I hate snobbishness but I like ironny ...... lol, it was a random generic insult joke. Do not do.

Shaun		...	25-05-2011 @ 23:35
Member 1668, 1499 posts SQ 186, BP 102, DL 211 499.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq	There's this skinny guy at my gym who always wears a bright yellow vest and short shorts. Whenever he is on the platforms he does his exercise rotated 90 degrees so instead of facing the mirror directly he is lifting side on to it. He is always looking at the mirror too, checking out his 10" arms. wa**er.

Tannhauser		...	26-05-2011 @ 00:09
fighting woo with woo Member 206, 1491 posts SQ 227.5, BP 165, DL 260 652.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq	Jeez, what a depressing thread. I can understand getting annoyed because someone is inconsiderate in the gym,or subjects you to their stty music. But a lot of this sounds like 'if you're not in my little strongman/powerlifting clique, you're a waer.' Shaun said:There's this skinny guy at my gym who always wears a bright yellow vest and short shorts. Whenever he is on the platforms he does his exercise rotated 90 degrees so instead of facing the mirror directly he is lifting side on to it. He is always looking at the mirror too, checking out his 10" arms. wa**er. This is a case in point. A bloke written off partly on the basis that he's not in the correct training uniform. And if he's training for cosmetic appearance, why shouldn't he check his arms out? He's checking his progress and probably there's some vanity there too. A bit like lifting single rep maxes.

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	26-05-2011 @ 00:15
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22060 posts	strange1 said: one of them asked me why i train legs so much (once a week) Ha ha

Craig_Pfisterer		...	26-05-2011 @ 00:19
Sugdens 'man' at WSM 2021 Member 1513, 2139 posts SQ 224.5, BP 181, DL 276.5 682.0 kgs @ 120kgs UnEq	But I wear a bandana to keep the sweat out of my eyes

brownbear		...	26-05-2011 @ 00:26
Morrisons - rump - 7£ Member 2206, 11578 posts SQ 228, BP 150, DL 260 638.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq	Craig_Pfisterer said:But I wear a bandana to keep the sweat out of my eyes I'm sure you're not a gym wa**er Ps- i did not know that Will from the inbetweeners was an american strongman! (lol)

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	26-05-2011 @ 00:26
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22060 posts	The only thing that irritates me really is when someone leaves a loaded trap bar in the power rack. I chuckle to myself at the people who have no idea how to train, but I have nothing against them!

Craig_Pfisterer		...	26-05-2011 @ 00:37
Sugdens 'man' at WSM 2021 Member 1513, 2139 posts SQ 224.5, BP 181, DL 276.5 682.0 kgs @ 120kgs UnEq	brownbear said: Ps- i did not know that Will from the inbetweeners was an american strongman! (lol) Haha, I had to look that up and I do look like him in that picture. I was recreating this photo: http://jeffrey-davis.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Laurence.j...

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