funny things that non lifters say
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| hifilover |  | ... | 28-08-2015 @ 08:18 |
 Member 3241, 2043 posts SQ 1, BP 192, DL 255448.0 kgs @ 136kgs UnEq | FAT_SAM said:'My uncle's mate is twice your size' I'd love to see a 46 stone muscular dude! Retards! Brilliant! Maybe you should answer with that!  | ||
| Robbo | | ... | 28-08-2015 @ 14:16 |
 When I have enough cash, I get a deep tissue. Member 465, 11029 posts SQ 240, BP 175, DL 302.5717.5 kgs @ 104kgs UnEq | FAT_SAM said:'My uncle's mate is twice your size' I'd love to see a 46 stone muscular dude! Retards! Hear that all the time on the door 'My mate is twice the size of you' So he's 12ft 2 and 190kg? | ||
| Sparrow |  | ... | 29-08-2015 @ 10:53 |
 always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 210, BP 167.5, DL 260637.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said:I've just been asked if I'm still doing my ironman. I get asked this quite often. I must look far too skinny! | ||
| unit94 | | ... | 29-08-2015 @ 11:37 |
 what is everyone's fran time? Member 3986, 10446 posts SQ 340, BP 200, DL 400940.0 kgs @ 129kgs Eq | A girl at uni once said "Well done with your super man competition" That was pretty funny! | ||
| lrogers75 | | ... | 29-08-2015 @ 13:49 |
Chris Wong is looking strong Member 5207, 371 posts SQ 232.5, BP 130, DL 272.5635.0 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq | fatter_tomorrow said: If you can do it, anyone can!! haha Yeah that was the best one ever. *after squatting* that's really inspiring! I mean if you can do it, anyone can do it! | ||
| Rodger | | ... | 29-08-2015 @ 21:25 |
 salad dodger *missing* Member 1805, 10367 posts SQ 215, BP 121, DL 240576.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | I love these threads lol | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 29-08-2015 @ 22:40 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Robbo said: So he's 12ft 2 and 190kg? f**king outstanding hahaha | ||
| FAT_SAM | | ... | 30-08-2015 @ 02:41 |
 more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 3351015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq | Just now on the door 'you look like a troll' I think it was a compliment? | ||
| RossA | | ... | 30-08-2015 @ 13:41 |
 i love food Member 1042, 441 posts SQ 265, BP 212.5, DL 325802.5 kgs @ 129.1kgs UnEq | pretty similar to all the other posts. The most annoying ones are: "i don't want to get big"/"if i lift weights i'll get massive" - usually from women! Try. Try and "get big" you have no idea how much you have to eat and train! "aren't you worried it will all turn to fat when you stop?" - 1. I never said anything about stopping 2. I would be pretty silly to eat what i eat then suddenly do no exercise. 3. Muscle does not "turn into" fat. "You will damage your liver drinking protein shakes" - no. that's alcohol and junk food mate. "creatine? isn't that cheating? that's a steroid" - This will take to long to educate you. I recommend google. "i eat loads! I've been trying to put weight on but i have a fast metabolism" - My porridge every morning is around 1400kcal. Trust me, you have no idea what loads is. "i don't deadlift, it's bad for your back" - your back is weak because you can curl more than you deadlift! "all that strength makes you slow" "big and slow" - no. quite the opposite. google. education. etc. etc. | ||
| Lionel_Rich_Tea | | ... | 30-08-2015 @ 13:54 |
Dunkin' on the celing. Member 5200, 224 posts SQ 152.5, BP 160, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 129kgs UnEq | i work with an mma wannabe who comes out with the most ridiculous claims about lifting, never squat it will leave you crippled by 40 is my favourite recent one. quite worrying as he claims to be a PT also | ||
| Luke82 | | ... | 30-08-2015 @ 14:21 |
 Enjoys his parents fully stocked fridge. Member 3476, 868 posts SQ 170, BP 136, DL 217.5523.5 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq | RossA said:"i eat loads! I've been trying to put weight on but i have a fast metabolism" - My porridge every morning is around 1400kcal. Trust me, you have no idea what loads is. Reminds me of a friend of mine who wanted to bulk up, when told he had to eat big said "I do eat a lot, I had a whole bag of peanut m and m's for dinner last night." | ||
| Robbo91 | | ... | 30-08-2015 @ 15:02 |
Doesn't like tall people very much. Member 5708, 391 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 275730.0 kgs @ 137.5kgs UnEq | Luke82 said: Reminds me of a friend of mine who wanted to bulk up, when told he had to eat big said "I do eat a lot, I had a whole bag of peanut m and m's for dinner last night." People really have no idea on eating. It's the same as people I know who claim to eat clean and can't understand why they're losing weight. It's difficult explaining to people that salad does not counter act the kebab that it's on. | ||
| AdamT | | ... | 30-08-2015 @ 16:08 |
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5207 posts | Guy at gym tells me, "You will never get strong unless you listen to me" The big guy then benches 250 and roars "INSULINA POWER" Wait a minute. Was I training with Donnie?? | ||
| deleted2_20210523 | | ... | 31-08-2015 @ 07:17 |
Member 2606, 11453 posts SQ 170, BP 117.5, DL 215502.5 kgs @ 91.6kgs UnEq | deleted | ||
| SteBennett | | ... | 31-08-2015 @ 17:49 |
Average hamstring at best Member 4663, 588 posts | One that really irritates me, "so are you still training " obviously not hard enough if you've got to ask me... | ||