funny things that non lifters say

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JackRevans		funny things that non lifters say	25-08-2015 @ 20:00
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	I recently had "why are you having protein shakes to try and lose weight, its going to bulk you up"

Robbo91		...	25-08-2015 @ 20:05
Doesn't like tall people very much. Member 5708, 391 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 275 730.0 kgs @ 137.5kgs UnEq	"You can only lift that because you're big" As if I was born at my current size and have always lifted what I do now. Similarly, "I could do that if I were your size"

Fazc		...	25-08-2015 @ 20:07
Sports an extremely muscular arse. Member 38, 6253 posts	"God, you look amazing Faz"

Robbo91		...	25-08-2015 @ 20:08
Doesn't like tall people very much. Member 5708, 391 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 275 730.0 kgs @ 137.5kgs UnEq	I also hear variations on "I'm not going heavy (or low reps) because I don't want to get massive." Because it sometimes happens overnight, obviously.

The_Lone_Wolf		...	25-08-2015 @ 20:56
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3000 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275 650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	I'm worried that if I start lifting weights I'll get too big. I don't have time to work out. Why are you eating so much? You know that eating too much red meat is bad for you. Is it true that Donnie is Big Z's rent boy?

McMuffin_Gains		...	25-08-2015 @ 21:13
Help me rescue my Insulina. Member 5366, 1090 posts	Said by the Mother: I really worry that.. lifting isn't good for your joints/health/heart/blood pressure you're eating too much you're getting too big your heart will explode you'll injure yourself and not be able to work when you stop lifting you'll shrink and have lots of excess skin you'll get arthritis etc etc Said by everyone else.. I have this friend / I know this lad who.. can lift more than you can bench press "insert who gives a fk amount here" is fking massive, he makes you look small (when said mate/lad is a good 50kg lighter lol) is well harder than you like How do you get so big How can you lift so much I just can't seem to get any bigger (whilst eating 1500 calories of clean food a day) I'm doing lower reps to try and get stronger (proceeds to do 4 sets of 8) I'm doing higher reps to try and get leaner (proceeds to do 4 sets of 8) Yeah I'm doing 5x5 How often do you train shins (said to me whilst i'm doing calf raises) blah blah blah

Cuddles		...	25-08-2015 @ 21:15
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280 620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator	Fazc said:"God, you look amazing Faz" 'I'd never noticed your resemblance to a badger before Faz'


luki		...	25-08-2015 @ 21:28
Avatar Member 5517, 1538 posts SQ 160, BP 165, DL 201 526.0 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq	You'll injure you back doing (insert back strength improvement exercise).

deleted2_20210523		...	25-08-2015 @ 21:29
Member 2606, 11453 posts SQ 170, BP 117.5, DL 215 502.5 kgs @ 91.6kgs UnEq	deleted

deleted2_20210523		...	25-08-2015 @ 21:51
Member 2606, 11453 posts SQ 170, BP 117.5, DL 215 502.5 kgs @ 91.6kgs UnEq	deleted

stephen9069		...	25-08-2015 @ 21:58
Frequents the HOUSE of GAIN. Member 3836, 4233 posts SQ 225, BP 200, DL 300 725.0 kgs @ 119kgs UnEq	I always get the old timers talk to me well i say old timers there usually in there 40's and they say "When i was your age i could lift that or more than that" lol

b15ape1		...	25-08-2015 @ 21:58
British bum sex champ Member 450, 1679 posts SQ 315, BP 212.5, DL 290 817.5 kgs @ 137kgs Eq	Robbo91 said:I don't want to get massive." Because it sometimes happens overnight, obviously. X2 ...Got to be the most common one ive heard over the years,f**king classic!!

McMuffin_Gains		...	25-08-2015 @ 22:11
Help me rescue my Insulina. Member 5366, 1090 posts	It's amazing the amount of people, middle aged women particularly who think that all someone has to do to look like an Olympia contestant is purchase a tub of whey from Holland and Barrett. Hence the reason ridiculous supplements such as 'womens protein powder' exist. Costs the same as regular whey, just has half the protein and half the calories per scoop. Because if they use the mens stuff they'll look like a drag queen on trenbolone, overnight, obviously.

unit94		...	25-08-2015 @ 22:35
what is everyone's fran time? Member 3986, 10452 posts SQ 340, BP 200, DL 400 940.0 kgs @ 129kgs Eq	In order of favourite to least favourite Id be as strong as you if I trained all the time Protein shakes make you fat My brother saying that our lower backs could handle similar strain before giving out without realising the can strengthen "Do you take protein?" Something about being able to beat me in a fight because im too slow. Had a few variations on that one but once it came from my mates middle aged, skinny fat drunken uncle. He was going on about his speed as though he was an elite athlete and legit thought he could beat me in a fight

Robbo91		...	25-08-2015 @ 22:37
Doesn't like tall people very much. Member 5708, 391 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 275 730.0 kgs @ 137.5kgs UnEq	Said by everyone else.. I have this friend / I know this lad who.. is f**king massive, he makes you look small (when said mate/lad is a good 50kg lighter lol) I get this all the time. It's as if people don't think I can understand size otherwise. I got told about this one lad who was much bigger than me (I'm 6'5"and 145kg) when I saw him he was 5'8" at a push and maybe 75kg.

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