funny things that non lifters say

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Finch		...	25-08-2015 @ 22:49
Gonna outlive my opposition !! Member 123, 4038 posts SQ 202.5, BP 135.0, DL 232.5 570.0 kgs @ 117kgs UnEq	I was once at a very swanky hotel gym in Piccadilly and pleased to see they had a squat rack, bar & plates. The only others in the gym were a PT and a couple of guys he was training, seeing me squatting 120Kg the PT came over and offered to spot me and offered some advice about not squatting so deep! Then with 140 on the bar he came over to spot me again, then when I had 160 on the bar I asked if he would come and watch my back again to which he replied "sorry, I'm not insured to cover that sort of weight" !!!!!

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	25-08-2015 @ 23:05
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22060 posts	I used to juggle those (farmer's walk implements).

Fazc		...	25-08-2015 @ 23:05
Sports an extremely muscular arse. Member 38, 6253 posts	Cuddles said: 'I'd never noticed your resemblance to a badger before Faz' I'm still amazed that he expressed it in such a way, it was complimentary!

Wiegieboard		...	26-08-2015 @ 09:55
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190 502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	"You'll take too much out your self"

aaron_lohan		...	26-08-2015 @ 10:00
Hasn't always been a bench press specialist Member 44, 1907 posts SQ 252.5, BP 220, DL 210 682.5 kgs @ 83kgs Eq	The one i get a lot is, "I wouldnt have thought you could lift what you do". Another one is when people ask what my deadlift is and i reply and they say "thats really good".

Gordy		...	26-08-2015 @ 10:28
Member 5418, 383 posts	Post Edited: 10.08.2018 @ 15:50 PM by Gordy

Fazc		...	26-08-2015 @ 10:45
Sports an extremely muscular arse. Member 38, 6253 posts	Gordy said: This, I'll be out somewhere, largely minding my own business and some idiot will decide it's their responsibility to just start explaining to me why I'm not the hardest person in the room. As if I've burst through the door of the pub and loudly declared my supremacy. I've even had this at a wedding, except the guy took it that bit further and decided he'd throw a punch at me stopping it a couple of inches infront of my face as if it proved his point. Did you wreck him?


Louweazel		...	26-08-2015 @ 11:22
Member 4091, 486 posts SQ 142.5, BP 90.5, DL 152.5 385.5 kgs @ 56.7kgs UnEq	Gordy said: This, I'll be out somewhere, largely minding my own business and some idiot will decide it's their responsibility to just start explaining to me why I'm not the hardest person in the room. As if I've burst through the door of the pub and loudly declared my supremacy. I've even had this at a wedding, except the guy took it that bit further and decided he'd throw a punch at me stopping it a couple of inches infront of my face as if it proved his point. Should've wrecked him. "Creatine should be banned." "Lifting reduces mobility." "Lifting slows you down." "Good lifters don't make good grapplers."

aaron_lohan		...	26-08-2015 @ 11:35
Hasn't always been a bench press specialist Member 44, 1907 posts SQ 252.5, BP 220, DL 210 682.5 kgs @ 83kgs Eq	I had someone weight train for a few weeks and then stop, he told me that he was getting too big and wanted to stay small so he could be fast.

jamiea		...	26-08-2015 @ 13:02
has perfected the anvil roll Member 353, 3292 posts SQ 230, BP 160, DL 275 665.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq	Gordy said: This, I'll be out somewhere, largely minding my own business and some idiot will decide it's their responsibility to just start explaining to me why I'm not the hardest person in the room. As if I've burst through the door of the pub and loudly declared my supremacy. I've even had this at a wedding, except the guy took it that bit further and decided he'd throw a punch at me stopping it a couple of inches infront of my face as if it proved his point. Half teh kids at work assume I must be good at fighting cos im hench (90kg ) and once had a guy persistently hassle me for an arm wrestle in a club in end I gave up and let him push my arm down the woman he was trying to impress realised he was a tit and walked off.

Robbo		...	26-08-2015 @ 13:06
When I have enough cash, I get a deep tissue. Member 465, 11029 posts SQ 240, BP 175, DL 302.5 717.5 kgs @ 104kgs UnEq	I don't want to get too big, because when I stop, it will all turn to fat.

Gordy		...	26-08-2015 @ 13:14
Member 5418, 383 posts	Post Edited: 10.08.2018 @ 15:51 PM by Gordy

jwp		...	26-08-2015 @ 13:19
vhs porn Member 5081, 170 posts SQ 226, BP 160, DL 248 634.0 kgs @ 109kgs UnEq	Robbo91 said: I get this all the time. It's as if people don't think I can understand size otherwise. I got told about this one lad who was much bigger than me (I'm 6'5"and 145kg) when I saw him he was 5'8" at a push and maybe 75kg. Obviously you need it explaining again because it doesn't sound like you've accepted his superior size yet. As an aside, i've managed to get really fat... can anyone share the process of transmuting muscle to fat, so i can reverse engineer a formula?

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	26-08-2015 @ 13:22
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22060 posts	The most common question I get asked is "how much can you lift?". Very non-specific question!

justaboutpastit		...	26-08-2015 @ 13:37
Member 5268, 136 posts SQ 205, BP 125, DL 240 570.0 kgs @ 106kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 26.08.2015 @ 13:39 PM by justaboutpastit Last year I was receiving treatment for some shoulder pain, I was explaining to the Sports Physio that it comes on during the low bar squat, to which she asked "is that where you lift the bar up off the floor." then later on when I was explaining my max lifts she stated "I'll never understand you men and your extreme sports". yeah because a 160(at the time) deadlift is extreme!

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