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Wayne_Cowdrey		...	23-01-2012 @ 00:02
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22065 posts	Catching your T-shirt on a door handle.

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	23-01-2012 @ 00:04
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22065 posts	Someone starting a thread before you, depriving you of the increase to your thread count.

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	23-01-2012 @ 00:08
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22065 posts	TravisFandango said: Trousers that require ironing. People leaving biscuits outside the lift door. That bellend at work who laughs loudly at his own jokes, even though they aren't jokes. Adverts. The bus being late. People asking for odd amounts of money for non existent "cups of tea". Attention defecit disorder Irritable bowel syndrome 'Movember' Overreaction to football The following words; chillax, thriday and BOOM. The phrase "wine o'clock" http://h2g2.com/h2g2/blobs/meldrew2_promo.jpg

MrSmall		...	23-01-2012 @ 00:18
Gone and easily forgotten....... Member 331, 22298 posts SQ 185, BP 100, DL 230 515.0 kgs @ 85kgs UnEq	Excellent post, Travis brah. BOOM!

Wayne_Cowdrey		Another example of life's little irritations....	24-01-2012 @ 13:52
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22065 posts	When it looks like you're urinating through a watering can nozzle.

Rico		...	24-01-2012 @ 14:10
Sugdens very own David Dimbleby Member 1403, 3716 posts SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260 595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq	When you pour cereal into the bowl then realise you have no milk. Or, pouring orange juice over your cereal instead of in the glass.

chaos		...	24-01-2012 @ 14:16
An amazing human being Member 2047, 17156 posts SQ 262.5, BP 170, DL 300 732.5 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq	When you're desperate for a number 2 and burst in the toilet do what you need and find there's no toilet paper!


Wayne_Cowdrey		...	24-01-2012 @ 14:17
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22065 posts	Rico said: When you pour cereal into the bowl then realise you have no milk. That's happened to me!

Fatpete		...	24-01-2012 @ 20:41
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17907 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300 827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq	TravisFandango said: That bellend at work Can anyone tell me why the term "bellend" is supposedly an insult. My bellend is f**king gorgeous. How can anyone possibly consider a reference to something so lovely, that gives so much pleasure, as being an insult ?

TravisFandango		...	24-01-2012 @ 20:50
Member 1093, 5446 posts SQ 160, BP 105, DL 225 490.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq	Fatpete said: Can anyone tell me why the term "bellend" is supposedly an insult. My bellend is f**king gorgeous. How can anyone possibly consider a reference to something so lovely, that gives so much pleasure, as being an insult ? Yes, I believe I can. When referring to this person as a "bellend", I am not likening him to my own bellend, which is of course magnificent, but rather another chap's bellend, which to me is useless, unpleasant and not something I want anywhere near me. I hope this forms a satisfactory explanation.

Fatpete		...	24-01-2012 @ 21:00
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17907 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300 827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq	TravisFandango said: Yes, I believe I can. When referring to this person as a "bellend", I am not likening him to my own bellend, which is of course magnificent, but rather another chap's bellend, which to me is useless, unpleasant and not something I want anywhere near me. I hope this forms a satisfactory explanation. That'll do nicely. Thank you kindly

EDCLARKE		...	24-01-2012 @ 21:02
not particularly well educated Member 85, 10991 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260 560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq	having a son who cannot piss in a toilet without pissing on the seat, up the cistern, the floor and the toilet roll next to the loo. having 3 kids who are incapable of remembering to flush the loo.

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	25-01-2012 @ 16:05
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22065 posts	When you let someone cross the road and they deliberately take their time and/or don't bother to acknowledge you.

JimboJones		...	25-01-2012 @ 17:16
Member 2951, 43 posts	Wayne_Cowdrey said:Ha ha! Not the most feminine of ladies there. Being the "internet tough guy" that I am, protected by my 4 walls, I'd bravely enquire if she's concealing a penis down below. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

slimsim		...	25-01-2012 @ 17:19
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6050 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225 550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	Wayne_Cowdrey said:When you let someone cross the road and they deliberately take their time and/or don't bother to acknowledge you. This pisses me right off! Same as when you let a car out of a junction or you slow down to let a car move lanes and there's no acknowledgement!!

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