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| » Paul Savage training log (Go to post) | 12-04-2016 @ 12:30 | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey said: TravisFandango said: What a lovely little story! My cock has been warmed.  There's always someone to ruin Sugden for everybody else, and it's always you! | |||
| » Paul Savage training log (Go to post) | 12-04-2016 @ 12:23 | ||
| What a lovely little story! My cockles have been warmed. | |||
| » Real or fake? (Go to post) | 10-04-2016 @ 01:23 | ||
| By the way, Cliff thinks Scotland is a "promising" location for squatches. I'm not saying Cliff is an idiot, but... | |||
| » Real or fake? (Go to post) | 08-04-2016 @ 23:39 | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey said: "Matt" to you and "Mr Matthew Moneymaker" to the rest of us. Well jel! Matt's a great guy. He really is. Cliff Barackman comes across as the nice one on television, but as with many things, in real life it turns out to be the other way round. Not that Cliff's a complete c**t. He isn't. I never said that. | |||
| » Real or fake? (Go to post) | 08-04-2016 @ 23:30 | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey said: And what a discovery it was! Quite possibly my favourite phenomenon We have Matt to thank for this. He also founded the BFRO. Did I mention that we're close friends now? | |||
| » Real or fake? (Go to post) | 08-04-2016 @ 22:44 | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey said:Would it be immoral to introduce squatch to the English countryside? I'll ask my close friend Matt Moneymaker next time I see him. Incidentally, Matt discovered the knocking phenomenon in case you weren't aware. | |||
| » UFO's (Go to post) | 04-04-2016 @ 01:33 | ||
| None of my books are about rods, because they're silly. I'd recommend Above top secret for starters, because it's actually quite interesting. My close friend* and international violinist Timothy wrote it. Post war Japan would be a nice exchange, or possibly the matches depending on the brand. *lie. | |||
| » UFO's (Go to post) | 04-04-2016 @ 01:03 | ||
JackRevans said:Holy chit!!! how did he die?? I'm really sorry to hear that. To be perfectly honest I'm not that surprised, he looked like he was about to die when i encountered him. Still though, sad news indeed. Collapsed on duty and was rushed to hospital where he died a few weeks later. Yes, sad indeed. Heart problems. It stopped working I believe. | |||
| » Sleep paralysis (Go to post) | 04-04-2016 @ 00:15 | ||
| To clarify, when I say time, what I actually mean is anus. | |||
| » Sleep paralysis (Go to post) | 04-04-2016 @ 00:14 | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey said:Ever experienced this? I have a couple of times, when I was a child. Some people think this explains 'alien abduction' experiences because a sense of presence can accompany sleep paralysis (I didn't get this). Not sure how this explains implants though... I bet you've had a few things 'implanted' in your time! | |||
| » UFO's (Go to post) | 04-04-2016 @ 00:12 | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey said:I bet you've had many encounters with rods Mr T. You'll be having an encounter with my rod if there's any more of that talk young man! | |||
| » UFO's (Go to post) | 03-04-2016 @ 23:40 | ||
| Jark Ravens Robot in disguise, 2 things. Thing 1. My butler who informed me of your arrival that time when I answered my intercom in a robot voice addressing you as the above is now dead. Thing 2. That book is s**t. You are welcome to lend books from the UFO section of my vast library which are far superior if the subject is of interest to you. Thing 3, not previously mentioned. I have met Timothy Goode. This would be of interest to you if you knew your UFO lore. | |||
| » sustaining minor injuries while doing mundane activities (Go to post) | 18-01-2016 @ 16:04 | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey said:The convalescing anus should temporarily be reverted to 'exit only' status, otherwise its natural ability to heal itself quickly will be hampered. - Wayne Cowdrey (ripped anus specialist), January 2016. Try telling that to the NHS anus doctors! They all seemed more than keen to probe it at every given opportunity.  | |||
| » sustaining minor injuries while doing mundane activities (Go to post) | 13-01-2016 @ 14:50 | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey said:Wouldn't it be great if everything was as fast healing as ripped anuses? Love the new avatar McMuffin Where do you get your ripped anus information from?  | |||
| » 2 of us impressing the locals! (Go to post) | 14-10-2015 @ 17:29 | ||
| Hello Mr Al, Hello Mr Wayne. | |||