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Wayne_Cowdrey23/01/12 @ 00:02
Wayne_Cowdrey23/01/12 @ 00:04
Wayne_Cowdrey23/01/12 @ 00:08
TravisFandango said:
Trousers that require ironing.
People leaving biscuits outside the lift door.
That bellend at work who laughs loudly at his own jokes, even though they aren't jokes.
Adverts.
The bus being late.
People asking for odd amounts of money for non existent "cups of tea".
Attention defecit disorder
Irritable bowel syndrome
'Movember'
Overreaction to football
The following words; chillax, thriday and BOOM.
The phrase "wine o'clock"
Trousers that require ironing.
People leaving biscuits outside the lift door.
That bellend at work who laughs loudly at his own jokes, even though they aren't jokes.
Adverts.
The bus being late.
People asking for odd amounts of money for non existent "cups of tea".
Attention defecit disorder
Irritable bowel syndrome
'Movember'
Overreaction to football
The following words; chillax, thriday and BOOM.
The phrase "wine o'clock"
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MrSmall23/01/12 @ 00:18
Wayne_Cowdrey24/01/12 @ 13:52
Rico24/01/12 @ 14:10
When you pour cereal into the bowl then realise you have no milk.
Or, pouring orange juice over your cereal instead of in the glass.
Or, pouring orange juice over your cereal instead of in the glass.
chaos24/01/12 @ 14:16
When you're desperate for a number 2 and burst in the toilet do what you need and find there's no toilet paper!
Wayne_Cowdrey24/01/12 @ 14:17
Fatpete24/01/12 @ 20:41
TravisFandango said:
That bellend at work
That bellend at work
Can anyone tell me why the term "bellend" is supposedly an insult. My bellend is f**king gorgeous. How can anyone possibly consider a reference to something so lovely, that gives so much pleasure, as being an insult ?
TravisFandango24/01/12 @ 20:50
Fatpete said:
Can anyone tell me why the term "bellend" is supposedly an insult. My bellend is f**king gorgeous. How can anyone possibly consider a reference to something so lovely, that gives so much pleasure, as being an insult ?
Can anyone tell me why the term "bellend" is supposedly an insult. My bellend is f**king gorgeous. How can anyone possibly consider a reference to something so lovely, that gives so much pleasure, as being an insult ?
Yes, I believe I can. When referring to this person as a "bellend", I am not likening him to my own bellend, which is of course magnificent, but rather another chap's bellend, which to me is useless, unpleasant and not something I want anywhere near me.
I hope this forms a satisfactory explanation.
Fatpete24/01/12 @ 21:00
TravisFandango said:
Yes, I believe I can. When referring to this person as a "bellend", I am not likening him to my own bellend, which is of course magnificent, but rather another chap's bellend, which to me is useless, unpleasant and not something I want anywhere near me.
I hope this forms a satisfactory explanation.
Yes, I believe I can. When referring to this person as a "bellend", I am not likening him to my own bellend, which is of course magnificent, but rather another chap's bellend, which to me is useless, unpleasant and not something I want anywhere near me.
I hope this forms a satisfactory explanation.
That'll do nicely. Thank you kindly
EDCLARKE24/01/12 @ 21:02
having a son who cannot piss in a toilet without pissing on the seat, up the cistern, the floor and the toilet roll next to the loo.
having 3 kids who are incapable of remembering to flush the loo.
having 3 kids who are incapable of remembering to flush the loo.
Wayne_Cowdrey25/01/12 @ 16:05
When you let someone cross the road and they deliberately take their time and/or don't bother to acknowledge you.
JimboJones25/01/12 @ 17:16
Wayne_Cowdrey said:Ha ha!
Not the most feminine of ladies there. Being the "internet tough guy" that I am, protected by my 4 walls, I'd bravely enquire if she's concealing a penis down below.
Not the most feminine of ladies there. Being the "internet tough guy" that I am, protected by my 4 walls, I'd bravely enquire if she's concealing a penis down below.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
slimsim25/01/12 @ 17:19
Wayne_Cowdrey said:When you let someone cross the road and they deliberately take their time and/or don't bother to acknowledge you.
This pisses me right off! Same as when you let a car out of a junction or you slow down to let a car move lanes and there's no acknowledgement!!
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