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Wayne_CowdreyIcon...16-03-2013 @ 13:51 
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A work colleague got assaulted with an Argos catalogue yesterday. Maybe that catalogue needs to be taken away and put somewhere safe.... e.g. my garage Happy
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...16-03-2013 @ 13:52 
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JackRevans said:
This is upsetting


Unhappy

OK... If we ever train together I'll reveal the secret.
JackRevansIcon...16-03-2013 @ 14:33 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:
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OK... If we ever train together I'll reveal the secret.


I can imagine that the amount of time it would take you to tell me would probably exceed the amount of time that the training session would last
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...16-03-2013 @ 14:46 
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When Argos decided to put "More than a catalogue" on their catalogues were they thinking lifting block and weapon?
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...16-03-2013 @ 14:48 
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Post Edited: 16.03.2013 @ 14:49 PM by Wayne_Cowdrey
JackRevans said:
I can imagine that the amount of time it would take you to tell me would probably exceed the amount of time that the training session would last


Probably.

But with Terry Hollands and Jack Revans potentially in the building at the same time, that would be a trip worthwhile for me Happy

Maybe I can fund that trip with Wombling...?
JackRevansIcon...16-03-2013 @ 14:59 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:
Probably.
But with Terry Hollands and Jack Revans potentially in the building at the same time, that would be a trip worthwhile for me Happy
Maybe I can fund that trip with Wombling...?


where do you live wayne? suffolk or something? cant you just do what the american hobos do and jump onto a moving freight train?
unit94Icon...16-03-2013 @ 15:03 
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JackRevans said:
cant you just do what the american hobos do and jump onto a moving freight train?


I don't know why but I've always wanted to do that!
JackRevansIcon...16-03-2013 @ 15:06 
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unit94 said:
I don't know why but I've always wanted to do that!


did you see the documentary about people who do stuff like that? it was very interesting but its not the life for me. if you get your leg stuck in the wheel it will remove it from your person and also theres lots of people who want to stab you for no reason. in addition to this non of the people who did it had access to much food or ever performed squats and/or variations of squats
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...16-03-2013 @ 15:12 
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Suffolk yes, but there aren't any freight trains that go from my home town to Bulks Gym Unhappy

I suppose I could get a taxi and do a runner on arrival, although I don't run (to preserve long-term knee health), so I'd have to walk away briskly.
unit94Icon...16-03-2013 @ 15:13 
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JackRevans said:
did you see the documentary about people who do stuff like that? it was very interesting but its not the life for me. if you get your leg stuck in the wheel it will remove it from your person and also theres lots of people who want to stab you for no reason. in addition to this non of the people who did it had access to much food or ever performed squats and/or variations of squats


I haven't seen it, I don't enjoy having my foot torn off my body or getting stabbed, squats and food are possibly my two favourite things.
Hmmmm I might have to give this experience a miss, it sounds way too atrophying for my liking!
JackRevansIcon...16-03-2013 @ 15:16 
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ok so i thik we can all agree that running is nothing but trounle, wether it is away from an angry taxi man or towards a freight train.
JackRevansIcon...24-04-2013 @ 15:36 
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this is hilarious but not worth of its own thread

Wayne_CowdreyIcon...24-04-2013 @ 15:41 
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On the First4Lawyers(?) advert, does anyone else think when the guy cuts his finger/hand with a circular saw it's his own fault?
JackRevansIcon...24-04-2013 @ 15:44 
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Post Edited: 24.04.2013 @ 15:44 PM by JackRevans
Wayne_Cowdrey said:On the First4Lawyers(?) advert, does anyone else think when the guy cuts his finger/hand with a circular saw it's his own fault?


yes. do you think the guy who was with his kids and his Johnson may have performed questionable acts?
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...24-04-2013 @ 16:00 
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JackRevans said:
do you think the guy who was with his kids and his Johnson may have performed questionable acts?


I haven't been able to view it with sound, so that verdict will have to wait.

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