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ben66Icon...10-11-2011 @ 11:36 
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It's an effective tool in the Jakey's drinking arsenal. Kind of like red wine mixed with (too much) brown sugar and caffeine.
PAGANIcon...10-11-2011 @ 11:37 
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Girl taking her top off to fight only to later get dropped by a saftey barrier weilding nutter! That was like live outside broadcast of Jeremy Kyle..
danbaseleyIcon...10-11-2011 @ 12:38 
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Such a seemingly unwieldly, yet effective, weapon. Tongue
GATESIcon...10-11-2011 @ 12:42 
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I drank it a few times an it always ends up in a scrap and been arrested
BenMacIcon...10-11-2011 @ 12:53 
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Theres a Buckfast Street in Bethnal Green that always makes me laugh when I go past it.

Just imagine a street full of Rabs.
nitsua19Icon...10-11-2011 @ 12:55 
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it does the job!
JamieGIcon...10-11-2011 @ 12:56 
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When I went to visit my friend at his uni near London he recommended I used this to pre-drink before we went out. I woke up with a huge nob drawn on me and only random pics on my phone to piece the night together.

Would definitely be my drink of choice if I was an alco though.
baldyIcon...10-11-2011 @ 13:14 
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I have drunk it and I don't think it really that bad. Closest I have got to being arrested is always proper Stroh Rum or Absinthe.
luke00Icon...10-11-2011 @ 13:16 
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That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. f**king amazing. Favourite quote:

'Come on one on one one on one'
WiegieboardIcon...10-11-2011 @ 13:35 
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Post Edited: 10.11.2011 @ 13:38 PM by Wiegieboard
Martin1956 said:So, I was watching Rab C Nesbitt last night and it occurred to me that I've never tried 'Buckie', the Scottish soak's self medication of choice. Has anyone on here tried it? Is it a decent drink that's been stigmatised, or something like Special Brew to be avoided at all costs?


I'm from Scotland and lived just outside Coatbridge (the Buckfast capital of the world) at one point. I drank a bottle of it in Motherwell and got heart palpitations before climbing up a drainpipe onto a cathedral roof as well as swimming in a closed outdoor pool and carrying a lamp post to my friends house where I took a panic attack because of the palpitations.

Needless to say I never had it again.
It tasted f**king fantastic though! It's a LOVELY flavoured drink!

P.S. that fight was in Edinburgh it was one hell of a brawl!
oxIcon...10-11-2011 @ 14:20 
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I once drank a bottle at home then moved onto beer.

It's too sweet but an excellent base for home made gluhwein/mulled wine. Nowhere near as toxic as people on here are making out.
davycummingsIcon...10-11-2011 @ 14:24 
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ox said:I once drank a bottle at home then moved onto beer.


I think here might be what you did right, only one bottle, and in the safety of home Happy

I do think it seems to commonly lead to stupid behavious though, or maybe it is just commonly drunk by idiots Grin

I am quite capable of doing stupid stuff with any kind of drink, which is part of why I rarely do it now
oxIcon...10-11-2011 @ 15:19 
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davycummings said:
I think here might be what you did right, only one bottle, and in the safety of home Happy
I do think it seems to commonly lead to stupid behavious though, or maybe it is just commonly drunk by idiots Grin
I am quite capable of doing stupid stuff with any kind of drink, which is part of why I rarely do it now


Spending a night drinking only buckfast is tantamount to suicide.
JCIcon...10-11-2011 @ 15:20 
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ox said:
Spending a night drinking only buckfast is tantamount to suicide.


that maybe the better option when you live in Scotland...Wink
davycummingsIcon...10-11-2011 @ 15:31 
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ox said:
Spending a night drinking only buckfast is tantamount to suicide.


When I was growing up people didn't do this. It would be a silly thing to do.....

They put speed in it as well Roll-Eyes

Thankfully it has never been a hugely common drink up here in the isles, where i am regularly reminded that real men drink pints if I am spotted committing the cardinal sin of drinking water in a pub

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