Stupid Pre-Lift Rituals

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jimblanchflower		...	26-02-2008 @ 11:14
Teabagger for hire Member 54, 237 posts	As a relatively stumpy lifter I sometimes struggle passing a bench bar to the long-armed Bryn Evans. As a result of this I sometimes end up applying my sack to his forehead at the beginning of the lift. ALthough he denies it, I have noticed that he always performs best after this has occurred. Nowadays it is often enough for me to simply shout at him prior to a lift "Don't make me put the sack on you". We sometimes refer to this practice as Teabagging - although it does not go the whole hog. Now - WHo's for a centre pass?

Joni		...	26-02-2008 @ 11:32
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270 660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq	teabagging has been proven to yeld results in clinical trials. my prelift weirdness is the goldfish impersonation gasping for air Everyone needs a gimmick! And you dont choose your gimmick, it chooses you.

IainKendrick		...	26-02-2008 @ 11:32
some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280 710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq	Arrr... the gentle, yet arousing, art of teabaging!

Hayden		...	26-02-2008 @ 11:37
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220 552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq	LOL. Teabagging for the masses!!!!

Cuddles		...	26-02-2008 @ 11:44
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280 620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator	Before I squat or bench I roll the bar in the racks, lots. Dont know why, Ive just always done it. Before I deadlift I go fking apest.

Dan		...	26-02-2008 @ 13:50
Dan is old fashioned. Member 27, 2028 posts SQ 240, BP 170, DL 255 665.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq	I tend to growl, but then I do that a lot.

JC		...	26-02-2008 @ 14:20
technical retard Member 172, 36827 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 335 850.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq	jimblanchflower said: As a relatively stumpy lifter I sometimes struggle passing a bench bar to the long-armed Bryn Evans. As a result of this I sometimes end up applying my sack to his forehead at the beginning of the lift. ALthough he denies it, I have noticed that he always performs best after this has occurred. Nowadays it is often enough for me to simply shout at him prior to a lift "Don't make me put the sack on you". We sometimes refer to this practice as Teabagging - although it does not go the whole hog. Now - WHo's for a centre pass? PMSL, that is funny as f**k Jim


Thing		...	26-02-2008 @ 14:26
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290 770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq	if squating i grasp the bar with my left hand then rigth let go and then grip the opposite way right then left. deadlift- i get my feet into possition and then get the grip while i speak to myself in my head and think about fighting. bench- i just seam to get into possition grasp the bar and then bench. but i'f i'm going for max's i think about fighting and liten to a song called the gael. holly s**t it gets me well pissed off

Thing		...	26-02-2008 @ 14:38
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290 770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq	i must admitt some times i find it very hard to get pissed off or in the zone when weight training when i don't have my song to accompany my fighting thoughts. does anybody else have this bother

Icepick		...	26-02-2008 @ 14:45
still a cock Member 55, 1213 posts SQ 50, BP 25, DL 55 130.0 kgs @ 0.1kgs UnEq	I'm usually very quiet and keep it all inside. I can't stand all that going crazy s**t, matter of fact, I had to stop training with one dude that was always on a hype, he was so aggressive with it, he was turning the training sessions into a boot camp.

Carl		...	26-02-2008 @ 15:22
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5 673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator	im quite chilled when i squat or bench, but i like to get wound up before i deadlift

Cuddles		...	26-02-2008 @ 16:26
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280 620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator	Icepick said: I'm usually very quiet and keep it all inside. I can't stand all that going crazy s**t, matter of fact, I had to stop training with one dude that was always on a hype, he was so aggressive with it, he was turning the training sessions into a boot camp. Lol, I can imagine that would get very annoying. I was probably quite annoying to train with but I only really got angey for the real big lifts, deadlift pbs, squat pbs etc. Wasnt very often at all. If you're not careful I think you can get emotionally drained otherwise.

Rob		...	26-02-2008 @ 16:44
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205 497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator	Post Edited: 26.02.2008 @ 16:46 PM by Rob Olly said: I was probably quite annoying to train with but I only really got angey for the real big lifts, deadlift pbs, squat pbs etc. Wasnt very often at all. Aye good point, you only had one squat PB whilst training at Sugden I think.

EDCLARKE		...	26-02-2008 @ 16:49
not particularly well educated Member 85, 10994 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260 560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 26.02.2008 @ 16:54 PM by EDCLARKE Icepick said: I'm usually very quiet and keep it all inside. I can't stand all that going crazy st, matter of fact, I had to stop training with one dude that was always on a hype, he was so aggressive with it, he was turning the training sessions into a boot camp. I can see how that would piss you off ,total silence is required when playing with one's bo*cks!

Cuddles		...	26-02-2008 @ 17:43
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280 620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator	Rob said: Olly said: I was probably quite annoying to train with but I only really got angey for the real big lifts, deadlift pbs, squat pbs etc. Wasnt very often at all. Aye good point, you only had one squat PB whilst training at Sugden I think. Lol, cheeky sod. I trained there for 4 years. Sugden was the sight of many PBs just not many of them squatting I still remember the days when you didnt train with us and we felt sorry for you for having anorexia

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