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AdamTIcon...07-12-2014 @ 16:47 
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jwp said:Who'd buy a drug user? Unless you've just watched rocky 3 or 4 and want to fight someone, but you have little actual ability so want a relative pushover (to keep in the cupboard ready to go), I can't see the market supporting such a niche product. Good luck, but I'm out.


lol
JohnIcon...09-12-2014 @ 09:31 
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Fatpete said:
I've never seen one either.
The "squire of the stool" was I believe a sought after position as one was assured of some daily, quality, one-on-one time with the king.


Yes that's it lol. Some jobs really are s**te, lol
LeedsMiniPowerIcon...09-12-2014 @ 09:44 
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milsy said:
Guy in are local club actively encourages it ha


I thought that's why they were there, give them £2 and they make sure you don't get caught.
GordyIcon...09-12-2014 @ 12:20 
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Post Edited: 10.08.2018 @ 13:58 PM by Gordy
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RodgerIcon...09-12-2014 @ 12:33 
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JackRevansIcon...21-03-2015 @ 11:29 
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So just to clarify, bathroom attendants are actually trained security personnel who are paid by the club to defend the bathroom, however they are disguised as people who merely sell sprays of cologne and turning on taps for people and any money they make from that is just on the side?
WiegieboardIcon...21-03-2015 @ 11:41 
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They are only there to make my night less convenient and my wallet lighter.
McMuffin_GainsIcon...21-03-2015 @ 13:01 
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From Dickipedia:

bathroom attendant, restroom attendant, toilet attendant or washroom attendant, is a janitor for a public toilet.[1] They maintain and clean the facilities, ensuring that toilet paper, soap, paper towels, and other necessary items are kept stocked. If there is a fee to use the washroom, it is collected by the attendant if there is no coin operated turnstile or door.

Some washroom attendants also provide services to the patrons, and keep good order by preventing drug-taking and fights.[2][3]

Premium servicesEdit

The attendant may turn on the tap and provide soap and towels. At the attendant's work station, an assortment of items may be available for purchase or for free such as mints, perfume/cologne, mouthwash, chewing gum, cigarettes,[4] pain relievers, and energy drinks.[5]
BillytheoldIcon...21-03-2015 @ 13:43 
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I grew up not having much, but I'd have rich friends who would dress me with expensive watches and brand new clothes just to hang out with them. The attendants who I knew never charged me and gave me a pack of gum because we knew why we are here. Some have money and wear tuxedos. I would give them rides back to the ghetto in the still of the night.
lukiIcon...21-03-2015 @ 14:55 
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Was in Belgium last year. They charge 2euro to enter the toilet, don't give lolly pops, don't offer spray (excluding bleech) and don't give discounts for repeat customers. Must have spent 20euro over a 3 day festival.
McMuffin_GainsIcon...21-03-2015 @ 15:13 
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luki said:Was in Belgium last year. They charge 2euro to enter the toilet, don't give lolly pops, don't offer spray (excluding bleech) and don't give discounts for repeat customers. Must have spent 20euro over a 3 day festival.


But were they clean?

I can't think of much worse than needing a banging s**t at a festival, those toilets go downhill so rapidly. I'd pay 2 euros any day for a clean porcelain throne at a festival
BillytheoldIcon...21-03-2015 @ 15:35 
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Super clean here. No courtesy flush you may get the beat down by the attendants lackeys. Truth!
lukiIcon...21-03-2015 @ 15:54 
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McMuffin_Gains said:
But were they clean?
I can't think of much worse than needing a banging s**t at a festival, those toilets go downhill so rapidly. I'd pay 2 euros any day for a clean porcelain throne at a festival

Festival toilets are never clean.
McMuffin_GainsIcon...21-03-2015 @ 16:08 
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luki said:
Festival toilets are never clean.


I know, it leaves me in sheer disbelief the places some people manage to get their excrement. I've seen s**t on the ceiling at festival toilets, wtf is that about?
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...21-03-2015 @ 17:22 
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I wonder if there's a market for magicians in toilets.

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