An old, fat fool starts a log. Hope no-one minds
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| Fatpete |  | ... | 15-05-2011 @ 18:51 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17894 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Sunday, 15th May, start 13:30 Weather miserable today and none too warm, but a few light benches are in order Bench, raw, and snappy 20 x 20 20 x 20 20 x 20 20 x 20 20 x 20 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 100 x 1 All crisp and snappy and not overtaxing in the slightest. I have good news of several health fronts, the neck is fine, as is the shoulder and the shin, cold is drying up after just one day, so although this may cause me to impale some part of me on something sharp or to fall off something tall, I might just suggest that things might just be picking up. So far, so good, but giddyness is quite some way off yet. On my return I watched Inception and a right load of old bollox that is, why does dicaprio always seem to play people who are not right in the head ? | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 16-05-2011 @ 20:33 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17894 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Monday 16th May, start 1700 Squat, leotard, no belt, no wraps, all kilos 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 100 x 5 belt on 140 x 5 wraps on 180 x 5 200 x 5 210 x 5 220 x 5 Oh dear oh dear. Gentle reader, those of a nervous disposition should maybe stop reading now, but those of an enquiring mind should maybe carry on. It is with a heavy heart that I type these words, but it happened and thus I shall record it. Pull up a chair, pour a drink, huddle a little closer and a tale to you I'll tell. A tale of high adventure. At 4 in the pm, just before I left work I went to the toilet for a dump .I do this every day. There was nothing unusual about this. Arriving at Adders just before five, I have another. I gain considerable peace of mind from the knowledge that the departure lounge is empty when I squat. Nothing usual here. On comp days the bogs do a brisk business just before the off. As I was squatting I became aware that someone had been left in the departure lounge and wanted out. He would have done me a great service had he stayed put, but he was an unreasonable man. There was no reasoning with him. After an uncomfortable and slightly worrying three sets I adjourned to the to the bog and released him. I was gone no great time and got ready for my fourth set, Oh sweet mother of all that's good and pure, to say I was all at sea would be an understatement, fluency was gone, smoothness was gone only depth remained. Maybe his untimely release had messed with my internal pressures I do not know, but something happened, something bad. So I ended it there. We shall class this as a light week and carry on next week as though nothing has happened. I am not happy about this, it's a rum do and no mistake. | ||
| General_ill | | ... | 16-05-2011 @ 20:41 |
 3rd place Europes strongest man 2016 U90kg Member 1239, 13275 posts SQ 280, BP 155, DL 310745.0 kgs @ 89kgs UnEq | I do enjoy Popping in and out of this journal from time to time | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 16-05-2011 @ 21:58 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17894 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | General_ill said:I do enjoy Popping in and out of this journal from time to time Thank you. You are most welcome | ||
| Little_Mike | | ... | 16-05-2011 @ 22:00 |
 JuJitsu - its not gay if you dont make eye contact Member 661, 1729 posts | what a balls up that was pete but keep calm and carry on | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 16-05-2011 @ 22:01 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17894 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Little_Mike said:what a balls up that was pete but keep calm and carry on Carrying on is all I know. Can one thrash one's bowels I wonder, they damn well deserve it | ||
| Little_Mike | | ... | 16-05-2011 @ 22:03 |
JuJitsu - its not gay if you dont make eye contact Member 661, 1729 posts | a good curry will sort them out  | ||
| Martin1956 | | ... | 17-05-2011 @ 00:01 |
 Old Age Presser Member 75, 7740 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | Little_Mike said:a good curry will sort them out ...or a butt plug... | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 17-05-2011 @ 07:07 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17894 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Martin1956 said: ...or a butt plug... I'm ahead of you Martin, I have had one up there since nine o' clock last night | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 21:59 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17894 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Wednesday, 18th May, start 17:00 Bench, raw, all kilos 20 x 20 20 x 20 20 x 20 20 x 20 20 x 20 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 60 x 5 80 x 5 100 x 5 110 x 5 120 x 5 Add titan super ram for experimental purposes 130 x 1 140 x 1 150 x 1 160 x F Dumbbell flyes 14 x 8 14 x 8 14 x 8 I rather like the super-ram. the 130. 140 and 150 were very easy and the 160 got lost somewhere in my head, entirely my fault, not the ram's. But we have a stake in the ground, something to work with. I foresee fun in the near future. Rum night tonight, Handsome Jeff did some rather odd lifts to practise for a rather odd competition which we will all go and watch, because it is odd. Joe the terrible deadlifted very nicely with his feet in a selection of positions and DrRick showed me how a titan ram should be used. he also farted with a frequency and a volume that had to be heard to be believed. It being Wednesday I dashed to the home of the tubular bandage to spread a little joy and saw girl number three. Girl number one was awol with car trouble. Now the sad news gentle reader, tonight I learned that girl number two, my good friend of six years works there no more. She was small, she was zoftig, she was blonde, but most of all she was as pretty as a picture and as slutty as hell. Tonight, just before I retire I shall raise a glass and the toast will be - To Steph, A woman I was always glad to see, who brought a smile to my face and stars in some of my all time favourite memories. I'll miss her. The glass will be emptied, a tear will be wiped and that as they say, will be that. | ||
| Rick | | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 23:33 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10035 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | Fatpete said: he also farted with a frequency and a volume that had to be heard to be believed. This is true. As I said, for the last few weeks I've been beginning to suspect that there's something amiss in my s**tfactory. I mean, I like farting as much as the next man - probably more, truth be told - but it's just been f**king epic of late. | ||
| drew | | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 23:47 |
 I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich? Member 616, 8404 posts SQ 180, BP 130, DL 220530.0 kgs @ 78.8kgs UnEq | i like other enjoy reading this journal and am glad to be a dear reader but often i have wondered what the home of the tubular bandage is, logically i presume its some kind of physio but in my head its a brothel or one string to your rather full lady bow | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 23:49 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17894 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | drew said:i like other enjoy reading this journal and am glad to be a dear reader Delighted to hear it | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 23:50 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17894 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | drew said: but often i have wondered what the home of the tubular bandage is, logically i presume its some kind of physio but in my head its a brothel or one string to your rather full lady bow It's a brothel, in Oldham. A wonderful one, now sadly slightly less wonderful than it used to be | ||
| drew | | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 23:52 |
I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich? Member 616, 8404 posts SQ 180, BP 130, DL 220530.0 kgs @ 78.8kgs UnEq | Fatpete said: It's a brothel, in Oldham. A wonderful one, now sadly slightly less wonderful than it used to be i am glad | ||
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