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BigMaccaIcon...14-12-2014 @ 23:10 
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unit94 said:Lol I hate coffee, smells and tastes like s**t

Most stuff available to buy in most places does, I'll grant you that
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I had a staffco when I had my takeaway,pissed students didn't appreciate good coffee
NimbleIcon...15-12-2014 @ 01:01 
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I use a cheap burr grinder (£50) and an Aeropress (£25). As a complete setup only £75, easy to look after and clean and with fresh, decent beans it'll stand up to anything. Costs about 30p per cup.

Don't roast my own but know a roaster so I get my beans within a few days of roasting most of the time.

I've been a high-end hifi salesman and a barista and the two industries are surprisingly similar. A lot of superstitious nonsense, expense and tweakery for no results (in a blind test)... Important things are (in order):

1) BEANS - fresh, good beans. Anything else and it will taste bad whatever equipment you use.
2) WATER - if your water tastes of chlorine, so will your coffee. You also should control proportions water/coffee
3) GRIND - how fine and the amount. This should be tweaked depending on the beans, brewing method and environment.
4) TEMPERATURE - controversial one, but 90 degrees works pretty well. Not boiling.
5) METHOD - different methods have different characteristics, but it's about personal preference, not "good" or "bad". I like pourover, siphon, and Aeropress better than cafetière or mocha pot for e.g.

...And I'd imagine none of you care. Roll-Eyes
plonkerIcon...15-12-2014 @ 07:50 
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VanillaGorilla said:Cafetiere for me. Sometimes preground, sometimes grind my own. Depends what mood I'm in and how much time I have.

Generally a French style blend, strong and dark with rich tones in the morning. Although something Arabian or Colombian with a more mellow buttery flavour for an afternoon coffee.

Without sugar or milk.

I think I might be developing into a coffee wa**er. Although I know a self professed 'coffee snob' who will only drink stupid frothy milk nonsense. To me this is akin to putting water in a good whiskey and makes them a c**t.

This is another excellent post from me this week I feel.



I agree with the coffee thing (milking it up) I'm generally cafetiere type coffee wa**er, although I was led to believe that a whiskey wa**er SHOULD put a wee bit of water in?

Anyone know anything about this..
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plonker said:
I was led to believe that a whiskey wa**er SHOULD put a wee bit of water in?



Eek
plonkerIcon...15-12-2014 @ 08:18 
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A real life scot told me once... He seemed to know what he was banging on about
RickIcon...15-12-2014 @ 08:23 
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VanillaGorilla said:
plonker said:
I was led to believe that a whiskey wa**er SHOULD put a wee bit of water in?



Eek


That is, indeed, the tradition. http://www.scotchmaltwhisky.co.uk/how-to-drink.htm
plonkerIcon...15-12-2014 @ 08:36 
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Case closed
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dr_hazbunIcon...15-12-2014 @ 09:51 
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Rick said:
That is, indeed, the tradition. http://www.scotchmaltwhisky.co.uk/how-to-drink.htm


Yeah, whisky with a dash of mineral water at room temperature is more enjoyable for me.

I agree with the article that it has to be mineral water and not tap water. Never ice too.
ThingIcon...15-12-2014 @ 10:12 
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Cold coffee with Whey and Double cream
BigMaccaIcon...15-12-2014 @ 10:16 
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Nimble said:I use a cheap burr grinder (£50) and an Aeropress (£25). As a complete setup only £75, easy to look after and clean and with fresh, decent beans it'll stand up to anything. Costs about 30p per cup.

Don't roast my own but know a roaster so I get my beans within a few days of roasting most of the time.

I've been a high-end hifi salesman and a barista and the two industries are surprisingly similar. A lot of superstitious nonsense, expense and tweakery for no results (in a blind test)... Important things are (in order):

1) BEANS - fresh, good beans. Anything else and it will taste bad whatever equipment you use.
2) WATER - if your water tastes of chlorine, so will your coffee. You also should control proportions water/coffee
3) GRIND - how fine and the amount. This should be tweaked depending on the beans, brewing method and environment.
4) TEMPERATURE - controversial one, but 90 degrees works pretty well. Not boiling.
5) METHOD - different methods have different characteristics, but it's about personal preference, not "good" or "bad". I like pourover, siphon, and Aeropress better than cafetière or mocha pot for e.g.

...And I'd imagine none of you care. Roll-Eyes

I agree with most of the above, but there are huge amounts of variables

  • BEANS
    freshness is important, but so is the type/blend of bean and the roast profile

  • WATER
    agreed that if your water tastes of then so will your coffee. Some folks do the full reverse osmosis route but that takes too much texture out for me

  • GRIND

    Appropriate grind is vital, but also important is grind consistency. Having a grinder like a mazzer with stepless adjustment is high up on my list of essentials

  • TEMPERATURE

    Again, very important as different brewing temps do effect the flavor profile (most important in espresso machines to be honest)

  • METHOD

    Again vastly important that you know how to use your chosen brewing method.

I like the areopress, I have one at work along with a mokka pot and a bodium press and all produce very fine results. However I do prefer my drinks to have an espresso base (the areopress is ok but I've never hot near a Godshot with one)

You can get great results with a basic level machine like a Silvia, but you need to trick the grouphead up to temp, surf the boiler to get the correct brew temp, surf it again to get enough stream time to froth you milk etc. All of which is just fine, but with the right machine all of these variables are taken care of for you, along with things like dose volume etc.

All horses for courses of course
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I love the smell of fresh coffee beans, but can barely stand the taste of coffee and never drink it.

Similarly I love the smell of fresh tobacco, but can barely stand the smell/taste of cigarettes, pipes and cigars, and never smoke them.


Thank you for your kind attention.
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Thing said:Cold coffee with Whey and Double cream


Same mate, it's amazing!
RickIcon...15-12-2014 @ 12:05 
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dr_hazbun said:
Yeah, whisky with a dash of mineral water at room temperature is more enjoyable for me.
I agree with the article that it has to be mineral water and not tap water. Never ice too.


I agree with the article that it depends on your water. Ours is very soft and tastes fine.

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