loal at gym carpetbaggers
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| samue1son |  | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 11:17 |
 Member 4416, 1370 posts SQ 210, BP 175, DL 240625.0 kgs @ 122kgs UnEq | You said... EllD90 said:What about the crackhead PT @ Muscleworks? Tall skinny black guy. God knows how he's ever had clients! Guy seems crazy. But jack said "No way! I know that guy! Short jacked black guy with a metal tooth?! It is handstand guy!" So we have a tall skinny guy and a short jacked guy. Something is fishy here. | ||
| samue1son | | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 11:18 |
Member 4416, 1370 posts SQ 210, BP 175, DL 240625.0 kgs @ 122kgs UnEq | unit94 said:He's not a power lifter but he squats in a suit? Absolute truth. Never competed. Doesn't lift that good, certainly lacking a load of technique. Does half way to parallel squats. Actually.., maybe he is in the equipped division! | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 11:33 |
 'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | He knows i lift heavy because I benched with him and used a slingshot. I even told him it was cheating but he was amazed at my 140kg slingahot bench. as for the tall thin gent, I knew who you meant as soon as you said "crackhead pt". once saw him have a massive shout/rage at a client because he failed a set of squats. the telling off Included "I told you to get a massage!!!" | ||
| EllD90 | | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 11:53 |
 Member 4522, 1898 posts SQ 222.5, BP 152.5, DL 245620.0 kgs @ 120kgs UnEq | samue1son said:You said... But jack said "No way! I know that guy! Short jacked black guy with a metal tooth?! It is handstand guy!" So we have a tall skinny guy and a short jacked guy. Something is fishy here. You haven't been to muscleworks... | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 13:55 |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | Funny how a thread about gym carpetbaggers turns into a thread about muscleworks | ||
| slimsim | | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 13:59 |
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6050 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | JackRevans said:Funny how a thread about gym carpetbaggers turns into a thread about muscleworks Funny how a thread about carpetbaggers turns into a thread about the where Jack trains!  Are you the biggest norris in Muscleworks? | ||
| EDCLARKE | | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 14:15 |
 not particularly well educated Member 85, 10991 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | Is Muscle works where Fandango trains with you Jack? | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 16:28 |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | We don't go there anymore, it was actually atrophying me. | ||
| Lionel_Rich_Tea | | ... | 21-03-2014 @ 21:18 |
Dunkin' on the celing. Member 5200, 224 posts SQ 152.5, BP 160, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 129kgs UnEq | saw two fellas doing bench presses with a trap bar, isolates the inner chest one of them told me, obviously he knew what he was talking bout i could tell by how low down the arm hole where on his tie dye vest | ||
| Ben_McMillan | | ... | 08-05-2014 @ 11:11 |
 Member 5280, 7 posts SQ 210, BP 130, DL 270610.0 kgs @ 85kgs UnEq | I had a young lad come up to me in the gym who'd seen me using chalk and asked very nicely "alreet fella, could i borra some of your flour!" I laughed but then realised he was being serious. Im sure theres a self rising joke in there somewhere but im not witty enough  | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 08-05-2014 @ 12:10 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | I saw this carpetbagger do a slow 130kg squat to depth the other day. He was directly opposite me when I was standing in front of the mirror. What a bearded gooch he was... | ||
| John | | lie | 08-05-2014 @ 16:32 |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | samue1son said:Why do people insist on talking to you during your workout? What happens if you strike somebody to death because of such a moment? There's a really nice lad in my gym. Not super strong but athletic looking; approachable and such - talks of his interest in strength. But he lies, he lies so much about his numbers. I was sat down doing my deadlift break and he was like (after I offered to share) "I'd jump in with you but I'm deadlifting for my hamstrings" (he's struggling with 90 stiffleg), or some such response which was fine. Then he started chatting and asking questions so I carried on listening. It's my own fault I guess. He manages to get on to numbers ..."I'm quite strong for my size. I'm 97kg. I'm strong enough to powerlift but my deadlift lets me down". "I squat about 260" he says. Pauses, looks at me. I nod once and smile. "I bench.., I do.., 190". Looks at me. I nod. "but I only deadlift 180 - it's my weakness" Squat 260. That lying s**t bag. I wanted to say there and then "dude, you don't need to lie. There's only you and I here and you struggled with your 2 inch dip squat at 200 suited three weeks ago". But, I didn't say it. I just let him carry on with his bulls**t. Even these nice guys, full of s**t man. Full of s**t. I just wonder what would happen if I was going for 200 (PB that would be) and offered him in the set. Would he decline? Would he pull out this amazing strength that eluded him for his whole life previously? Would he make an excuse? Or would he try, then collapse under the weights, screaming for my help and mercy. Whilst I go over to him, peer over his collapsed body and whipser "shoulda told the truth punk" before walking away and telling the old lady on reception he needs help. Actions speak louder than words.don't see the point in telling porkies.although I did tell an accidental lie.I was chatting to my mate about bench ages ago before being able to bench 100k I was like yeah I can do two plates aside lol went to gym couple of days later loaded up 85k and realised my mistake then out of total guilt told my mate and the other fella I'd made a mistake.we now have a saying when people are talking be....its a two plate lie...I can now bench 200k honest lol | ||