Gym wankers.
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strange125/05/11 @ 22:47
there are afew lads in the base gym that only train arms and chest every other day they are in the gym every day im in there and iv never seen them go near the squat rack or even the leg press. the other day one of them was trying to teach me about nutrition and he said ''you wana get some bcaa they take all the protein from your food and send it straight to your muscles'' when i tryed correcting him he looked at me like i s**t on his kids at xmas.
one of them asked me why i train legs so much (once a week) as it makes you look smaller if you have big legs. i told him i train for strongman and he started the big im speech so i told him to get his name down for the navys strongest man he said yeah il do it il smash em all up, i told him the weights (around novice and inters level)then he started the excuses
one of them asked me why i train legs so much (once a week) as it makes you look smaller if you have big legs. i told him i train for strongman and he started the big im speech so i told him to get his name down for the navys strongest man he said yeah il do it il smash em all up, i told him the weights (around novice and inters level)then he started the excuses
SMed25/05/11 @ 22:56
Next time you see the Gym wa**er, walk up to him and be like:
"Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth."
"Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth."
Wiegieboard25/05/11 @ 22:59
SMed said:Next time you see the Gym wa**er, walk up to him and be like:
"Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth."
"Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth."
HAAAAHAHAH!!! f**kIN' GOLD!!!
I'm the only wa**er in my gym and I like to keep it that way. NO.1 BABY! NO.1!!
PAGAN25/05/11 @ 23:02
SMed said:Next time you see the Gym wa**er, walk up to him and be like:
"Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth."
"Hey, you like fitness? How about fit'niss dick in your mouth."
and when it turns out that despite his ignorance regarding proper strength training he's a hard c**t who can knock f**k out of you without breaking sweat you can always take solace in the fact you can squat to depth..
PAGAN25/05/11 @ 23:04
gossamer25/05/11 @ 23:06
Rick said:
If you think "wearing a bandana" is terrible etiquette, then, well, yes you are.
If you think "wearing a bandana" is terrible etiquette, then, well, yes you are.
You wear one don't you?
PAGAN25/05/11 @ 23:09
gossamer said:
You wear one don't you?
You wear one don't you?
I used to wear one to raves back in the early 90's . I have never worn one to the gym. I cant imagine an excuse to do so despite my attempt at tollerance.....
SMed25/05/11 @ 23:10
PAGAN said:Am I missing the joke ??? I never know , I hate snobbishness but I like ironny ......
lol, it was a random generic insult joke. Do not do.
Shaun25/05/11 @ 23:35
There's this skinny guy at my gym who always wears a bright yellow vest and short shorts. Whenever he is on the platforms he does his exercise rotated 90 degrees so instead of facing the mirror directly he is lifting side on to it. He is always looking at the mirror too, checking out his 10" arms. wa**er.
Tannhauser26/05/11 @ 00:09
Jeez, what a depressing thread. I can understand getting annoyed because someone is inconsiderate in the gym,or subjects you to their s**tty music. But a lot of this sounds like 'if you're not in my little strongman/powerlifting clique, you're a wa**er.'
This is a case in point. A bloke written off partly on the basis that he's not in the correct training uniform. And if he's training for cosmetic appearance, why shouldn't he check his arms out? He's checking his progress and probably there's some vanity there too. A bit like lifting single rep maxes.
Shaun said:There's this skinny guy at my gym who always wears a bright yellow vest and short shorts. Whenever he is on the platforms he does his exercise rotated 90 degrees so instead of facing the mirror directly he is lifting side on to it. He is always looking at the mirror too, checking out his 10" arms. wa**er.
This is a case in point. A bloke written off partly on the basis that he's not in the correct training uniform. And if he's training for cosmetic appearance, why shouldn't he check his arms out? He's checking his progress and probably there's some vanity there too. A bit like lifting single rep maxes.
Wayne_Cowdrey26/05/11 @ 00:15
Craig_Pfisterer26/05/11 @ 00:19
brownbear26/05/11 @ 00:26
Craig_Pfisterer said:But I wear a bandana to keep the sweat out of my eyes
I'm sure you're not a gym wa**er
Ps- i did not know that Will from the inbetweeners was an american strongman! (lol)
Wayne_Cowdrey26/05/11 @ 00:26
The only thing that irritates me really is when someone leaves a loaded trap bar in the power rack.
I chuckle to myself at the people who have no idea how to train, but I have nothing against them!
I chuckle to myself at the people who have no idea how to train, but I have nothing against them!
Craig_Pfisterer26/05/11 @ 00:37
brownbear said:
Ps- i did not know that Will from the inbetweeners was an american strongman! (lol)
Haha, I had to look that up and I do look like him in that picture. I was recreating this photo:Ps- i did not know that Will from the inbetweeners was an american strongman! (lol)
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