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Big_VessIcon...26-11-2012 @ 17:15 
I am pro for the dish
Member 934, 998 posts
SQ 205, BP 157.5, DL 215
577.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq
Pompy said:You: say you
You: say me
You: say it together
You: naturally
Stranger: ?????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOL
goodwinmIcon...27-11-2012 @ 06:58 
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a PB is a PB !
Member 539, 1086 posts
Stranger: M or f
You: Hello
Stranger: M or f
You: Define what they mean? I'm new to this.
Stranger: Male or female lol
You: I am a female
Stranger: Oh ok how old are u?
You: 14
Stranger: Oh cool I'm male and 16 lol where u from ?
You: I'm from Connecticut
Stranger: Oh cool I'm from Cali. Do you know what kik is?
You: Type of soap?
Stranger: No it's like a place to send me ssagesl
Stranger: Messages
Stranger: Do u have an iPhone or iPod?
You: Yes iPhone. Are you a peado?
Stranger: Download kik from the App Store and make an account with it.
Stranger: What's peado?
You have disconnected.

Lol. This is quite fun.
MarkIcon...27-11-2012 @ 11:23 
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Member 2171, 1612 posts
It's amazing, its like a hunting ground for peados. Say you are a young girl and they all want you on kik to send messages (ask for photos)!
shortandmightyIcon...27-11-2012 @ 12:52 
Aiming for a 250 squat by the end of 2012
Member 1989, 3168 posts
SQ 240, BP 140, DL 270
650.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq
This is my new favourite thing!! As long as you say you are a female its onTongue
Tom_MartinIcon...27-11-2012 @ 13:15 
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No one believed him anyway.
Member 958, 11411 posts
SQ 410, BP 215, DL 425
1050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq
Stranger: Hey f 14 u?
You: m 45, but I have a son who would be the right age for you
You: he's 23
Your conversational partner has disconnected



Am I doing it right?
MarkIcon...27-11-2012 @ 13:30 
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Member 2171, 1612 posts
pretend you are young girl with a friend, skipping school and drinking while parents are at work. Might have to wait until tonight for that though as most people on there are in US lol
NicIcon...27-11-2012 @ 13:40 
Member 905, 239 posts
Tom_Martin said:...

Am I doing it right?


Gave this thing a try this morning, got connected with a 16 yr old girl from Australia and one of the 1st things she said was that she likes to write stories about her dreams, some sexual. However, I seemed to have missed this opportunity and instead we spoke for a while with me giving her advice on studies, career, relationships and general life. Then I wished her the best of luck with her dreams.

Am I doing this right?
brownbearIcon...27-11-2012 @ 13:54 
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Morrisons - rump - 7£
Member 2206, 11578 posts
SQ 228, BP 150, DL 260
638.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq
Tom_Martin said:Stranger: Hey f 14 u?
You: m 45, but I have a son who would be the right age for you
You: he's 23
Your conversational partner has disconnected



Am I doing it right?


Quality
davidhowarthIcon...27-11-2012 @ 14:08 
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Americans 'win' with cheese
Member 2293, 1493 posts
Post Edited: 27.11.2012 @ 15:21 PM by davidhowarth
ill find a better one.
davidhowarthIcon...27-11-2012 @ 18:06 
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Americans 'win' with cheese
Member 2293, 1493 posts
Stranger: hi
You: yes fam, did not expect to see you here bro!
Stranger: haha lol
You: long time no see, wat u bin upto?
Stranger: f**k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Guess it got on top for him,
JackRevansIcon...27-11-2012 @ 18:27 
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'There was also a sausage in my mouth.'
Member 2477, 16481 posts
SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235
555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq
still not got the hang of this


Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
shanejerIcon...27-11-2012 @ 23:21 
Member 1307, 14110 posts
SQ 355, BP 240, DL 370
965.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq
You: U got a 6 pack
Stranger: working on almost there
You: Fit
Stranger: yes
You: Bet ur gorgeous bbZ
Stranger: bet ur r aswell
You: Maybe could lose a few pounds
Stranger: That dosent matter aslong u not fat
You: I'm about 15
Stranger: i dont mind
You: 15 stone
Stranger: what ??
You: ?
You: I'm 15 stone
Stranger: r u taking the piss
You: No? Wats wrong bbz
You: Thought u don't mind
Stranger: nothing
You: Good bbz
You: How hard are u now
Stranger: u got facebook
Stranger: very
You: Good u like a big woman don't u
Stranger: ues
You: All over u bbZ
You: Like exczma
Stranger: not really
You: Stroke it 4 me
You: I'd put ur cock between my belly n rub it good bbz
You: Ud like that x
Stranger: Do you have facebook so i can add you and maby meet up ??
You: Ur far away bbz isn't this enough 4 u
You: I would like to be all over u tho like Germany over France
Stranger: okay i jst i have the time
You: Ww2 reference
Stranger: what do you mean
You: You not wana fuk me or sommet ur talking boring
Stranger: yes
You: Tell me Wat ur doin then
Stranger: rubbing my dick
You: Spit on ur hand then rub it
Stranger: just for you
Stranger: what r u doing
You: Wanking
You: Lick ur finger
You: N rub ur ar****le 4 me bbz
Stranger: okay
FazcIcon...27-11-2012 @ 23:23 
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Sports an extremely muscular arse.
Member 38, 6253 posts
Post Edited: 27.11.2012 @ 23:25 PM by Fazc
LOOOOOLOLOLOLOL

shanejer said:
You: I would like to be all over u tho like Germany over France
Stranger: okay i jst i have the time
You: Ww2 reference


Hahaha
Tom_MartinIcon...27-11-2012 @ 23:24 
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No one believed him anyway.
Member 958, 11411 posts
SQ 410, BP 215, DL 425
1050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq
Ok.....Shane wins....
shanejerIcon...27-11-2012 @ 23:26 
Member 1307, 14110 posts
SQ 355, BP 240, DL 370
965.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq
Worst part is he said he spunk we everywhere then disconnected

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