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TobyCutlerIconBelgian Blue28-02-2012 @ 20:55 
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After reading through the post of Dave Meers arm quads, I googled Belgian Blue to see how similar dave was!!!

This is what I came accross.............

Gra_BulIcon...28-02-2012 @ 21:13 
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Grin thats the one, I love that documentary, its the double muscle that they breed them for, plus they taste now too, im more of a belted Galloway lol
slimsimIcon...28-02-2012 @ 21:15 
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I worked on a small holding as a kid which reared Simmental and Limousin's. Gotta love Simmental's they're like a more colourful freisan!
MattD90Icon...29-02-2012 @ 09:39 
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Skaven for the win !!
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They are beautiful but the breeding isn't without it's flaws. They have a really high caesarian rate because bull calves are just so damn stacked they won't come out!
MattD90Icon...29-02-2012 @ 09:44 
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Skaven for the win !!
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[IMG]http://www.hemmy.net/images/animals/supercow01.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.hemmy.net/images/animals/supercow09.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.hemmy.net/images/animals/supercow05.jpg[/IMG]
Tom_MartinIcon...29-02-2012 @ 10:36 
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No one believed him anyway.
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Well, would you look at the penis on that!!
bryceIcon...29-02-2012 @ 10:39 
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Tom_Martin said:Well, would you look at the penis on that!!


Thats probably its nuts you are looking at tom.




Pervert
Ben_FIcon...29-02-2012 @ 10:46 
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I was at an agricultural show as a young kid when a bull went ballistic - been s**t scared of them ever since! So those f**kers look impressive but scary!

Also when my dad was working on a pig farm and we went to see him a boar (not The Boar) escaped and the pigmen had to usher it back in with these big metal shields which it kept charging into - was scared of pigs for a long time too (up until we later owned some).
slimsimIcon...29-02-2012 @ 10:50 
My asshole is not watertight.
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Ben_F said:I was at an agricultural show as a young kid when a bull went ballistic - been s**t scared of them ever since! So those f**kers look impressive but scary!


I watched a guy get crushed by a bull on the farm I worked at when i was about 15. It pinned him up against a wall and lifted off the floor. He went purple and I thought it was going to kill him. In the end he got away with a few broken ribs.

I didn't go near that f**ker again!
JamieGIcon...29-02-2012 @ 11:52 
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Tom's CNS is better than steroids
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So what will Benni and Gemma magnussons child look like Embarassed
Ben_FIcon...29-02-2012 @ 12:43 
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JamieG said:So what will Benni and Gemma magnussons child look like Embarassed


Chubby.
chaosIcon...29-02-2012 @ 12:53 
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danbaseleyIcon...29-02-2012 @ 13:09 
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Ben_F said:
Chubby.


My, how kind. Happy
RodgerIcon...29-02-2012 @ 13:29 
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chaos said:
Ben, Hixxy and Paddy????


lol Grin
PAGANIcon...29-02-2012 @ 13:33 
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slimsim said:
I watched a guy get crushed by a bull on the farm I worked at when i was about 15. It pinned him up against a wall and lifted off the floor. He went purple and I thought it was going to kill him. In the end he got away with a few broken ribs.
I didn't go near that f**ker again!


This happened to me!!!

I was about 14 and feeding some beast in a stone shed. They obviously weren't as big as bulls due to their testicles having being removed but they were nearly ready for slaughter so big enough!

One of them, a big black bugger, just randomly advanced towards me and didn't stop, despite me shooing it away, until it had me pinned against the wall with my feet off the floor. I was punching f**k out of it's head which did little but hurt my hand.

In retrospect I should have jammed my thumb in it's eye but thankfully it just suddenly decided to back off and let me down.

I ran out of the shed and after catching my breath and pulling myself together I noticed an old yard brush handle ( like a broom handle but twice as thick) laying on the floor.I grabbed it and ran back in the shed, where I smashed the f**ker in half over the beasts head. The beast didn't drop but it sort of stumbled and bolted for the corner of the shed.

I was quite satisfied with my revenge until I realised that all the beast were black and that I had no way to be sure I'd t**tted the right one...

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