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SparrowIcon...09-01-2008 @ 22:38 
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always lookIng for the extra UT2 work.
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LOL

Let's see. Hands up if you chipped in a muff diver for the plaque?

1 here.
FatpeteIcon...10-01-2008 @ 07:32 
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Fat Pete makes two, that's ten quid up to now
little_aIcon...10-01-2008 @ 08:22 
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Yarr for little a. £15 to here.
RobIcon...10-01-2008 @ 12:00 
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Yes for me, £20.
purplepaulIcon...10-01-2008 @ 12:49 
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it looked to me like it only cost a fiver lol
little_aIcon...10-01-2008 @ 13:59 
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Before we all start (Ste) Turner bashing, let us not forget that most of us consistently have at least 3 unseen DVD's of the genre 'that thing' to keep us company. His training bag is like a hydra. Put one watched film in and 2 unwatched ones come out. I for one dont feel short changed.Wink

I am curious to see how happy his Xmas was exactly thoughGrin
WiganIcon...26-01-2008 @ 13:37 
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Been a while, the great man has been quiet for a while...

Whilst handing out "that thing" to numerous people at Adders last night Ste was quizzed by Alan:

"Do you ever test these women out from your porno's Ste?"

"Hmmm, yar, urm, you're a rum 'un Alan..." Ste Turner looks very uncomfortable at the turn of conversation

"Do you then?"

"Anyway...hmm, yar..." Ste scurries off to do some squats...

When the heat had died down, Ste went back to distrubiting his porno wares

I was offered a choice of "MILFs Ahoy" or "Big and Black and Fat"
little_aIcon...27-01-2008 @ 18:24 
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Mad Alan walks in and terrier Turner goes straight for the throat.
"Have you been falling out with people? Have you? Yarrr. I heard you'd fell out with everyone. Thought everyone had had enough of you and you were upsetting everyone. Is it true?"
"No"
"Best leave it then. Yarr"
WiganIcon...13-02-2008 @ 18:39 
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More of a case of Turner doesn't say tonight!!!

Had a few indecipherable conversations with the legend tonight culminating with me bidding farewell to the lads, walking out to the car and finding Ste is right behind me getting in the car. Apparently i'm giving him a lift home!!!!

Get part way home:

Ste - "You know where Big Phil lives dont you? Turn right at this roundabout, first left and follow it round and it's the third house from the end!!"

Wigan - "Oh right Ste, is that where i'm dropping you off?"

Ste - "No."
purplepaulIcon...13-02-2008 @ 18:41 
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lol
Martin1956Icon...13-02-2008 @ 18:44 
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Old Age Presser
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Pmsl! Yar!
HaydenIcon...13-02-2008 @ 19:03 
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memories , like the corners of my mind ....
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Hahaha. Legendary!!
little_aIcon...14-02-2008 @ 08:40 
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His middle name should be tangentGrin
WiganIcon...23-02-2008 @ 08:57 
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This weeks taste of the world of Ste Turner:

Scene: Strange Alan enters the gym...

Ste: "Yar... are you alright tonight Alan?"

Alan: "Yeah I am tonight thanks, am i not always alright?"

Ste: "Naah, no sometimes your not reet"

Alan: "I am a little strange, a bit bi-polar, a bit pschytzo maybe??"

Ste: "Yaar, skitzer-fennic"

And for those of you who haven't met Ste in the flesh!!!



Ste truly is a legend, Adders wouldn't be Adders without him!!!
SparrowIcon...23-02-2008 @ 09:24 
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LOL sometimes yer not reetGrin

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