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MattGriff | 'Modern' culture and English | 01-06-2009 @ 09:40 | |
Member 194, 3976 posts | Am I getting old? a music video came on this morning and I did a 'what the smeg' type look when I heard the lyrics. Here they are, to me this sounds like total arse gravy, but is that my age? [Shorty] JME Skepta Wiley Frisco Maximum yeah thatīs BBK Add me to the mix thatīs BBK Canīt forget sam thatīs BBK I see a lot of guys doin this ting but none of them flex like BBK. [Chorus - Skepta] We need some more girls in here (x4) Thereīs too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man. We need some more girls in here (x4) Thereīs too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man. [Wiley] We need some more girls in here Itīs gonna break loose like hell in here when I see a blue cantrall's in here Bare man not enough girls in here Too many man too many many man When i hype unblock them stairs in here No sharp shoes just nike airs in here. [Skepta] Itīs air in here Itīs only 55 pound for a bottle but I donīt wana buy one Iīm looking for a girl but I cant find one Thought it was an Iīm doing it again party But its more like a god forgive me if i bust my 9 one Wiley I told you we should have linked them ministry links Come and finish these drinks and head out Canīt believe I rented a room with a bed out. [Chorus - Skepta] We need some more girls in here (x4) Thereīs too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man. We need some more girls in here (x4) Thereīs too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man. [JME] Some stick up in shorts(?) No high heels just hoods No cleavage just creps About 10 man look like Skeps I see bare guys on the queue and ting The way come like (?) No boring no creps man and man gonna jam behind the decks. [Frisco] I come through like what is it on Skeps heīs my man what is he on I ainīt come here to try merk anybody But forget the hype if its on then its on Iīll dunna mans dance then im gone then im gone Skeng daddy bars when Iīm on when im on I just wanna make a lickle vibe for the galdem Hotel pop off the thong then its on with a lickle bit of hydrate; Dom Perignon Champagne Hennessy not very long we need some more girls in here Couples chantelle's and chanelle's in here So pass me the bitter let me get heavy on buff ting gally rude boy sling it on Theres too many man too many many man Iīll slew any man slew any any man. [Chorus - Skepta] We need some more girls in here (x4) Thereīs too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man. We need some more girls in here (x4) Thereīs too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man Too many man too many many man. Is this type of sudo English normal? I then heard this morning a girl ask one of the lads in the office 'can you borrow me a stapler?' Coupled with phrases like 'Will you learn me' and 'tink' and 'nofink' it seems to get worse. Then to top it all off the double negatives and stupid statements such as 'There ain't none' This is not as many say 'the immigrants' changing our language, this is surely subject of poor nurture by parents and schools? | ||
tonyjb72 | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 09:46 | |
abs by summer 2011? Experts opinions vary Member 290, 2552 posts | I was trying to think of a witty rejoinder to your post Matt, possibly using the poor english to which you referred. Unfortunately, I couldn't bring myself to mutilate our fine language in such a fashion. I agree with you whole heartedly and completely! | ||
Titan_Fury | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 11:22 | |
my owner adds 130kg to my bench Member 586, 219 posts | MattGriff said: Is this type of sudo English normal? I then heard this morning a girl ask one of the lads in the office 'can you borrow me a stapler?' Yeah. Perfectly normal. She's asking to be raped in the ass. | ||
cuntos | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 11:39 | |
old fat fingers needs to find 10kg Member 192, 640 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 245735.0 kgs @ 122.7kgs Eq | Post Edited: 01.06.2009 @ 11:40 AM by cuntos I'm with you on this Matt. If some f**king imbecile were to say to me, "Can you borrow me a stapler?" I would have to leave the room. WILL you lend me a stapler (please)? MAY I borrow a stapler (please)? {or my personal favourite] I'm desirous of fastening together two or more sheets of paper in a semi-permanent fashion. Do you have a device with which I may accomplish this and if so, please may I borrow it for a moment? CAN shouldn't come into it. | ||
goodwinm | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 12:42 | |
a PB is a PB ! Member 539, 1086 posts | Post Edited: 01.06.2009 @ 12:43 PM by goodwinm Not your age mate. It's just a pile of s**t. | ||
Joni | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 12:51 | |
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | language evolves all the time though - within approx 30 generations language should change so much it is pretty much unrecognisable from the old. And with all the modern comms and stuff that time is probably cut down considerably. pisses me off tho when i cant understand a lot of new slang words in finland having lived away for 7+ years now! | ||
fatter_tomorrow | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 13:35 | |
thinner after lockdown Member 594, 4166 posts SQ 100, BP 80, DL 100280.0 kgs @ 120kgs Eq | its bcus yur bare old matt, evan got hip problems and ting now. LOL | ||
martin | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 13:56 | |
Why not just not get fat in the first place? Member 132, 1406 posts SQ 331, BP 200, DL 320851.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 01.06.2009 @ 14:17 PM by martin MattGriff said: [Shorty] I see a lot of guys doin this ting but none of them flex like BBK. I'm not keen on the reference to bodybuilding either. The worlds going gay as well as stupid. | ||
just_t | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 14:15 | |
Mr.Fit Member 164, 5028 posts SQ 170, BP 135, DL 230535.0 kgs @ 84kgs UnEq | whats BBK? | ||
bhamstaff | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 14:20 | |
the best deadlifter, just smaller numbers Member 469, 1131 posts SQ 280, BP 200, DL 320800.0 kgs @ 116kgs UnEq | Joni said: language evolves all the time though - within approx 30 generations language should change so much it is pretty much unrecognisable from the old. And with all the modern comms and stuff that time is probably cut down considerably. pisses me off tho when i cant understand a lot of new slang words in finland having lived away for 7+ years now! hasnt language evolved over time? seems like its degenerating to me. | ||
fatter_tomorrow | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 14:36 | |
thinner after lockdown Member 594, 4166 posts SQ 100, BP 80, DL 100280.0 kgs @ 120kgs Eq | just_t said: whats BBK? boy better know (im from wolverhampton, you pick stuff up from all the black people) | ||
Carl | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 14:37 | |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bbk | ||
just_t | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 14:40 | |
Mr.Fit Member 164, 5028 posts SQ 170, BP 135, DL 230535.0 kgs @ 84kgs UnEq | BIG BLACK COCK or BIG BLACK CAMERA ??? | ||
richards9876 | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 15:19 | |
Still mostly bodybuilding Member 501, 10465 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 250620.0 kgs @ 94kgs UnEq | Me & the girlfriend walked into town last bank holiday monday and ended up getting the bus home. First time i had been on a bus since school which was 9 years ago and now i know why i dont bother. There were two lads sat behind us and the conversation went like this: Lad 1: "Aww yeah man that bird was f**king well reeem" Lad 2: "Yeah she had f**king bonsor tits i would have split her in half" At this point i had to stop listening or i was close to knocking them both out. | ||
Joni | ... | 01-06-2009 @ 15:27 | |
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | bhamstaff said: hasnt language evolved over time? seems like its degenerating to me. aye, i guess it always does - current queens english probably would have sounded vulgar to victorian time folk. Apparently even some egyptian hieroglyphs complained about the unruly youth who use bad language and doesnt respect their elders. Not a new problem! | ||