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MattGriffIcon'Modern' culture and English01-06-2009 @ 09:40 
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Am I getting old? a music video came on this morning and I did a 'what the smeg' type look when I heard the lyrics.

Here they are, to me this sounds like total arse gravy, but is that my age?

[Shorty]
JME Skepta Wiley Frisco Maximum yeah thatīs BBK
Add me to the mix thatīs BBK
Canīt forget sam thatīs BBK
I see a lot of guys doin this ting but none of them flex like BBK.

[Chorus - Skepta]
We need some more girls in here (x4)
Thereīs too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man.

We need some more girls in here (x4)
Thereīs too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man.

[Wiley]
We need some more girls in here
Itīs gonna break loose like hell in here
when I see a blue cantrall's in here
Bare man not enough girls in here
Too many man too many many man
When i hype unblock them stairs in here
No sharp shoes just nike airs in here.

[Skepta]
Itīs air in here
Itīs only 55 pound for a bottle but I donīt wana buy one
Iīm looking for a girl but I cant find one
Thought it was an Iīm doing it again party
But its more like a god forgive me if i bust my 9 one
Wiley I told you we should have linked them ministry links
Come and finish these drinks and head out
Canīt believe I rented a room with a bed out.

[Chorus - Skepta]
We need some more girls in here (x4)
Thereīs too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man.

We need some more girls in here (x4)
Thereīs too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man.

[JME]
Some stick up in shorts(?)
No high heels just hoods
No cleavage just creps
About 10 man look like Skeps
I see bare guys on the queue and ting
The way come like (?)
No boring no creps man and man gonna jam behind the decks.

[Frisco]
I come through like what is it on
Skeps heīs my man what is he on
I ainīt come here to try merk anybody
But forget the hype if its on then its on
Iīll dunna mans dance then im gone then im gone
Skeng daddy bars when Iīm on when im on
I just wanna make a lickle vibe for the galdem
Hotel pop off the thong then its on with a lickle bit of hydrate; Dom Perignon
Champagne Hennessy not very long
we need some more girls in here
Couples chantelle's and chanelle's in here
So pass me the bitter let me get heavy on
buff ting gally rude boy sling it on
Theres too many man too many many man
Iīll slew any man slew any any man.

[Chorus - Skepta]
We need some more girls in here (x4)
Thereīs too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man.

We need some more girls in here (x4)
Thereīs too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man
Too many man too many many man.

Is this type of sudo English normal?

I then heard this morning a girl ask one of the lads in the office 'can you borrow me a stapler?'

Coupled with phrases like 'Will you learn me' and 'tink' and 'nofink' it seems to get worse.
Then to top it all off the double negatives and stupid statements such as 'There ain't none'

This is not as many say 'the immigrants' changing our language, this is surely subject of poor nurture by parents and schools?
tonyjb72Icon...01-06-2009 @ 09:46 
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I was trying to think of a witty rejoinder to your post Matt, possibly using the poor english to which you referred. Unfortunately, I couldn't bring myself to mutilate our fine language in such a fashion. I agree with you whole heartedly and completely! Grin Grin
Titan_FuryIcon...01-06-2009 @ 11:22 
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MattGriff said:
Is this type of sudo English normal?

I then heard this morning a girl ask one of the lads in the office 'can you borrow me a stapler?'


Yeah. Perfectly normal. She's asking to be raped in the ass.
cuntosIcon...01-06-2009 @ 11:39 
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Post Edited: 01.06.2009 @ 11:40 AM by cuntos
I'm with you on this Matt. If some f**king imbecile were to say to me, "Can you borrow me a stapler?" I would have to leave the room.

WILL you lend me a stapler (please)?
MAY I borrow a stapler (please)?
{or my personal favourite]
I'm desirous of fastening together two or more sheets of paper in a semi-permanent fashion. Do you have a device with which I may accomplish this and if so, please may I borrow it for a moment?

CAN shouldn't come into it.
goodwinmIcon...01-06-2009 @ 12:42 
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Post Edited: 01.06.2009 @ 12:43 PM by goodwinm
Not your age mate. It's just a pile of s**t.
JoniIcon...01-06-2009 @ 12:51 
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language evolves all the time though - within approx 30 generations language should change so much it is pretty much unrecognisable from the old.

And with all the modern comms and stuff that time is probably cut down considerably.

pisses me off tho when i cant understand a lot of new slang words in finland having lived away for 7+ years now!
fatter_tomorrowIcon...01-06-2009 @ 13:35 
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its bcus yur bare old matt, evan got hip problems and ting now. LOL
martinIcon...01-06-2009 @ 13:56 
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Post Edited: 01.06.2009 @ 14:17 PM by martin
MattGriff said:
[Shorty]
I see a lot of guys doin this ting but none of them flex like BBK.


I'm not keen on the reference to bodybuilding either. The worlds going gay as well as stupid.
just_tIcon...01-06-2009 @ 14:15 
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whats BBK?
bhamstaffIcon...01-06-2009 @ 14:20 
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Joni said:
language evolves all the time though - within approx 30 generations language should change so much it is pretty much unrecognisable from the old.

And with all the modern comms and stuff that time is probably cut down considerably.

pisses me off tho when i cant understand a lot of new slang words in finland having lived away for 7+ years now!


hasnt language evolved over time? seems like its degenerating to me.
fatter_tomorrowIcon...01-06-2009 @ 14:36 
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just_t said:
whats BBK?


boy better know (im from wolverhampton, you pick stuff up from all the black people)
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just_tIcon...01-06-2009 @ 14:40 
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richards9876Icon...01-06-2009 @ 15:19 
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Me & the girlfriend walked into town last bank holiday monday and ended up getting the bus home.

First time i had been on a bus since school which was 9 years ago and now i know why i dont bother.

There were two lads sat behind us and the conversation went like this:

Lad 1: "Aww yeah man that bird was f**king well reeem"
Lad 2: "Yeah she had f**king bonsor tits i would have split her in half"

At this point i had to stop listening or i was close to knocking them both out.
JoniIcon...01-06-2009 @ 15:27 
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bhamstaff said:
hasnt language evolved over time? seems like its degenerating to me.


aye, i guess it always does - current queens english probably would have sounded vulgar to victorian time folk.

Apparently even some egyptian hieroglyphs complained about the unruly youth who use bad language and doesnt respect their elders. Not a new problem! Grin

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