Chaotic Strongman Training
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| chaos |  | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 13:19 |
 An amazing human being Member 2047, 17156 posts SQ 262.5, BP 170, DL 300732.5 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Well first sesh back out in the desert and today has literally been a s**t day!!! Had my medical out here and it involved handing over a stool sample! Now I've not been very well over the past 2 days and the pot was the size of a childs tumbler so I had no feckin idea how I was going to get anything in it a) without covering myself in s**t and b) without covering everywhere else in s**t! Managed a semi-solid pooh that smelled so bad even Sadam would've deemed it a step to far for a WMD! Decided I was going to try and aim it down side of toilet and scrape it in but unfortunatley it came out with such vengance it went straight into pan, I was now stuck as to how I was going to get it in the pot without delving my hand into satans manure! Decided only way to do it was to get one of my nice new (well new to me it secondhand) slotted spoon and scoop it out! Got it nicely in the pot and proceeded to put the lid on, now this was no ordinary lid it had a little plastic stirrer attached so when I screwed it on it proceeded to churn my already sloppy pooh into something akin to a Costa mochachino except you wouldn't go near this one. It was at this point I nearly vommed (I was already gipping anywya) but this was just too much! Anyway my driver arrived and with poo in tub in a bag in a brown envelope off I went to the medical centre. Now much of Riyadh is a building site with construction going on everywhere, but I never expected the middle of the medicl centre to be a building site, but it was! I had to go through to go from having my blood test and dropping off my droppings to get my chest xray! What a f**kin weird place! ANyway to top it off my dodgy guts returned and I managed to hold on for the 30 min drive back to compound before I filled myslef! This has lasted most of the afternoon although I have now been bog free for 40 minutes! So after all that I still decided to train! Deads bar x loads 60 x 10 100 x 5 140 x 5 180 x 5 220 x 5 240 x 5 - 5th one was tng because i needed a pooh break - desperately! 260 x2f3 + 1 - failed the third, so had a 15 second breather to reset myself then pulled it! Guts giving me grief so left it there, anyway nice gentle session to get me back into it! TTFN | ||
| AndyCoupe | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 13:22 |
 His levers get the bar up. Member 2919, 8635 posts SQ 195, BP 127.5, DL 225547.5 kgs @ 77kgs UnEq | Ha ha nice one John, solid write up  Deads look a lot better too | ||
| Ben_F | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 13:28 |
 vegetarian with a big deadlift - who would have thought... Member 340, 13300 posts SQ 315, BP 190, DL 350855.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq | Nice deads, bad guts! | ||
| slimsim | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 13:39 |
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6051 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | That's some of the funniest s**t (pun intended) that I've read in a long time!! I think you're mental lifting, especially deads, with a dodgy stomach.....all that straining with a twitching sphincter is never a good combo. Were you secretly hoping to s**t yourself?!!! | ||
| rossphillips | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 13:41 |
 Get to a kyro mate. Member 2268, 4659 posts SQ 250, BP 190, DL 272.5712.5 kgs @ 104kgs Eq | Nice deads weasel dick | ||
| JC | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 16:08 |
 technical retard Member 172, 36827 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 335850.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | slimsim said:That's some of the funniest s**t (pun intended) that I've read in a long time!! x2...great story lol | ||
| brownbear | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 16:11 |
 Morrisons - rump - 7£ Member 2206, 11578 posts SQ 228, BP 150, DL 260638.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | lol good read and nice deads, all them 5s no wonder you nearly s**t yourself your bodys never tried so hard in its life | ||
| ianakajohn | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 21:37 |
 Member 4188, 2081 posts SQ 205, BP 135, DL 250590.0 kgs @ 94.5kgs UnEq | Lol | ||
| PeteHodgson | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 21:43 |
 Has little understanding of the sugden Member 677, 11338 posts SQ 165, BP 125, DL 220510.0 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | Ha ha ha | ||
| Benvie | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 21:57 |
 embarrasingly poor bench Member 2684, 4043 posts SQ 240, BP 135, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | Looks like a solid first session back mate. | ||
| dr_hazbun | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 22:08 |
tabbouleh and fattoush salads were very refreshing Member 267, 8548 posts SQ 220, BP 165, DL 250635.0 kgs @ 90kgs Eq | Haha very funny! | ||
| WILLSAN | | ... | 19-03-2013 @ 22:19 |
 Trump will get another four years Member 126, 16708 posts SQ 160, BP 110, DL 225495.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | | ||
| chaos | | ... | 20-03-2013 @ 06:43 |
An amazing human being Member 2047, 17156 posts SQ 262.5, BP 170, DL 300732.5 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Quick update, my 1st proper day in work! Went out last night got ruined and was late in this morning! What a start  | ||
| ianakajohn | | ... | 20-03-2013 @ 07:02 |
Member 4188, 2081 posts SQ 205, BP 135, DL 250590.0 kgs @ 94.5kgs UnEq | chaos said:Quick update, my 1st proper day in work! Went out last night got ruined and was late in this morning! What a start Oh john you big silly  | ||
| chaos | | ... | 21-03-2013 @ 14:02 |
An amazing human being Member 2047, 17156 posts SQ 262.5, BP 170, DL 300732.5 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Another quick update, just bought a car! Will post pics up later but its a 5.7l v8 dodge Durango 4x4 | ||
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