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FAT_SAMIcon...21-03-2012 @ 21:17 
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more like 'FAT TROLL'
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I'd actually rather smash Carol Vorderman than Jessica Alba. I'm not a huge fan of that 'American dream' type of girl, way overrated Tongue I'd take a MILF with a hot british accent over that any day of the week!
FazcIcon...21-03-2012 @ 21:19 
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Since this is turning into my kind of thread. This is for my fellow PORNOISSEURS!

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brownbearIcon...21-03-2012 @ 21:20 
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FAT_SAM said:I'd actually rather smash Carol Vorderman than Jessica Alba. I'm not a huge fan of that 'American dream' type of girl, way overrated Tongue I'd take a MILF with a hot british accent over that any day of the week!


This
FazcIcon...21-03-2012 @ 21:20 
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FAT_SAM said:I'd actually rather smash Carol Vorderman than Jessica Alba. I'm not a huge fan of that 'American dream' type of girl, way overrated Tongue I'd take a MILF with a hot british accent over that any day of the week!


On the one hand you got Vorders, on the other you got Alba... Now put your hands together!
Chris_LIcon...21-03-2012 @ 23:24 
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Id tap that Happy
deleted2_20210523Icon...22-03-2012 @ 08:50 
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FazcIcon...22-03-2012 @ 08:53 
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Post Edited: 22.03.2012 @ 08:54 AM by Fazc
kirkynick said:She has aged a little though...


Like some fine wine.
brownbearIcon...22-03-2012 @ 09:03 
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kirkynick said:It's good to know that our health and well being will be in the trusted hands of Brownbear in the future (He's going to be a doctor don't you know). He'll be having it away with the MILF staff nurses I bet ya.

I'd smash Carol! She has aged a little though...


i swear you expect me to be a boring f**ker just cause im going to be a doctor!
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brownbearIcon...22-03-2012 @ 10:02 
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kirkynick said:It's good to know that our health and well being will be in the trusted hands of Brownbear in the future (He's going to be a doctor don't you know). He'll be having it away with the MILF staff nurses I bet ya.

I'd smash Carol! She has aged a little though...


and your health won't be.... yours is in comrade boris adamov borisyaev's hands.....
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IrishMarcIcon...22-03-2012 @ 10:19 
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I'd knock the back end off vorderman.
DanIcon...22-03-2012 @ 12:35 
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Her replacement, Rachel Riley, is far more up my street.
However, I should point out that I adore my current girlfriend, so for the time being Rachel Riley is safe. And Cheryl Cole.
HarryIcon...22-03-2012 @ 17:45 
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She has a better body than a lot of women half her age.

When I look at many young women these days all I can say is "wtf are they gonna be like in 10/20 years time?"

Roll-Eyes

Muffin tops today, fat monoliths in the future.
shortandmightyIcon...22-03-2012 @ 19:27 
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Dan said:Her replacement, Rachel Riley, is far more up my street.
However, I should point out that I adore my current girlfriend, so for the time being Rachel Riley is safe. And Cheryl Cole.


As ABOVE but obviously without the bit about your girlfriend.

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