Inspirational poo's

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little_a		Inspirational poo's	18-10-2007 @ 12:18
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Not really my thing but would anyone put themselves down as a exhibitionist poo-er. Chatting to various people, everyone seems to know someone who gets off on leaving hidden treasures for people to stumble upon. One guy I work with was in a climbing club with a guy who was a self confessed "schatological fetishist" and commonly carried an exhibit around in a bucket during climbs. I find myself having to remain quiet during conversations at work. Do I know any such people?

Rob		...	18-10-2007 @ 12:31
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205 497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator	The funniest poo story I have is when we were on a trip to France during school. Someone laid a few big turds in the lads toilet/bathroom area on the floor - and nobody knew who done it. Accusations were being thrown everywhere and the teachers were aghast that somebody from this seemingly well behaved school could have done it. People began to wonder if someone from one of the other schools had sneaked in and laid it. Then a lad came out of one of the cubicles with stains on his shorts and was going on about how there was no bog roll. Seems during a desperate cubicle transfer he just had to do it on the floor. He still denies it to this day, despite all the evidence.

Thing		...	18-10-2007 @ 12:32
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290 770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq	now thas really in wrong as the saying goes "If it brown flush it down"

buzz		...	18-10-2007 @ 12:38
Go ! go ! team strengthshop !!! Member 18, 5295 posts SQ 185, BP 130, DL 230 545.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq	Rob - your story is like a South Park episode - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce Thankfully we now have DNA to expose such mischiefs!! I once 'broke' into an empty apartment on holiday, and tried to take a s**t in a frying pan. My mate was there, and had his arse hanging over the balcony trying to let one go. Unfortunately, neither of us could perform under pressue, and there was no messy outcome. Kind of half a story I know...

little_a		...	18-10-2007 @ 12:40
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Originally posted by buzz... and tried to take a s**t in a frying pan. Wernt you scared of getting your sheriffs badge spit on?

buzz		...	18-10-2007 @ 12:44
Go ! go ! team strengthshop !!! Member 18, 5295 posts SQ 185, BP 130, DL 230 545.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq	Originally posted by little_a... Wernt you scared of getting your sheriffs badge spit on? No fear! It's part of the rush which comes from being an extreme s**ttist.

shal		...	18-10-2007 @ 13:22
Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts	I told Andy this earlier. Someone has pooed in the ladies toilet today, not uncommon I know, however this 'person' has gone into the cubicle, shut the door and decided to squat behind the door and proceeded to answer the call of nature. Result.. a big pile of poo on the floor just as you go onto the toilets. Apparently someone last year pooed in the bin of the ladies, where the dirty hand towels go...... Needless to say our cleaner is not a happy lady.....


Titch		...	18-10-2007 @ 13:28
One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts	People being messy with st and piss is a pet gripe of mine. Leave the fking bathroom/toilet in the same clean state that you found it in!

little_a		...	18-10-2007 @ 13:34
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Originally posted by Titch... People being messy with st and piss is a pet gripe of mine. Leave the fking bathroom/toilet in the same clean state that you found it in! Wuss

Wigan		...	18-10-2007 @ 20:39
a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6844 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250 637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq	I work in an office off around 700 respectable civil servants but a couple of years back there was a spate of demonic stting and other toiletry extravaganzas in the ladies loo's that left them in a right two and eight. These started off with stes on the floor, prgressing to it smeared on the toilet seat, and later on still smeared on the walls and door. The series of poo-foolery culminated in a used tampax being apparently swung around the cubicle spattering tt blood all over the place and then the tampax being left on the floor like a disembowelled mouse!!! This led to all 400ish women in the office being herded off in groups for a good talking to by the office manager. fking hilarious few months, women were feared of going for a piss / dump in case they were accused of being the phantom!!!!!

purplepaul		...	18-10-2007 @ 21:33
has free and readily available gothic porn Member 29, 1088 posts SQ 1, BP 100, DL 200 301.0 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq	I know a lad that st in the sink in the McDonalds on oxford st in manchester becasue we said he wouldn't. some poor fker on £3ph had to clean up that bad boy lol

EDCLARKE		...	18-10-2007 @ 22:05
not particularly well educated Member 85, 10990 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260 560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq	my brother shat on the front path of my parents house once because he was to pissed to unlock the front door , worst thing about it was the bas*d left it there and went to bed,my dad still talks about the time one of us left the front gate open and "some fking dog stted on the front path and your mother had to clear it up" and it must have happened nearly 20 years ago!I thought it was a dog untill about 3 years ago when he finally fessed up ! ED: " do you remember that time a dog did a massive st on our path" BROTHER; " it was'nt a dog"

Tony		...	18-10-2007 @ 22:13
Is partial to the odd bender. Member 6, 10239 posts SQ 280, BP 192.5, DL 317.5 790.0 kgs @ 102kgs Eq	Originally posted by buzz... Rob - your story is like a South Park episode - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce Thankfully we now have DNA to expose such mischiefs!! I once 'broke' into an empty apartment on holiday, and tried to take a st in a frying pan. My mate was there, and had his arse hanging over the balcony trying to let one go. Unfortunately, neither of us could perform under pressue, and there was no messy outcome. Kind of half a story I know... There must be something about frying pans. I once went to a party at a college mates house. By the end of the night everyone was pretty fked and started crashing out in the living room. I took his mums largest frying pan out of the cupboard and dropped one of the largest logs ever into it. I left the frying pan in the middle of thae table and f**ked off home.

Rob		...	18-10-2007 @ 22:24
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205 497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator	This thread is hilarious. The dark, dark habits about Sugden's s**tters are revealed!!! In Australia it's custom to just do it in the sea when you're at the beach.. so my mate said (and did) anyway.

Alex		...	18-10-2007 @ 23:32
Picca Boo Member 16, 1204 posts SQ 140, BP 130, DL 200 470.0 kgs @ 77kgs UnEq	I knew this tt at Uni with a ridiculous modified car, he used to wear a muscle vest when going out and generally thought he was the business. Every one of my mates hated him so one night we were all heavily drunk and stoned, and I climbed onto his bonnet and took a large crap in the middle of it. Someone else pissed on his windscreen. My friend also made a huge, messy turd in a take-away tray, and left it under the stairs of my halls, the whole staircase reeked of st for weeks until somebody found it. Oh what it would be like to be 17 again. Lol.

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