The Thread of Hate
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| little_a |  | ... | 21-05-2009 @ 13:31 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | just_t said: so thats what i could taste the other night when i was eating the poon Respect! Hope you dont plan on competed in a tested fed anytime soon? Mrs T's well on the banned list. | ||
| Tannhauser | | ... | 21-05-2009 @ 23:55 |
 fighting woo with woo Member 206, 1491 posts SQ 227.5, BP 165, DL 260652.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | MattGriff said: I also hate Wolverhampton and having to travel here a few times a week for work, I am brummie as they come, but even I can't get my head around the black country jargon 'Yam been going to lunch?' wtf!!!! I have indeed been going to lunch, are you trying to decipher if I am about to go to lunch at this time? Speak English f**kwit! Excellent. I was raised in West Bromwich, arr.  The Gornal accent is incredible. Scientists have had more success in communicating with dolphins than people from Gornal. As someone once put it to me, " The Midlands: three million people sharing a speech impediment". | ||
| Tannhauser | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 00:07 |
fighting woo with woo Member 206, 1491 posts SQ 227.5, BP 165, DL 260652.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | I hate the increasing trend of using the word 'electrocuted' to mean 'a nasty electric shock' instead of employing its correct usage of 'being executed or accidentally killed by an electric current'. For example, "I got electrocuted twice last week by that dishwasher". No, you dopey c**t, you were NOT electrocuted. You are sadly still in the land of the living, where you continue to mutilate the English language with your lazy malapropisms. It drives me f**king nuts. | ||
| lil_lee | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 01:22 |
anti-social, except when needs help to put suit on Member 607, 2803 posts | Tannhauser said: MattGriff said: As someone once put it to me, " The Midlands: three million people sharing a speech impediment". FANTASTIC!!! | ||
| tonyjb72 | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 09:22 |
 abs by summer 2011? Experts opinions vary Member 290, 2552 posts | I hate people who use phrases such as "lazy malapropisms" without regard for us thick f**kers who have to look that up... | ||
| MattGriff | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 09:30 |
 Member 194, 3976 posts | I hate super skinny borderline malnourished lads, with super tight hoodies on and super loose joggers (presumably as there PB squat is there elderly neighbours TV) Whiter than white trainers with a ciggy hanging out of their gob, and the peak of thier baseball cap suitably bent so that it allows maximum exhalation by producing a mini venturi throat. What I hate is them walking down the street, swinging their arms back and forth like they have no shoulder joints while performing a parl limping part bent legged walk eyeballing as many women and equally small or appearing intimidated guys as possible. Then when they purposely bang into a woman carrying a bag and throw abuse at her. What I do love mind is being the next person on the street and accidentally blindsiding the little chavvy bas***d, and then offering to help him up by picking him off the floor to his feet and advising him to 'Watch where he is going' in as polite a manner as possible. Then watching his walk change for a few steps before revering to his limp armed swagger. Its the little victories that keep me sn***ering narf narf | ||
| Lurkio | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 11:05 |
 as deep as his fat little body will allow Member 265, 4173 posts SQ 222.5, BP 142.5, DL 235600.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Loved that one Matt. | ||
| youngy | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 11:15 |
 crushed the generals chance of 6th place Member 588, 5477 posts SQ 200, BP 100, DL 200500.0 kgs @ 84kgs UnEq | tonyjb72 | ||
| goodwinm | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 16:04 |
 a PB is a PB ! Member 539, 1086 posts | Buses Smokers on buses Chavs on buses Chavs smoking on buses Chavs smoking with loud music on buses Chavs smoking with loud music and rapping on buses. Bargain shops like Poundland, Poundworld, Poundplanet and poundpond. Beach sand (apart from using it for sandbags) People who use irony in the wrong context. Curl Jockeys Curl Jockeys in the squat rack Curl jockeys in the squat rack curling with only the bar for sets The main ones that spring to mind but i'm sure I will post again when something gets on my tits. | ||
| Pompy | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 16:51 |
 My opinions have run their course Member 694, 3112 posts | i hate people on trains who keep banging my f#ckin shoulder because i have an aisle seat. pissed up stag do chav t**ts, blokes snoring near me, people who keep asking if anyone is sat there. . . My bag is sat there until a fit girl asks it to move so jog on pikey. | ||
| mishima | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 18:29 |
 pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | tonyjb72 said: I hate people who use phrases such as "lazy malapropisms" without regard for us thick f**kers who have to look that up... That's where being a latin comes useful! Love that one MattG! | ||
| Martin1956 | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 18:38 |
 Old Age Presser Member 75, 7743 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | Actually I'm not sure that 'electrocuted' is a malapropism. It's misuse of a word ok, but not the type of thing that Mrs Malaprop would say... | ||
| goodwinm | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 20:11 |
a PB is a PB ! Member 539, 1086 posts | Got another one. I hate MP's and their ridiculous expense claims! | ||
| Tannhauser | | ... | 22-05-2009 @ 20:54 |
fighting woo with woo Member 206, 1491 posts SQ 227.5, BP 165, DL 260652.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Martin1956 said: Actually I'm not sure that 'electrocuted' is a malapropism. It's misuse of a word ok, but not the type of thing that Mrs Malaprop would say... How dare you! Well I say it's an absurd misuse of a word to unintentional comic effect. I'm afraid that I must discount the fact that Mrs. Malaprop wouldn't have said it on the grounds that this would prove you correct. I hate it when sharp-witted observers point out ironies in my beautifully constructed rants. | ||
| MattGriff | | ... | 05-03-2010 @ 10:31 |
Member 194, 3976 posts | I hate the many many ladies in my office that are on diets and keep informing me I am eating too much - we all know that is not possible! | ||