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RobIconDungeon Crew in Lat Crisis11-02-2008 @ 10:19 
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Shocking pictures from the Scotlands Strongest Man Qualifier are starting to do the rounds on the internet, revealing that there is a 'lat development' crisis amongst the Dungeon crew - this became evident when Rob 'Toothpick' Bethell was pictured seated next to them with a far superior lat sweep and more prominent rear deltoids.

http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/uploads/1202724542.jpg

When questioned about this, Toothpick said that he was pleased this his hush-hush 'Barndoor Back' Operation was starting to pay dividends, though he also mumbled something about being 40kg weaker on deadlift and 200kg weaker on the squat than the dungeon crew.

It is thought that by the time Toothpick reaches the strength levels of the Dungeon pair (in 2025 assuming regular deloads), his back will be so wide that Sparrow will have to extend the size of Dungeon simply so that Rob's lats can fit in it.

Hayden was also asked to comment, but unfortunately was still half asleep - muttering something about polytech students only going into lectures once a month.

Fat pete was asked to comment, but refused to put forward his opinion because Sugden has too many bad associations for too many people.

Little A was asked to comment, but was busy watching Russian teen porn.

Martin Flett was asked to comment, but was out walking the dogs.

Rick was asked to comment, but was in the middle of a class telling his students how much he benched.

Boar was asked to comment, but had changed his mobile number without telling anyone.

Joni was asked to comment, but was busy explaining his self-decided working hours to his boss.

Olly was asked to comment, but isn't allowed to make personal calls during working hours.

Millsy was asked to comment, but was in the storeroom measuring his quads during break.
JoniIcon...11-02-2008 @ 10:26 
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LOL!

have to admit, i had to move the seat away from you because your lat spread was too wide and i started getting back aches leaning too much to one side.

hayden, count your blessings for being such a lazy bas***d that you bailed out, no way you would have fit in the backseat with toothpick.

ROWS TONIGHT AT ADDERS!
CuddlesIcon...11-02-2008 @ 10:31 
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Operation Barndoor is old skool. Never fails.
RickIcon...11-02-2008 @ 11:50 
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Wasn't in the middle of a class, as I have been on holiday since before the comp and for the rest of the week.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
SparrowIcon...11-02-2008 @ 18:05 
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I thought I was reading MT2 for a minute there.

I'm sad to say it's true. You have bigger lats as well as bigger legs than me. But don't worry. The Fat Rob diet starts soon so I can pack on some quality mass like you did. Then I have the option of getting shredded, like you have. Then we'll do another comparison to see if I'm as big as you.
CarlIcon...11-02-2008 @ 18:10 
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rob, i dont appreciate you stealing my material on my youtube account

Wink Grin
RobIcon...12-02-2008 @ 11:39 
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Awesome to hear you are getting on the milk Millsy, hopefully it will help that little bald patch in the photo grow back. Have you been in the storeroom yet? I am impressed with Joni's hair, it is going very strong.

Carl. I can't think of anything funny to say. Sorry to disappoint. Angry
little_aIcon...12-02-2008 @ 12:03 
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Rob said:
Awesome to hear you are getting on the milk Millsy, hopefully it will help that little bald patch in the photo grow back.


f**k me he has... he's got a ...
Barm cake

Bulls ring

slice of Spam

Double crown



... Ladies and Gents, Millsies going f**king BALD
JoniIcon...12-02-2008 @ 12:05 
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f**k ME!!!

I can see that now, WTF!!!
little_aIcon...12-02-2008 @ 12:10 
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Joni said:
f**k ME!!!

I can see that now, WTF!!!


He looks very 'WIGAN' until you notice it, but once the truth is out you realise that Boltons premier strongman is turning into Yule f**king Bryner.

"Shall we dance?"
CuddlesIcon...12-02-2008 @ 12:37 
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Lol, im surprised you guys havent noticed this before!

Millsy uses his floppy hair to cover his ever growing bald spot.

He knows that a combover is inevitable.
little_aIcon...12-02-2008 @ 13:41 
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Mrs Mills is a fair bit shorter than Jon too. I bet he already goes into another room to tie his shoelaces so she wont see.

Kids arnt dumb either. They may be small, but they catch on soon enough. "Excuse me sir" will soon be replaced by "Oiy, baldie"
RobIcon...12-02-2008 @ 14:00 
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Millsy admit it, DHEA isn't it!!
little_aIcon...12-02-2008 @ 14:17 
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Rob said:
Millsy admit it, DHEA isn't it!!


DHEA makes you BOLD in the gym Rob, not Bald.

Besides Jon will have the sense to realise that hair makes you weak, and ultimately leads to heart desease
RobIcon...12-02-2008 @ 14:22 
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If you do a 300 jerk out of the rack tomorrow Millsy, then there is no question in my mind. 10 more weeks and you will do 400, it's all technique. Unless a suit does it for you.

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