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| Wayne_Cowdrey |  | Another supermarket thread | 27-10-2010 @ 13:20 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22059 posts | When I'm not rampaging around like The Hulk (I'm getting better!), I like to see what people have got in their trolleys and then have a look at their physical state of health. There's a clear link... Trolley full of crisps/cakes/fizzy drinks/biscuits = bad skin/excess flab! When I'm not too angry to think about it, I'm almost proud to load all my fruit etc onto the conveyor belt... on display for all to see! Anyone else do this, or am I exhibiting further abnormal behaviour?  | ||
| Col_Austin | | ... | 27-10-2010 @ 13:24 |
99.8 340/220/335 895 Member 1002, 1560 posts | Post Edited: 27.10.2010 @ 13:25 PM by Col_Austin Wayne_Cowdrey said: When I'm not rampaging around like The Hulk (I'm getting better!), I like to see what people have got in their trolleys and then have a look at their physical state of health. There's a clear link... Trolley full of crisps/cakes/fizzy drinks/biscuits = bad skin/excess flab! When I'm not too angry to think about it, I'm almost proud to load all my fruit etc onto the conveyor belt... on display for all to see! Anyone else do this, or am I exhibiting further abnormal behaviour? I'm not sure there is a clear link. Do you really think you look like you don't eat crisps/cakes/fizzy drinks/biscuits or have any excess flab? I train with a few guys who are in awesome physical condition and eat nothing but Burger King. | ||
| Carl | | ... | 27-10-2010 @ 13:31 |
 Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | but col, we havent trained yet? | ||
| little_a | | Supermarkets are sexy | 27-10-2010 @ 14:04 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | The average man will spend almost 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women. That adds up to 259 hours - almost 11 days - each year, making a total 11 months and 11 days between the ages of 18 and 50. But researchers found that the males of the species are not the only ones admiring the opposite sex as women sneak a peek at six men for just over 20 minutes a day, on average. That adds up to almost six months spent admiring men from afar between the ages of 18 and 50. Mark Ireland, spokesman for Kodak Lens Vision Centres, which carried out the poll, said: "Men are renowned for looking at women but it's interesting to find out exactly how long they spend eyeing girls up. Most stop way before the vinegar strokes. "A year of their life is a long time to spend with their eyes fixed on the opposite sex. But it has to be better than being one of those sad bas***ds who minces round checking out the contents of peoples trolleys "However, men have their work cut out if they are going to impress a woman as they spend half the amount of time gazing at guys." The poll of 3,000 people revealed the supermarket as the location for the most ogling, followed by a pub and nightclub. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/ma... Women rely on the traditional "ogling hotspots" with pubs or bars their most popular locations. But whilst the majority of men and women feel flattered at being gazed at, guys are more likely to enjoy it with 19 per cent saying it makes them feel happy, compared to just nine per cent of women. Instead, 16 per cent of girls are just left feeling uncomfortable, while 20 per cent say it embarrasses them. Over 40 per cent of women stated eyes as the first attraction whilst the same amount of men admitted their eyes were immediately drawn to a women's figure, tits in particular. But more than half of Brits have also been left red-faced after being caught looking at someone. The other half dont care. A third have ended up arguing with their partner over their roving eye, with one in 10 have even split up with a partner because of it. The staring has worked for some with 35 per cent of Brits saying they started a relationship with someone they eyed-up. The study also found that more than a third of Brits would miss being able to admire the opposite sex if they couldn't see, whilst another 71 per cent would miss their partner's face. And 61 per cent of people are worried about their eyesight fading. Despite this, two thirds admit they don't prioritise the health of their eyes, and 38 per cent haven't had their eyes tested for over two years. Top five spots men look at women: supermarket; pub/bar; nightclub; work; shops. Top five places women look at men: pub/bar; shops; on public transport; supermarket; work. | ||
| Lupus_McCancer | | ... | 27-10-2010 @ 21:10 |
skating on thin ice Member 1690, 94 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 240610.0 kgs @ 120kgs UnEq | http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll119/will_san/IMG_0696.jpg come on now... | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 27-10-2010 @ 22:37 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22059 posts | Lupus_McCancer said: come on now... Ha ha! A picture of health! | ||
| davycummings | | ... | 27-10-2010 @ 23:04 |
 he's got betty davis eyes Member 1684, 6001 posts SQ 250, BP 186, DL 291727.0 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | I wonder if its only people with healthy trolleys that look at other peoples shopping, or if the ones with a trolley full of crisps and biscuits look at others and make judgements too? I tend to agree that the people that look in poor health often have complete crap in their trolley. I would like to look at women in the supermarket, but there are not many worth looking at. I just fill my trolley with reduced price goods and get out as quick as I can | ||
| Col_Austin | | ... | 28-10-2010 @ 12:46 |
99.8 340/220/335 895 Member 1002, 1560 posts | http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/21D71862-01F7-4766-B672-... | ||
| garrold | | ... | 28-10-2010 @ 12:58 |
 Member 746, 722 posts SQ 180, BP 120, DL 222.5522.5 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq | Just spat soup all over the laptop! | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 28-10-2010 @ 14:07 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22059 posts | garrold said: Just spat soup all over the laptop! Why is this place crawling with Austin admirers?  | ||
| JC | | ... | 28-10-2010 @ 14:17 |
 technical retard Member 172, 36827 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 335850.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | I have children, therefore my trolley has lots of chocolate, biscuits, crisps etc A couple of treats a day doesn't do anyone any harm! | ||
| little_a | | ... | 28-10-2010 @ 14:30 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Wayne_Cowdrey said: Why is this place crawling with Austin admirers? I dont think it is mate. He's a pisstaker, and often a funny one IMO. Try and lighten up a touch dude and not put fuel on any fires. It's only an internet forum mostly made up of fat gay c**ts.  | ||
| danbaseley | | ... | 28-10-2010 @ 15:24 |
 A member for 10 years and still no mouldy peanuts Member 1252, 4481 posts SQ 160, BP 110, DL 215485.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | That was a genuinely funny picture to juxtapose. I'm not a big Austin fan especially his go-to "humour" of 'You have a small penis and your wife is ugly', but that was really funny. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 28-10-2010 @ 23:44 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22059 posts | little_a said: Wayne_Cowdrey said: Why is this place crawling with Austin admirers? I dont think it is mate. He's a pisstaker, and often a funny one IMO. Try and lighten up a touch dude and not put fuel on any fires. It's only an internet forum mostly made up of fat gay c**ts. I don't know why I keep getting dragged into this. I didn't mind his "humour" (although it was generally dull/tedious) until he took the sinister step of dragging my beloved wife into it. I'm a sensitive/emotional guy and that caused me some upset. I wish someone would explain to me what's so hilarious about anonymously insulting the wife of someone you've never met, because I'm failing to get it. The guy ignored my attempt at making a peace offering. It may only be an internet forum, but it's real people real comments. | ||
| garrold | | ... | 28-10-2010 @ 23:45 |
Member 746, 722 posts SQ 180, BP 120, DL 222.5522.5 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said: Why is this place crawling with Austin admirers? I'm not particularly an "admirer" of Col_Austin, but having said that, the post made by him is one of the funniest I've seen on Sugden. I thought that was the point of the majority of posts in the bulls**t section. Apologies if I upset you by finding something funny and commenting on it. I'm sure if you came out with something equally as funny, Wayne, I'd comment on that too. | ||