random disclosure thread

if i remember rightly the she-hulk makes gains if she works out in human form but banner doesnt have that power for whatever reason

Last christmas at a family party we were playing a quiz where there were 21 questions with the answers all being numbers between 1-21. The question for the answer number 2 was 'In his famous song Rolf Harris had how many little boys?'

My mum piped up with 'Isn't that still being investigated?' and I nearly choked on my pint.

Loal

Random disclosure - I once stole £70 from a guy at a cashpoint, apparently.

I got a bit happy with the clippers, and now I look like a 12 year old boy.

I once (ok, five times, but in one go) caught my scrotum in the clippers.

I once pissed the bed as a kid, then used a kitten to dry the bed off. Edit: Washed the kitten after.

Rico,
I was just dropin the clutch from the Floyd Danny's floyd bell he had rung. Good look dawg!

Ha, right on the money

I was showing off to the women at a golf outting. I was bending nails. The guys were hating it cause I let them try first. A crowd formed.i ate 2 brownies after that. Now I think they poisoned me. Junk food no more. My stupidity for being a show off. My stupidity for eating junk. I feel like writing crazy again. My stomacheeeee

The assimilation of amino acids at that rate is NOT feasible

I enjoy The Hulk's tender moments.

You forgot to also correct my distinct lack of punctuation. 1-1? Also forgot? Forgot to also?

I'm in the middle of this hick town at a KFC now! My kids and their friend are all screaming. I went outside. 2 hicks came out to go to their car. One looked at me. I said lot of kids I have. He said I haaave 6. When he got in his car and he was leaving he said see ya later dummy.

over the past few days iv been reading though all of waynes threads. I think people must go on the "whos online" bit and have a look because a few pages in a usually have a few guests joining me in reading them. Wayne himself was also viewing one about 2 minutes ago

That's a lot of reading! What's your verdict on the overall quality? Do I deserve my reputation? Do you have a favourite?

they are all fantastic and are providing massive amounts of entertainment, much more so than if I was just reading regular sugden.

its funny how what most people would call a "s**t thread" are by far my favourite. Id much rather read a thread about supermarket rage or rescuing snails than most other things.

Thanks for the kind words Jack! My aim is to entertain, but some people get angry. You can't please everyone. The dogs sticking their heads out of car windows and the 1 rep session threads are my personal favourites