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Adam_FIcon...03-03-2013 @ 18:03 
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conventional all the way !
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chinese
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...03-03-2013 @ 18:06 
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'very impressive' ............ 7 years ago.
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I claimed the points on receipts found in a bin.
Funky_monkeyIcon...03-03-2013 @ 18:06 
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1kg of lamb chops is a days wages over here
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Post Edited: 03.03.2013 @ 18:09 PM by Funky_monkey
Time to come clean - seeing as you all admit to doing it at work, I used to do the same all the time. 2 months there, most days were spent wanking. Also did it on my ex when she passed out 4 times in one night (this is not normal for me) and stole her undies.
WiegieboardIcon...04-03-2013 @ 10:32 
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as crimson as my last victims underclothing.....
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Funky_monkey said: it on my ex when she passed out 4 times in one night (this is not normal for me) and stole her undies.


Was she your ex at the time you did it?
WiegieboardIcon...04-03-2013 @ 10:33 
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as crimson as my last victims underclothing.....
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Adam_F said:I just ate a big red candle


LOUD NOISES
drewIcon...04-03-2013 @ 10:58 
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I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich?
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ive been at work for two hours, im at a small geriatric rehab hopsital today and ive not had, nor have any atients pending to be xrayed. so im sat watching the wire, on the 5th series.

i imagine at most today ill have less than an hours work to do, i might have a nap after lunch
TravisFandangoIcon...04-03-2013 @ 12:05 
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I noticed a spunk stain on the suit jacket sleeve of a man who was ******* ** ** **** ** ** **** *** ********* **** ***** ******.
Anyway, needless to say it somewhat marred the experience. Roll-Eyes

I have also played the theme tune to Terry & June in *** ***** ***** ** *******.

*Censored.
WiegieboardIcon...04-03-2013 @ 13:46 
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as crimson as my last victims underclothing.....
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It's the disclosure thread not the censor thread Unhappy
TravisFandangoIcon...04-03-2013 @ 17:27 
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Wiegieboard said:It's the disclosure thread not the censor thread Unhappy


Sorry about that Mr Board, but if I told you the ***** ******** ** *** ******* *** ********* ** *********** **** *'* **** ** ****** **** *** ** *** **** and probably much worse. Unhappy
DanIcon...05-03-2013 @ 14:42 
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Dan is old fashioned.
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Funky_monkey said:[/Also did it on my ex when she passed out 4 times in one night (this is not normal for me) and stole her undies.


One of my exes left some undies at my house when we split up.
Just to piss her off I put them on and wanked in them, then shoved them through her letterbox.
We got back together shortly afterwards - she hadn't realised I was such a deviant while we were together and wanted to play some more.
TravisFandangoIcon...05-03-2013 @ 15:06 
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Dan said:
One of my exes left some undies at my house when we split up.
Just to piss her off I put them on and wanked in them, then shoved them through her letterbox.
We got back together shortly afterwards - she hadn't realised I was such a deviant while we were together and wanted to play some more.


And they say romance is dead. Happy
DanIcon...05-03-2013 @ 20:09 
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Dan is old fashioned.
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TravisFandango said:
And they say romance is dead. Happy


The knack is in knowing which girls to be romantic with, and which ones to bounce off the bedroom walls.
I am still learning Happy
JamieGIcon...05-03-2013 @ 21:03 
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Tom's CNS is better than steroids
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One time at the orthodontics when I was having my braces looked at. About 14 years old.

Anyway I had to have a s**t whilst waiting for my name to be called when I realised they were out of bog roll, there was only 1 toilet too. Panicked before seeing a green hand towel which I used to give my ass a good old wipe before folding it and placing back on the towel rack.

I know this is really quite disgusting but hey it was 7 years ago. (f**k that makes me feel old).
RicoIcon...06-03-2013 @ 16:09 
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Sugdens very own David Dimbleby
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my mate at his work once jizzed into the soap dispenser and didn't tell anybody until he quit
unit94Icon...06-03-2013 @ 16:32 
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what is everyone's fran time?
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Rico said:my mate at his work once jizzed into the soap dispenser and didn't tell anybody until he quit


Lol!

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