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Ross_HarkinsIcon...06-03-2013 @ 17:47 
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Dan said:
One of my exes left some undies at my house when we split up.
Just to piss her off I put them on and wanked in them, then shoved them through her letterbox.
We got back together shortly afterwards - she hadn't realised I was such a deviant while we were together and wanted to play some more.


Hahaha, that's pretty damn funny!but think Rico's mate is the winner.
Funky_monkeyIcon...06-03-2013 @ 17:50 
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Post Edited: 06.03.2013 @ 17:53 PM by Funky_monkey
Wiegieboard said:
Was she your ex at the time you did it?


We split up, saw each other once every couple of days but we were officially split up. She knew I was sleeping in the same bed as her, I just had some urges.

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/nv7evq.jpg[/IMG]

Pretty but a complete nut job.
strengthathleteIcon...08-03-2013 @ 16:22 
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She looks so innocent.

Yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WiegieboardIcon...16-03-2013 @ 11:23 
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Indeed she's hot. Really nice but it always upsets the hot/sanity ratio.

I shouted at 2 of the sports coaches today. 1st time I've ever done that I'm usually a lot more patient than that. Unhappy
JackRevansIcon...16-03-2013 @ 11:28 
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Wiegieboard said:Indeed she's hot. Really nice but it always upsets the hot/sanity ratio.

I shouted at 2 of the sports coaches today. 1st time I've ever done that I'm usually a lot more patient than that. Unhappy


What did they do? Tell us more
WiegieboardIcon...16-03-2013 @ 11:34 
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I was moving some heavy ass awkward s**t through narrow corridors and into a back room and 4 times I asked them to not set up steps, risers and weights trees in the doorway when I was setting up THEIR CLASS. the 5th time I shouted and after that, no more s**t cluttering the doorways when I was trying to move all their s**t both out of and into my studio.
Why did it have to come to me shouting before they'd adhere to the basic health and safety that'd stop me tripping up and having a large pile of metal put me in hospital?
It's always the same with them every Saturday.
WiegieboardIcon...22-03-2013 @ 11:17 
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Post Edited: 22.03.2013 @ 11:18 AM by Wiegieboard
I've never found Angelina Jolie all that attractive. In fact, to me she looks like a paisley junkie.
Edit: I'm sure she's a nice enough lass though.
unit94Icon...22-03-2013 @ 15:12 
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Wiegieboard said:I've never found Angelina Jolie all that attractive. In fact, to me she looks like a paisley junkie.
Edit: I'm sure she's a nice enough lass though.


Same! She looks abit ill to me :P
TravisFandangoIcon...22-03-2013 @ 15:14 
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My random disclosure of the day is that I have no idea who Angelina Jolie is.
Funky_monkeyIcon...26-03-2013 @ 10:28 
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TravisFandango said:My random disclosure of the day is that I have no idea who Angelina Jolie is.


Shame on you!

She played Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, and Mrs Smith in Mr and Mrs Smith.

I quite fancy her. And Christina Hendricks. And Marcia Cross.
TravisFandangoIcon...26-03-2013 @ 11:37 
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Funky_monkey said:
Shame on you!
She played Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, and Mrs Smith in Mr and Mrs Smith.
I quite fancy her. And Christina Hendricks. And Marcia Cross.


I'm not very good at knowing who actors and actresses are. Or pop star ladies and gentlemen.
I'd still do Lorraine Kelly though if that helps my popular culture credentials?
WiegieboardIcon...26-03-2013 @ 11:56 
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TravisFandango said:
I'm not very good at knowing who actors and actresses are. Or pop star ladies and gentlemen.
I'd still do Lorraine Kelly though if that helps my popular culture credentials?


You dirty dog you!

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AppetiteIcon...26-03-2013 @ 12:04 
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Wiegieboard said:I've never found Angelina Jolie all that attractive. In fact, to me she looks like a paisley junkie.
Edit: I'm sure she's a nice enough lass though.


I started being alot more attracted to her when it was revealed how crackers she is. This worries me some what.
WiegieboardIcon...26-03-2013 @ 12:07 
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Appetite said:
I started being alot more attracted to her when it was revealed how crackers she is. This worries me some what.


Same thing happened to my best mate. Be careful bro you don't wanna end up with a problem woman you can't get away from (eg. having Angelina Jolies kid!)
Funky_monkeyIcon...26-03-2013 @ 12:24 
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TravisFandango said:
I'm not very good at knowing who actors and actresses are. Or pop star ladies and gentlemen.
I'd still do Lorraine Kelly though if that helps my popular culture credentials?


Lorraine Kelley isn't too bad, but I'd defintely go for Julia Bradbury (Fiona Bruce was up there too but I've always had a soft spot for Bradbury.)

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