Breaking News: Joni deported!!!
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| Pete |  | Breaking News: Joni deported!!! | 21-09-2007 @ 17:51 |
 has spent time in a modern educational setting Member 47, 1221 posts | A statement released by Greater Manchester Police: "During a raid in the early hours of this morning, we found a 1050kg of JoniBol at the defendant's address. We have been tracking Mr Purmonen for a considerable amount of time as we did not believe that it was possible for a vegan to gain such considerable strength without the assistance of illegal performance enhancing drugs(Editor's note: Two officers have spent several months, undercover, at both Sugden and Adlington). We only realised the potency of the drug when it, last night, emerged that Jonny Mills' wife gained 27kg (yes twenty-seven kilograms) of pure muscle after taking JBI (JoniBol Isolate) for only 6 days. We had no choice but to act immediately. It is with much regret that Mr Purmonen has been deported back to the isolated forests of Finland as the Great British Powerlifting team were hoping to poach him." When asked to comment Mr Purmonen simply stated, 'Aye, continue' For further details check out the main story on BBC News 24!!!! | ||
| Joni | | ... | 21-09-2007 @ 19:57 |
 left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | WTF! LOL!  Aint nobody gonna touch my jonibol!!! | ||
| little_a | | ... | 21-09-2007 @ 20:39 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Originally posted by Pete... Two officers have spent several months, undercover, at both Sugden and Adlington. Believe it or not the under cover officer at Adlington stood out like sore thumb. If you're done investigating can you get him to leave the rest of us alone?  | ||
| Pete | | ... | 21-09-2007 @ 22:19 |
has spent time in a modern educational setting Member 47, 1221 posts | Originally posted by Joni... WTF! LOL! Aint nobody gonna touch my jonibol!!! I was just making a jokish reference to the amount of strength that you seem to have gained this year. Also, considering vegans are supposed to be 10 stone geeks with 9 inch necks, I think it's even more impressive. | ||
| Joni | | ... | 21-09-2007 @ 22:35 |
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | Aye jonibol is a dangerously strong substance [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/veganpower/P8260244.jpg... thanks man, though compared to many of the sugden bas***ds my gains are pretty modest - its just that i make a really big fuss about it, lol! | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 21-09-2007 @ 22:37 |
 memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | omg im going to go buy some postachios, those things are like little balls of happyness. | ||
| Rob | | ... | 21-09-2007 @ 22:40 |
 Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | One of my clients had some "Good Seed" today.. a little keg of sugar coated hemp seeds or something, tasted f**king ace! | ||
| Jonathan | | ... | 21-09-2007 @ 23:15 |
 the Ergbreaker Member 19, 858 posts SQ 190, BP 140, DL 260590.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq | Haha! Classic post! I myself unfortunately fall under the standard vegan stereotype. Only weighing 9 1/2 stone, I struggle to lift up my arm without a solid breakfast of grass and twigs inside me. Long live Jonibol! Jonathan | ||
| badboy007 | | ... | 21-09-2007 @ 23:16 |
Dirty little devil Member 138, 356 posts | LMFAO! | ||
| Pete | | ... | 22-09-2007 @ 09:16 |
has spent time in a modern educational setting Member 47, 1221 posts | Post Edited: 22.09.2007 @ 09:17 AM Actually, there was once a kids TV presenter called JoniBol. Wait a sec...he was called Johnny Ball.  | ||
| Sparrow | | ... | 22-09-2007 @ 13:51 |
 always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 210, BP 167.5, DL 260637.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | LOL or Jonibull (Joni The Bull) | ||