Who's ate turkey today?
Users viewing topic: & 1 Guest
| little_a |  | Who's ate turkey today? | 28-12-2007 @ 12:06 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Little a's nutritional blue bag of goodies is made up of 4 x turkey barmcakes, 1 x slice mandarin cheesecake with cream, 1 x protein shake. Not sure how much more of this I can take. Anyone else completely f**ked off with turkey? | ||
| Sparrow | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 12:23 |
 always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 210, BP 167.5, DL 260637.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | No as I've not had any. I threw the big bird away yesterday as it started to smell (we just kept it on the cooker). I like turkey too  | ||
| little_a | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 12:28 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | jonnymills said: I threw the big bird away yesterday as she started to smell Oh dear  | ||
| Rob | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 12:31 |
 Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | Umm I had it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday but think I might have finished it off last night. There is ham as well but thats gone off already I reckon, the dog can have it. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 12:41 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Rob said: thats gone off already I reckon, the dog can have it. You wicked bas***d. I thought you were a decent bloke too. | ||
| shal | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 12:43 |
 Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts | You will be glad to know And, the dogs are having the rest of ours tonight with their tea, and it's not off, wouldnt dream of giving off meat to our pets. Shame on you Rob....  | ||
| little_a | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 13:34 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | http://www.rspca.org.uk/ yeah. watch it son Did find this on the site. Sure some of these are Sugden members Whilst the majority involve reports of cruelty or requests for help and advice, some of the calls have raised a few eyebrows and chuckles along the way. Here are just a few of the more unusual requests. Can you come and get a fly off a web?" "My fish has lost its balance. It's depressed." Caller has seen a moorhen "acting strangely". "I want to cancel the call... the pig has flown off." "Can you send an officer to bring my litter tray in?" "There's a bee on my wall and it's too cold for it." "Can you come and get a spider out of my Dyson?" "There is a frog in my pond that has swallowed a golf ball." "I have something in my garden, it's either a dog or a horse." "There's a bird sat on my wall. It's my wall and I don't want the bird there." Someone rang up about a 'radioactive squirrel'. It turned out to be an albino. "There is a rather large yellow parrot outside my home, I think it might be a balloon." One caller rang to say he was dressed as a dog and his girlfriend was beating him so he wanted to log a Complaint against her. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 13:54 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | My appologies for the terrible grammar in the title of this thread. It should of course read 'who has eaten turkey today'. Again, humble appologies. Anyway, couple more RSPCA guffaws... Some calls were deceptive. One concerned member of the public rang in about a hedgehog trapped in a basement. It turned out to be a shoe scraper. In another incident an RSPCA inspector attended a call about an injured abandoned dog in a park. On arrival it was found to be a broken umbrella. An elderly lady rang to report a trapped animal in her loft. She could hear noises coming from above. When the animal collection officer attended the animal causing concern turned out to be a low battery in a smoke detector - a common mistake. | ||
| Carl | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 14:31 |
 Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | LOL we had turkey and gammon, so i have been eating loads and loads of gammon | ||
| Sparrow | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 17:36 |
always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 210, BP 167.5, DL 260637.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | "There's a bird sat on my wall. It's my wall and I don't want the bird there." LOL | ||
| Rob | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 18:11 |
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | Now when I said gone off I meant only ever so slightly, had its heyday so to speak, wouldn't give my mate anything properly off  | ||
| Sparrow | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 18:18 |
always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 210, BP 167.5, DL 260637.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | Off is off you tight bas***d. Thanks for the RSPCA link Andy, I'm going lodging a complaint now... | ||
| Rob | | ... | 28-12-2007 @ 18:31 |
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | But if my dog will eat knickers then whats a bit of ham? http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/uploads/1198866682.jpg | ||
| Rick | | ... | 29-12-2007 @ 21:45 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10035 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | No turkey today, just steak and kidney pie. Mmmm. | ||
| marc | | ... | 30-12-2007 @ 07:30 |
 Dancing queenfeel the beat from the tambourine Member 84, 2415 posts SQ 225, BP 170, DL 275670.0 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | hate turkey, give me egypt any day...oh wrong thread sorry | ||