Cant stay for long then I'll turn around and I'm off again.

f**king hell, lying down and pushing weights away from yourself!

Whats next?

A squat suit?

STONES BUZZIN


Tell me you didn`t love it Littler , Go on , TELL ME !!!

Hey, there's no need to get f**king insulting man. LOL.

Funny thing Cleggster, they are almost Lemon Fresh. Some things have a definate feeling of conquering them and others you just do. Yep, they were fun.

Forearms each have a tennis ball sized bruise on them tho, so dont think I've got the form down yet. Graized too, and bald from where the tacky ripped me arm hairs out. Tacky's like a 4th wank. Feels good but not quite what you're used to.

You need to gay up then mate .. get some tape around the forearms man Tubigrip 1st mind you, Ex oly lifters can`t be ripping flesh of the bone man - Its not in our nature as we are more intelligent than these Strongmen ..

Just say NO Littler!

Imagine how the 4th wank feels through masking tape and a piece of bandage?

LOL

I'll consider gaying up then. It'll probably be my tagline by the end of the day anyway. lol. t**ts.



I'm trying to. Stop teasing or at least buy my a drink first.

Who is this Steve ? He used to compete against Morgan he said ..

You know him ?

No.

Men lift conventional not sumo

Men carry their luggage on their back and not drag it behind them on wheels

Men have constanly red raw forarms from stones

no tape!!!!!

Sumo isnt a lift, it's a fat japanese bloke.

men dont carry luggage - EVER! It shows you're poor. Have the butler do it.

Forearms I take your point

tape is a must, especially for thumbs on hook grip, and keeping hostages quiet.

An Irishman went to the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.

For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box '

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said,

'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said,
'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'


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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a Mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?


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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking . We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins? '

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody.'

why would an irishman have dollars?

Who said Muldoon was Irish?

i was on about this bit