Big Z
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| Wiegieboard |  | ... | 06-04-2016 @ 22:26 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said:There once was a man called big Z Who used to compete drug free He took insulina Primobolan and fina And killed the whole strongman scene! 10/10 | ||
| billynomates | | ... | 10-05-2017 @ 21:01 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | Big Z can change height using the power of his will alone | ||
| yiannis |  | ... | 10-05-2017 @ 21:04 |
'Laurel' Member 4532, 484 posts SQ 260, BP 175, DL 270705.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | big z lost his virginity before his dad | ||
| billynomates | | ... | 10-05-2017 @ 21:17 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | yiannis said:big z lost his virginity before his dad  | ||
| BaconWarrior | | ... | 10-05-2017 @ 21:45 |
**INSERT BACON TAGLINE** Member 3502, 1009 posts SQ 240, BP 157.5, DL 275672.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | Big Z can swim on land Big Z's tears can cure any disease. He has never cried. Big Z did CPR on a practice dummy and brought it back to life | ||
| billynomates | | ... | 10-05-2017 @ 21:50 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | Some say his first name really is 'Big'. | ||
| yiannis | | ... | 10-05-2017 @ 22:36 |
'Laurel' Member 4532, 484 posts SQ 260, BP 175, DL 270705.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 10.05.2017 @ 22:41 PM by yiannis In sanya china Big z was bitten by a very poisons cobra! After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Big z can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask big z to give up his favourite Protien shaker! | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 12-05-2017 @ 12:43 |
 403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Big Z can slam revolving doors shut. Big Z can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Big Z once went to karate chop bricks in the USA. He went through the bricks and created the Grand Canyon. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 12-05-2017 @ 12:45 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Big Z's voice doesn't have an echo. It doesn't dare to talk back to Big Z. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 12-05-2017 @ 12:49 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | A brick s**thouse is often referred to as being built like a Big Z. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 12-05-2017 @ 13:31 |
 I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | billynomates said:Big Z can change height using the power of his will alone Absolute ZLOAL! | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 25-05-2017 @ 21:34 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | How much would one pay to attend a seminar hosted by big Z? | ||
| AdamT | | ... | 25-05-2017 @ 21:57 |
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5206 posts | 190.5 cm is 6'5 on Z's tape measure!! | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 25-05-2017 @ 22:48 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | AdamT said:190.5 cm is 6'5 on Z's tape measure!! Brilliant!!! | ||
| AdamT | | ... | 25-05-2017 @ 22:56 |
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5206 posts | The_Lone_Wolf said: Brilliant!!! Most Adults lose two inches when they age. Big Z gains two!! | ||