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MarkClegg01/06/13 @ 09:49
Tom_Martin said:I'm once again back at work.....
Morning Tom .. It's my first experience of this thread, what are the rules .
Trav sent me here claiming he'd beheaded a "Cock" !
Tom_Martin01/06/13 @ 09:50
MarkClegg said:
Morning Tom .. It's my first experience of this thread, what are the rules .
Trav sent me here claiming he'd beheaded a "Cock" !
Morning Tom .. It's my first experience of this thread, what are the rules .
Trav sent me here claiming he'd beheaded a "Cock" !
You're doing it right! Keep it up
Tom_Martin01/06/13 @ 09:54
MarkClegg01/06/13 @ 10:13
Tom_Martin said:Mark are you on holiday? Is it good?
It's bloody awesome ! Butlins Skegness .. My kids are 6 and 4 so it's perfect for them .. Shaun of Clegg is with me and I think he's after banging himself a young mummy !
Its a bit "Phoenix Nights" and I've seen quite a few if these people on Jeremy Kyle BUT I'm a northern scumbag I'm feeling at home here .
Tom_Martin01/06/13 @ 13:09
Very good Mark! Wish him luck!
OK so... we have an old heavily medicated on anti depressants man who is a regular customer and we just sent him to the bank to get some change for the till.
He comes back 10 minutes later and shouts out in a shop full of customers:
"THE BANK WAS SHUT, I HAD TO GET IT FROM BIN LADEN INSTEAD!"
and hands over 40 one pound coins.
I asked him what he was talking about and he shouted again
"BIN LADEN, FROM THE PAKI SHOP ON THE CORNER"
There was nothing to do but laugh.
We dug a little bit deeper, and he claims that he calls the poor proprioter of the corner shop "Bin Laden" all the time, and that he has a good sense of humour, so everything is sort of ok, maybe, but probably not.
OK so... we have an old heavily medicated on anti depressants man who is a regular customer and we just sent him to the bank to get some change for the till.
He comes back 10 minutes later and shouts out in a shop full of customers:
"THE BANK WAS SHUT, I HAD TO GET IT FROM BIN LADEN INSTEAD!"
and hands over 40 one pound coins.
I asked him what he was talking about and he shouted again
"BIN LADEN, FROM THE PAKI SHOP ON THE CORNER"
There was nothing to do but laugh.
We dug a little bit deeper, and he claims that he calls the poor proprioter of the corner shop "Bin Laden" all the time, and that he has a good sense of humour, so everything is sort of ok, maybe, but probably not.
Trav01/06/13 @ 13:39
When I go up to bed I check on the kids every night tuck em in n every now n then while there still asleep I tell em something like "the monkeys are coming!! n there pooing all over the back garden!! Then when they wake I ask em if they have had any monkey or poo related dreams. I change the story from time to time but its always just as obscure!!!
deleted2_2021052301/06/13 @ 13:42
Tom_Martin01/06/13 @ 14:10
Another customer....or rather not a customer just some t**t who happened to be in the shop
"Have you interest in..palm reader?"
"...no......."
"I give you information on future life?"
"....no!"
"Have you interest in..palm reader?"
"...no......."
"I give you information on future life?"
"....no!"
Trav01/06/13 @ 14:23
kirkynick said:... and his daughter!
??? Wtf
Tom I'm coming in to stalybridge in a sec I might call in for half a pint of maggots n my future told n pay on card with cash in my hand just to brighten up ur day haha
Tom_Martin01/06/13 @ 14:26
Trav said:
??? Wtf
Tom I'm coming in to stalybridge in a sec I might call in for half a pint of maggots n my future told n pay on card with cash in my hand just to brighten up ur day haha
??? Wtf
Tom I'm coming in to stalybridge in a sec I might call in for half a pint of maggots n my future told n pay on card with cash in my hand just to brighten up ur day haha
I look forward to it!
Tom_Martin01/06/13 @ 14:27
deleted2_2021052301/06/13 @ 14:56
Tom_Martin01/06/13 @ 15:02
Post Edited: 01.06.2013 @ 15:25 PM by Tom_Martin
I said:Pick me up a couple of sausage rolls from Gregg's on your way?
edit: Thanks Trav!
Trav01/06/13 @ 15:25
Tom_Martin01/06/13 @ 15:28
Trav said:Tom I risked life n limb walking past the piss heads n u had already been!!
I didn't want you to find out, I hoped you'd have read before.....well I ate it anyway and now I'm going to be more massive! I'll bring you a box of Naproxen on Tuesday!
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