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JackRevans28/06/12 @ 19:21
Slugworth said:
Anal c**ts greatest hits?
Anal c**ts greatest hits?
no it was something where you could remotely make out what they were saying, which made it much worse
Slugworth28/06/12 @ 19:25
Peltomaa28/06/12 @ 21:02
brocerslrd28/06/12 @ 21:20
JamieG28/06/12 @ 22:24
Got chased away from my old favorite kebab shop by the owner wielding a big kebab slicer for pissing in the bin outside.
Not tried going back. One of the worker's had an extra finger, strange place.
Not tried going back. One of the worker's had an extra finger, strange place.
Luke_Reynolds28/06/12 @ 22:49
Rodger28/06/12 @ 22:58
slimsim28/06/12 @ 23:01
Rodger said:Currently banned from my own home.
Currently getting pissed in sort of local....
Currently getting pissed in sort of local....
You're out getting pissed in the local pub and you use instead of or even .
You ungrateful swine, what I wouldn't do to be in your shoes!!!!
Rodger28/06/12 @ 23:37
slimsim said:
You're out getting pissed in the local pub and you use instead of or even .
You ungrateful swine, what I wouldn't do to be in your shoes!!!!
You're out getting pissed in the local pub and you use instead of or even .
You ungrateful swine, what I wouldn't do to be in your shoes!!!!
Oh no si, happy im out mate just the fact im hated by my mrs and she thinks im at my parents
slimsim28/06/12 @ 23:46
my missus hates me but I'm skint to can't afford to go out. That's why i have my love affair with Sugdens!!! lol
FAT_SAM28/06/12 @ 23:56
Post Edited: 28.06.2012 @ 23:59 PM by FAT_SAM
Banned from 5 gyms, including one that I used to work as a personal trainer in. The offences range from kicking a collar into a mirror after missing a lift to puking out the back of a gym after a set of 20 rep squats. My most recent ban was a result of me throwing out some mates of the gym owner from the club I work the doors of. Bit unfair given that they were the ones being wa**ers. I can't deny that in my younger days I was a first class ar****le in gyms and used to do all sorts like throw dumbells down and drop deadlifts from lockout and drop bars from overhead after push pressing etc etc. Banned for life from a local cinema where I worked as a kid and had a bit of a falling out with management.
Banned from an amusement arcade for shaking a machine so it dispensed a load of 10pence pieces. I did this when I was 15 or 16 to try and show off to a girl... and, needless to say, I didn't get anywhere with her haha.
Embarassing how much of a c**t I used to be!
anon2019091629/06/12 @ 00:01
Wiegieboard29/06/12 @ 00:03
FAT_SAM said:
Banned from an amusement arcade for shaking a machine so it dispensed a load of 10pence pieces. I did this when I was 15 or 16 to try and show off to a girl... and, needless to say, I didn't get anywhere with her haha.
Banned from an amusement arcade for shaking a machine so it dispensed a load of 10pence pieces. I did this when I was 15 or 16 to try and show off to a girl... and, needless to say, I didn't get anywhere with her haha.
Ahhahaha! Some gypsies chased me with sticks for doing the exact same thing when I was 14. Good thing I could run like the f**king wind hehe
Wiegieboard29/06/12 @ 00:17
TravisFandango said:
Did you manage to fathom any particular reason why they were arming themselves with biblical weaponry prior to being banned?
Psycho Christians obsessed with slings is a new subculture to me and one that quite frankly intrigues.
Did you manage to fathom any particular reason why they were arming themselves with biblical weaponry prior to being banned?
Psycho Christians obsessed with slings is a new subculture to me and one that quite frankly intrigues.
They were all no shoes hippie motherf**kers or bible contortionists who really didn't seem to love thy neighbour. God fearing types. I picked up slinging because I can throw a rock like a motherf**ker with one. I get the impression that they were doing it for some Christian connection to a long dead farmer. They used to talk about stuff like using it in a modern war scenario against "the insurgents" etc. Typical American lunatics.
There were a few decent lads there too, most of whom weren't from america and came from pllaces like spain where people treat it as a proper sport and not some kind of religious ritual. I recently visited a place in spain named after the sling but it wasn't like the old videos I saw att all.
Yeah, the place was full of oddball non conformist motherf**kers. Made me look like house of lords material but without all the crime and rape and that.... well, the crime.
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