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I dont get it. Were you in prison for raping bears

jimblanchflower said:


Nothing was ever proved

little_a said:


Why were you in prison then?

jimblanchflower said:



I was just visiting, Big Bill the Bolton Bull Buggerer

AndyH said:


See, I've been coming to this site too often and you are all infecting me. Next thing you know I'll be moving to the North West and praying to the puddle.

Sheesh

AndyH said:
All this way in an no-one has mentioned yet that;

- You dont get all those bears living in the same geographic areas

It was Southern Alaska, right on the polar/grizzly line

- How could you not hear a bear walking up behind you or standing next to you

Earplugs - Frank was shooting. Health and safety and all that.

- Since when are bears psychic, he never told them his name was Frank

It was written on Frank's haversack

- Inter-racial bear marriages in Alaska; the scandal

They were mostly extra-marital affairs

- The relative small size of bear penis's would make anal with a human virtually impossible

I've got to ask - How do you know this? Have you been on holiday to Shetland??

- How did the bears feel about constantly having to b*gger a stupid human

As previously mentioned, no mention was specifically made of anality. Frank could have been a hermaphrodite. There's a lot of them about, you know.

- Where were all the female bears

In the bear kitchens, of course, where all good female bears should be.

- How did the wives of the bears feel about their partners screwing a human

I don't think the males were going to come back and boast about it. It's not Chorley, ffs! This is Alaska, right on the polar/grizzly line.

- Do bears have closets?

I would guess so. They've got to piss and s**t somewhere!

See, I've been coming to this site too often and you are all infecting me. Next thing you know I'll be moving to the North West and praying to the puddle.

Sheesh

Rob said:
That pun was bearly worth it!