Heaven or hell
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| Villa_Ste |  | Heaven or hell | 15-03-2011 @ 18:24 |
stingy with his letters Member 496, 668 posts SQ 210, BP 190, DL 230630.0 kgs @ 111kgs UnEq | boring day at work 2day so we got talking about what'd be better heaven or hell. my brother seems 2 think hell will be better as it'll be full of porn stars, drugs, alcohol rock stars and charlie sheen. also thinks heaven will be boring as anything fun will be forbidden. my argument was that all them things that you would wanna do down in hell will be out of reach and that you would spend ur time getting bummed by tyson! only abit of fun dont want any1 getting all biblical on me | ||
| crabhat | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 18:31 |
Member 569, 58 posts SQ 119, BP 80, DL 140339.0 kgs @ 76kgs UnEq | What if you go to heaven and your missus/mistress/several compliant members of the beach volleyball team go to hell? That means you're in rubbish heaven, which is technically the same as hell anyway. What both places need is a high speed rail link. | ||
| Villa_Ste | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 18:34 |
stingy with his letters Member 496, 668 posts SQ 210, BP 190, DL 230630.0 kgs @ 111kgs UnEq | well this is the thing, pink, rihanna etc r sure 2 be goin hell, what we need is 4 them 2 be sent 2 fulfill the needs of people in heaven (although my bro reckons anything other than missionary would be banned in heaven) | ||
| gossamer | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 20:35 |
 gassamer more like Member 2182, 489 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 250620.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq | I imagine hell would be something like being made to do endless squats in a desert whilst being forced to consume salt non-stop whilst the devil drinks ice cold beer right in front of me. Rhianna and all the other sluts would be nowhere to be seen. Obviously hell would be f**king s**t and heaven would be ace? | ||
| Beard_Of_Iron | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 20:38 |
 Head of Department, Ministry of Beards Member 580, 2634 posts SQ 210, BP 115, DL 266591.0 kgs @ 101kgs UnEq |  | ||
| shaunclegg | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 20:40 |
 The official olympic weightlifter of SB (juniors) Member 495, 3531 posts SQ 201, BP 137.5, DL 200538.5 kgs @ 69kgs UnEq | Heaven definately 300kg snatch thanks. | ||
| anon20190916 | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 20:48 |
 Member 1792, 358 posts SQ 180, BP 160, DL 260600.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 22.04.2019 @ 11:16 AM by Luke_Solomi / | ||
| FAT_SAM | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 21:01 |
 more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 3351015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq | shaunclegg said:Heaven definately 300kg snatch thanks. This is about as close as you'll ever get to a 300kg snatch, Cleggy boy: http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obese.jpg | ||
| milsy | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 21:15 |
 Ne n coner a fuickex .ay ouse part we .be Member 1425, 4647 posts SQ 340, BP 227.5, DL 335902.5 kgs @ 125kgs UnEq | f**k going to heaven i wont know anyone there! | ||
| bignige1986 | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 21:31 |
 Taleban says his views on women are extreme Member 639, 3518 posts SQ 10, BP 10, DL 1030.0 kgs @ 10kgs Eq | FAT_SAM said: This is about as close as you'll ever get to a 300kg snatch, Cleggy boy: http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obese.jpg[... I think ill start sinning now  And sam you promised youd keep the pics from our "night out" to yaself  ha OJ | ||
| shaunclegg | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 21:37 |
The official olympic weightlifter of SB (juniors) Member 495, 3531 posts SQ 201, BP 137.5, DL 200538.5 kgs @ 69kgs UnEq | FAT_SAM said: This is about as close as you'll ever get to a 300kg snatch, Cleggy boy: http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obese.jpg[... that isn't very polite now is it.  | ||
| Tony | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 21:41 |
 Is partial to the odd bender. Member 6, 10239 posts SQ 280, BP 192.5, DL 317.5790.0 kgs @ 102kgs Eq | How would you even go about getting stuck into that. | ||
| bignige1986 | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 21:44 |
Taleban says his views on women are extreme Member 639, 3518 posts SQ 10, BP 10, DL 1030.0 kgs @ 10kgs Eq | Tony said:How would you even go about getting stuck into that. Big bag of flower s**t load of KY 25 pints of stella | ||
| FAT_SAM | | ... | 15-03-2011 @ 21:45 |
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 3351015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq | Injectable viagra and test suspension! | ||
| Namonster | | ... | 16-03-2011 @ 10:07 |
 always trolling for a reaction Member 753, 1280 posts | As a Sikh we don't believe in hell but there's no chance I'm getting into 'heaven' so I'm not fussed. | ||