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matthewvcIcon...17-05-2016 @ 10:57 
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http://viz.co.uk/category/cartoons/strip-cartoons/nobbys-piles...
little_aIcon...17-05-2016 @ 11:18 
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Thought of Nobby the other day. I clocked a donut cushion on someone's chair in the office. Until this time I'd only ever seen them in the Viz, and had an incling of doubt as to their actual existence along with the Clag-Gone, Remmington fanny scissors and the Black and Decker slug hammer.
little_aIcon...17-05-2016 @ 11:19 
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aaron_lohan said:I have had it a few times, cream did the trick.


Running will help Tongue
matthewvcIcon...17-05-2016 @ 11:28 
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little_a said:Thought of Nobby the other day. I clocked a donut cushion on someone's chair in the office. Until this time I'd only ever seen them in the Viz, and had an incling of doubt as to their actual existence along with the Clag-Gone, Remmington fanny scissors and the Black and Decker slug hammer.


clag gone is the greatest advert in history..
The_Lone_WolfIcon...17-05-2016 @ 11:33 
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matthewvc said:http://viz.co.uk/category/cartoons/strip-cartoons/nobbys-piles...

Haven't read Viz for years, used to love it.
little_aIcon...17-05-2016 @ 12:26 
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matthewvc said:
clag gone is the greatest advert in history..


"Leaves your gusset lemon fresh"
matthewvcIcon...17-05-2016 @ 12:44 
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Post Edited: 17.05.2016 @ 12:52 PM by matthewvc
little_a said:
"Leaves your gusset lemon fresh"


how do you post the pic of it? i tried and could only see the link to a twitter post i found it on
'pedal away those tag nut blues' Grin

managed to change my avatar to part of it
little_aIcon...17-05-2016 @ 13:01 
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https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8f7UngMB3vA/Ujr7tA0cngI/AAAAAAAAJz8/zvPLeyfTRP4/w800-h800/Clag-gone.png
little_aIcon...17-05-2016 @ 13:02 
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmKnpENCEAEPYTx.png
little_aIcon...17-05-2016 @ 13:03 
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/58/10/bf5810eef5abe7036a4a0f0ea965b714.jpg
matthewvcIcon...17-05-2016 @ 13:06 
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fantastic. thanks.
Viz at its peak was utter genius. Grin
FAT_SAMIcon...18-05-2016 @ 01:32 
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Yep they hurt and bleed when you s**t sometimes.

No pokey bum wanks for you for a while ha
WiganIcon...18-05-2016 @ 05:43 
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Suffered with what I thought were Clements for years, eventually sought medical advice and it turned out I had a prolapsed intestine and it was my guts hanging out of my 'arris for all those years. Quick op to staple everything back where it should be and Bob's yer uncle and Fanny's yer aunt, best thing I ever did.

First Tom Tit after the op was a woozy though, I was in a right two and eight!! :-(
FatpeteIcon...18-05-2016 @ 06:58 
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FAT_SAM said:Yep they hurt and bleed when you s**t sometimes.


Mine just itched. This made wiping one's 'arris an absolute delight. It was so, so, so very wonderful. Trouble was, that the more wonderful it was, the more it would feel like someone had set fire to your arse afterwards. That was a twice daily difficult decision. Less fun now and less pain later or total enjoyment and pay for it when back in the office.

Cream solved it. Happy to report that it's never been back
little_aIcon...18-05-2016 @ 07:29 
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Wigan said:Clements


lol. Viz shaped a generation. Squoze the very life out of us.

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