ammonia alternative? what sykes you up?

Haha no but that would work pretty well

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Does he annoy you more than Bill Kenwright?

I don't mind Bill. It isn't his fault nobody want's to buy him out. He has been trying to sell since he took over.

Paul Gascoigne once told me that Kenwright is a great bloke who would die to see the club succeed. That's good enough for me.

"Hate" is a strong word. What's he done?

Unusual psyching method!

I find approaching a weight calmly tends to work better.

Allways been a dick to me, got my girlfriend taking drugs, pretty sure he shagged her, once tried to have a fight with me...

Oh dear oh dear, what a troubled 'situation'.

You should snap his dick off.

Or perhaps the more 'fun' option of just getting a new girlfriend?

To be fair, that does sound more fun.

I am a big fan of anger and controlled aggression as most people who know me on here can vouch for I generally hate most things in life I accepted a negative lifestyle a few years ago my drive to work usually gets me going as I drive past the homeless druggies and hookers on my way to and from work and driving past the same drug dealers everyday and the same police who just turn a blind eye

I would stop the whole hate thing bow before you end up bitter like me lol I'm hoping il grow out of it at some point

When I'm training I like to think that I am f**king nothing I am weak I am useless and someone somewhere has just warmed up with 20 kg heavier than because I have so far to go then some salts afew slaps headphones blazing and I'm off

A red bull, bar of cadburys caramel , s**t with a wank chaser. this is my pre training ritual

If you can combine the s**tting and wanking I find that this is best, quickly followed by a piss.

No. as i prefer an "abseil wank" which is wherethe thumb of one hand is inserted in the arse. so u can imagine s**t cannot be also leaving the rectum at this time.

A fan of fingery bum wanks hey... can't say I blame you.