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MrSmallIcon...10-02-2012 @ 21:40 
Gone and easily forgotten.......
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PAGAN said:I like big butts and I cannot lie, these other brothers can't deny
milsyIcon...10-02-2012 @ 21:41 
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Ne n coner a fuickex .ay ouse part we .be
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The awkward momment you get caught stealing your neighbours wireless connection and downloading dodgy porn haa
Big_GrayIcon...10-02-2012 @ 22:39 
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er next time she knocks answer the door n ask. what a s**t thread
nitsua19Icon...10-02-2012 @ 22:42 
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go find out. i want to know now it has intrigued me!
thosebananasIcon...10-02-2012 @ 22:49 
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Answer the door and the truth will emerge.
brownbearIcon...10-02-2012 @ 22:54 
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Morrisons - rump - 7£
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Post Edited: 10.02.2012 @ 22:54 PM by brownbear
http://www.betterthanpants.com/media/moar_penis.jpg

Wear this and answer the door
PAGANIcon...10-02-2012 @ 23:01 
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I took about £4 out of Sooty's bottom
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bryce said:
Swift edit paggers Wink


As swift as my nimble ( but really quite drunk ) little fingers would allow Bryce my darling Wink
PuddIcon...10-02-2012 @ 23:13 
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Big_Gray said:er next time she knocks answer the door n ask. what a s**t thread


Amazing thread.

1. Someone knocks on the door
2. Answer said door.
3. Speak to the person at the door.

3 easy steps to finding out what your neighbour wants when she knocks on the door. Now don't go mixing the order up!
MattD90Icon...10-02-2012 @ 23:14 
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Skaven for the win !!
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Pudd said:Now don't go mixing the order up!


lol
wjmxm21Icon...10-02-2012 @ 23:18 
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improvment is a MUST !!
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Post Edited: 10.02.2012 @ 23:19 PM by wjmxm21
Ha i do usually answer the door, just thought it was one of them people that harass you at stupid o'clockso thought it was pointless answering. Anyway only found out it was next door when i saw her leaving through my gate. Just wanted an idea of what she might of wanted before i answer the door. But yes next time i will answer the door Grin
JackRevansIcon...10-02-2012 @ 23:35 
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'There was also a sausage in my mouth.'
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maybe instead of smashing the back door in, you should smash the sugar walls in
WiegieboardIcon...11-02-2012 @ 00:22 
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as crimson as my last victims underclothing.....
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No one has asked the all important question. Is she hot???
Big_GrayIcon...11-02-2012 @ 09:27 
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Pudd said:
Amazing thread.
1. Someone knocks on the door
2. Answer said door.
3. Speak to the person at the door.
3 easy steps to finding out what your neighbour wants when she knocks on the door. Now don't go mixing the order up!


3 steps mate could be tough Grin
Big_GrayIcon...11-02-2012 @ 09:29 
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wjmxm21 said:Ha i do usually answer the door, just thought it was one of them people that harass you at stupid o'clockso thought it was pointless answering. Anyway only found out it was next door when i saw her leaving through my gate. Just wanted an idea of what she might of wanted before i answer the door. But yes next time i will answer the door Grin


harass at stupid o clock? 6-7pm? hardly stupid o clock
paddymc1986Icon...11-02-2012 @ 10:18 
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dieting is not the way to go
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you hiding from the bailifs by any chance?

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